Funny quotes.

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Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Rig » Tue Apr 05, 2022 11:47 pm

langois wrote:
Thu Feb 10, 2022 7:09 am
Draz chats 'actually - sorry to divert, date tonight and ive had zero libido for months, any foods
people advise?'

Ominas
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Ominas » Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:39 am

Rig wrote:
Tue Apr 05, 2022 11:47 pm
langois wrote:
Thu Feb 10, 2022 7:09 am
Draz chats 'actually - sorry to divert, date tonight and ive had zero libido for months, any foods
people advise?'
Can anyone answer this? Asking for a friend. Like, just an acquaintance really. Not all of us are 15 years old Rig!

Jenda
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Jenda » Wed Apr 20, 2022 10:48 pm

Ominas wrote:
Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:39 am
Rig wrote:
Tue Apr 05, 2022 11:47 pm
langois wrote:
Thu Feb 10, 2022 7:09 am
Draz chats 'actually - sorry to divert, date tonight and ive had zero libido for months, any foods
people advise?'
Can anyone answer this? Asking for a friend. Like, just an acquaintance really. Not all of us are 15 years old Rig!
... oysters. or avoiding dung food.

Prykor
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Prykor » Fri Apr 22, 2022 3:17 pm

Jenda wrote:
Wed Apr 20, 2022 10:48 pm

... oysters. or avoiding dung food.
In a cruel twist of fate, fasting is the correct answer.

Ommin
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Ommin » Mon Apr 25, 2022 8:29 pm

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
You narrate 'dont go s'

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >

Beary leaves south. vv

Ghast
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Ghast » Wed May 11, 2022 4:17 pm

Masaj narrates 'ghast/pipers come shoudler'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
nar im gonna get stabbbbbed
You narrate 'im gonna get stabbbbbed'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
3
where

Piperss narrates 'nod'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Piperss - The Blight
Ghast - The Blight
Dah - The Blight
Masaj - The Blight
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
`

Piperss leaves west.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
The torn trees and shrubs of the Blight spread away here, and the ground is
extremely worn with travel. That the Blight has not swallowed this path
entirely is testimony to the frequent travel that must come this way, no doubt
groups of Trollocs as no human could live in these conditions.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Zone: The Blight
East: A black tree with bloated leaves sprouts from the ground, branches quivering.
West: A trolloc is here ruling a group of trollocs.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.
A small stick is lying on the ground here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.
Piperss leaves west.
You follow Piperss.

Path in the Blight
You have stumbled upon a well traveled area in the Blight. It's not quite a
path, but the frequent travel seems to have worn a small trail in the ground.
The trees and bushes which cover the Blight are sparser here, and you can see
the worn trails leading off to the south as well as running east and west.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Zone: The Blight
East: A small stick is lying on the ground here.
West: A huge trolloc marked with a whirlwind snorts here.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.
A trolloc is here ruling a group of trollocs.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >

Piperss leaves west.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
The sickly pale yellow of the Blight surrounds you. The air is thick with a
ripe stench of decaying matter, and you eye the surrounding forest with
disgust. Despite the disease apparent in everything, the whole area seems
crawling with vile forms of life. The very trees and creepers seem to inch
towards you. The plain slopes down steeply to the east, and there seems to
be no way to get back up.
[ obvious exits: E W D ]
Zone: The Blight
Door down: rock
East: A trolloc is here ruling a group of trollocs.
West: The giant blight beetle is here flying around.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.
A huge trolloc marked with a whirlwind snorts here.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.
Piperss leaves west.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
The Blight is thicker to the south, and probably impassible. To the north
and west, slight gaps in the thick trees allow you to cut a way through.
You are reluctant to approach those dark trees which seem almost eager to
touch. The plain slopes down steeply to the east, and there seems to be no
way to get back up. The Blight is thicker to the south, and probably
impassible. To the north and west, slight gaps in the thick trees allow you
to cut a way through. You are reluctant to approach those dark trees which
seem almost eager to touch.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
Zone: The Blight
East: A huge trolloc marked with a whirlwind snorts here.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.
The giant blight beetle is here flying around.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded > [k light]
They aren't here.
Piperss leaves west.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
The Blight is an open sore in the earth, spreading its vileness in the
touch of every plant and blade of grass. Dark leaves shiver as you near
them, and branches twist eagerly in your direction. The sickly colors of
the forest grate on your nerves, the pale yellows and streaky reds a
mockery of natural purity. The hot and sweet air makes your lungs strain
and rebel in protest.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
Zone: The Blight
East: The giant blight beetle is here flying around.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.
Piperss leaves south.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
There are still trees here, but they appear to be completely rotted.
Evil-looking leaves clot the trees, black and red with white spots. The
corruption of the Blight can be seen in every strand of life that exists
here. You find yourself filled with revulsion at the force which doesn't
kill but rather twists the very fabric of nature.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
Zone: The Blight
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >

Piperss leaves east.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
Disgusting warped shapes that are a corruption of nature spring about you.
Black trees with red leaves, bloated with puss, are interspersed with dark
bushes which shiver as your near them. The sweet and humid air makes you gag,
and struggle not to retch. Sweat trickles down your clothes, and creates an
overwhelming desire to scratch and rub your limbs. You feel unclean, as if the
contamination of the Blight is spreading to you, and you check yourself for a
rash or some outbreak of disease.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
Zone: The Blight
South: A young trolloc is here, growling with a deep bloodlust.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >

Piperss leaves south.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
The Blight stretches all around you. There are still trees here, but they
appear to be rotting away while you watch. Leaves cover the trees, but stained
and spotted with yellow and black, with livid red streaks like blood poisoning.
Every leaf and creeper seems bloated, ready to burst at touch. The air tastes
like a mouthful of spoiled meat.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
Zone: The Blight
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.
A young trolloc is here, growling with a deep bloodlust.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
3
where

Piperss leaves south.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
The Blight is an open sore in the earth, spreading its vileness in the touch of
every plant and blade of grass. Dark leaves shiver as you near them, and
branches twist eagerly in your direction. The sickly colors of the forest
grate on your nerves, the pale yellows and streaky reds a mockery of natural
purity. The hot and sweet air makes your lungs strain and rebel in protest.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: The Blight
North: A young trolloc is here, growling with a deep bloodlust.
South: *Fermin* is standing here.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
`
Piperss leaves west.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
The Blight here is a twisted sprawl of foul plants and shrubs. You appear to
be on some sort of hill, which slopes steeply to the south. From this vantage
point you can see the Mountains of Dhoom far to the north, and a tinge of
verdant green to the south.
[ obvious exits: E S ]
Zone: The Blight
South: A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.

o S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
`
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Ghast - The Blight
Piperss - The Blight
Dah - The Blight
Masaj - The Blight
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

`
o S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.

`
o S HP:Wounded MV:Winded > [k light]
They aren't here.

`
o S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.

`
o S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
`
[k light]
They aren't here.

o S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
`
Masaj narrates 'yes, unless'
[k light]
They aren't here.
Piperss leaves east.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
The Blight is an open sore in the earth, spreading its vileness in the touch of
every plant and blade of grass. Dark leaves shiver as you near them, and
branches twist eagerly in your direction. The sickly colors of the forest
grate on your nerves, the pale yellows and streaky reds a mockery of natural
purity. The hot and sweet air makes your lungs strain and rebel in protest.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: The Blight
North: A young trolloc is here, growling with a deep bloodlust.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded > [k light]
They aren't here.
Piperss leaves east.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
The terrain here is a bright swirl of colors, yet none of them are very
pleasant to look at. Red and black leaves swirl in the trees, and the ground is
a sickly pale yellow. Wherever a branch lies broken, a thick black sap is
flowing out. Branches in the trees stir violently, yet there is no wind.
[ obvious exits: S W ]
Zone: The Blight
South: Dah Dahling is here, fighting the blight bear.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.
Piperss leaves south.
You follow Piperss.

The Blight
The heat of the Blight grows steadily stronger, and your clothes are damp and
moist. The foul trees and bristling bushes continue around you, and seem to
twitch when you approach. The Mountains of Dhoom grow ever closer to the north.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
Zone: The Blight
South: A spider-legged beast is here, most of it teeth.
Piperss the Loathsome Battler is standing here.
Dah Dahling is here, fighting the blight bear.
Masaj the Darkling Master is standing here.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A fade emerges from the shadows as you pass by.
The blight bear is here, fighting Dah.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
`
[k light]
They aren't here.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
The blight bear barely tickles Dah's right hand with its hit.
Dah blasts the blight bear's right paw into bloody fragments!
[k light]
They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded > [k light]
They aren't here.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.
Piperss tries to slash *someone*, but he parries successfully.

`
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
[k light]
They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
Masaj narrates 'you just spam =p'
[k light]
They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
s

*Fermin* places a silver sai in the back of Masaj, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
Masaj is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Masaj's death cry.

Drybones
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Drybones » Wed May 11, 2022 5:44 pm

hahaha, ouchh. That's too perfect

Masaj
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Masaj » Wed May 11, 2022 5:50 pm

Also recommended: resetting your h.target alias to h.light from h.dark after you switch sides. :lol:

Khaster
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Khaster » Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:35 pm

There's no way Tolza could have known but still very funny.

xx

A bright slash of light dilates into a gateway to another place.
The corpse of Prykor is destroyed by the light.

x
* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary > [kill h.dark]
They aren't here.
Deimon has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse.
A young Tower Guard has arrived from the east.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Haggard >
[kill dark]
They aren't here.
Deimon leaves south riding a warhorse.
A young Tower Guard leaves south. vv

* R HP:Wounded MV:Haggard >

Tolza rides a bloodstock stallion out from the gateway.

erulak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by erulak » Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:00 pm

Oh man, was he looted/scalped?!

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