Funny quotes.

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Faiz
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Faiz » Wed Sep 29, 2021 4:40 pm

Background: I'd seen Yorril narrating in PK then saw him in TV so stabbed him. Realised he was a level 18 guy when I scalped him, so I go EF to try get him some xp scalps to re-level, and this happens.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Faiz - Street Along the Winespring Water
Vaiton - Reception of the Winespring Inn
Zoya - Reception of the Winespring Inn

* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Atkins narrates 'lol lots 2n'

whois vaiton <--- better whois to be safe this time
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Vaiton of Cairhien is a level 34 human. <-- perfect


* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > whois zoya
Zoya of Murandy is a level 7 human. <--- not so perfect


* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Atkins narrates '5 i think'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Variable 'target1' is set to: vaiton
a vaiton
Variable 'target' is set to: vaiton
t vaiton
west
3

Rayek narrates 'am afk piss real quick then come out'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Street Along the Riverbank
[ obvious exits: E W ]
East: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
West: A poor, solemn villager walks by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here, being ridden by you.
The fishmonger is here, hoping to buy your catch.
A well-dressed man peals his bell, alerting people to the latest news.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You stop riding her.

sneak
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > west
where
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
Ok, you'll try to move silently for a while.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Well on the East End of the Green
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
East: A shaggy brown mare stands here.
South: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
West: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
A banner portraying a red eagle is gently swaying in the wind here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A large stone well is here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A poor, solemn villager walks by.
A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
The Emond's Field town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Zoya - Reception of the Winespring Inn
Faiz - Well on the East End of the Green
Vaiton - Reception of the Winespring Inn

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > south
Wagon Bridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
South: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > south
east
Old Road Before the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
South: A draft horse is here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.

up
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > s
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
South: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Reception of the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A thin, lightweight metal disk rests here.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby.
A torch is here on the ground.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
Vaiton of Cairhien is standing here.
A mercenary lingers here, ready to earn his pay.
The innkeeper bustles about, helping guests into rooms.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You can't find anything to conceal yourself with. <-- We see if they pk

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You silently approach your victim...

-=+*
Atkins narrates 'raz now'

*+=- -=+
Atkins narrates ':P'

*
Ooops. Your clumsy execution broadcasts your intentions.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy >
Vaiton tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
The innkeeper hits your body.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy > l vaiton
f

The innkeeper hits your body.
Vaiton tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy >
Vaiton is in excellent condition.

Vaiton is using:
<used as light> a torch
<worn on head> a fine linen riding hood
<worn around neck> a luminous pearl choker necklace
<worn around neck> a luminous pearl choker necklace
<worn about body> a bright red robe
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a pair of slim riding gloves
<worn around wrist> a sungwood bracelet
<wielded two-handed> a bladed feather staff (blunt)
<worn on legs> a divided riding skirt
<worn on feet> a set of soft velvet slippers

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
an ebony shortblade
a small purse
a large number of gold crowns (36)
a small canoe

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy > You panic and attempt to flee!


The innkeeper hits your right foot.
Vaiton tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.

up

You flee head over heels.
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
South: A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Reception of the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A thin, lightweight metal disk rests here.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby.
A torch is here on the ground.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
Vaiton of Cairhien is standing here.
A mercenary lingers here, ready to earn his pay.
The innkeeper bustles about, helping guests into rooms.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > say you heere? <--- Best make sure they're not afk

Atkins narrates 'im leaving'

x
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > You say 'you heere?'

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Vaiton is in excellent condition.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
The innkeeper hits your head.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - the innkeeper: Healthy >
You try to pierce the innkeeper, but he deflects the blow.
The innkeeper hits your left arm.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - the innkeeper: Healthy >
You pierce the innkeeper's right leg extremely hard.

You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness... <--- Lol what

S HP:Critical MV:Haggard - the innkeeper: Scratched >
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
North: A well-muscled and confident looking blademaster stands here.
A water skin made from dried human flesh lies here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Yorril of Andor is resting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril grins evilly. <--- Yes well....

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Rubia narrates 'cant rent there anymore faiz!!'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > say lol
You say 'lol'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril sits down and rests.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > sta
You stand up.

... Grab a couple tics so I can loot eq

* HP:Critical MV:Weary > down
Entering
the Weave...
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A handsome stag stands here, ready to run.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary > staenter weave emond's field
Ok.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Yorril has entered the game.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
The Creator embraces you.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Well on the East End of the Green
Flagstones have been neatly stacked and plastered to construct a stone
well. Its edge is a little over 3 feet high and a wooden roof and winch
have been constructed over it. The well has been placed on the eastern end
of a verdant grassy expanse called the Green. A rushing stream runs just to
the south, passing underneath a sturdy wooden bridge.

A map has been pinned to a board at the well.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
East: A poor, solemn villager walks by.
South: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
West: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
A banner portraying a red eagle is gently swaying in the wind here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A large stone well is here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
The Emond's Field town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary > south
south
east
up
Wagon Bridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
South: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.

g
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Old Road Before the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
South: A draft horse is here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > down
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
South: A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > west
Reception of the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
The corpse of Faiz is lying here.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A thin, lightweight metal disk rests here.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby.
A torch is here on the ground.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
Vaiton of Cairhien is standing here.
A mercenary lingers here, ready to earn his pay.
The innkeeper bustles about, helping guests into rooms.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > The corpse of Faiz seems to be empty. <-- Uh oh

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > north
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
South: A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Old Road Before the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
South: A draft horse is here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.

wear all
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Wagon Bridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
South: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > You don't seem to have anything wearable.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Faiz - Wagon Bridge
Zoya - Reception of the Winespring Inn
Vaiton - Reception of the Winespring Inn

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell vaiton you looted?
You tell Vaiton 'you looted?' <-- Was a wizkill, so no harm in asking

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell zoya you looted?
x
You tell Zoya 'you looted?'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Zoya tells you 'looted what' <--- Ha ha ha

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > x

Everesta narrates 'on kajin'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > No-one by that name here.

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > x

Vaiton tells you 'no Zoya did, think shes dropping it now'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > No-one by that name here.

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Everesta narrates '2e nomob'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > tel zoya my eq

A frightened young thief has arrived from the south.

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Atkins narrates 'its too many'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > You tell Zoya 'my eq'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > tell vaiton was asking if you were afk and innkeeper wizkilled

Zoya tells you 'yep'

x
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > You tell Vaiton 'was asking if you were afk and innkeeper wizkilled'


* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Everesta narrates 'any of you coming?'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > tell zoya keeping or returning?
x
No-one by that name here... <-- :lol:

Nognahoj
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Nognahoj » Wed Sep 29, 2021 4:58 pm

Returning would get her warranted by the red eagles.

Sarryn
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Sarryn » Wed Sep 29, 2021 5:30 pm

lol

Zarth
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Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:04 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Zarth » Thu Sep 30, 2021 11:54 pm

Your bash at *Rayek* sends him sprawling!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your body is pierced by razor sharp ice spikes sent by *Everesta*!

* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >

Bludlust blasts *Rayek*'s left leg very hard.
Lyygd tries to pierce *Everesta*, but she parries successfully.
You blast *Rayek*'s body very hard.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >
nar bash the fc you fuckers
You narrate 'bash the fc you fuckers'
*Everesta* avoids being bashed by Bohst who loses his balance and falls!

* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >

You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
A flurry of icy spikes sent by Everesta is the last thing you ever see.
You are dead! Sorry...

Jestin
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Joined: Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:15 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Jestin » Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:00 am

Just start killing any trolloc thieves you see. Worthless killers of pk and they just screw you over in real pk.

Zarth
Posts: 364
Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:04 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Zarth » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:57 am

Jestin wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:00 am
Just start killing any trolloc thieves you see. Worthless killers of pk and they just screw you over in real pk.
I tried that yesterday and 4 of them ganged up to kill me. I'll stick to killing former trolloc thieves turned dreadlords.

Jestin
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Jestin » Fri Oct 01, 2021 2:33 pm

I was a Ghar abser snicker

Zarth
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Zarth » Fri Oct 01, 2021 5:41 pm

No, Wept was a ghar abser. When you changed your name back to Jestin you inherited all the history of that name, Ko'bal thief doorbusher!

Meren
Posts: 277
Joined: Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:45 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Meren » Sat Oct 02, 2021 9:59 pm

Faiz wrote:
Wed Sep 29, 2021 4:40 pm

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - the innkeeper: Healthy >
You pierce the innkeeper's right leg extremely hard.

You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness... <--- Lol what

S HP:Critical MV:Haggard - the innkeeper: Scratched >
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
North: A well-muscled and confident looking blademaster stands here.
A water skin made from dried human flesh lies here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Yorril of Andor is resting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril grins evilly. <--- Yes well....

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Rubia narrates 'cant rent there anymore faiz!!'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > say lol
You say 'lol'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril sits down and rests.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > sta
You stand up.

... Grab a couple tics so I can loot eq

* HP:Critical MV:Weary > down
Entering
the Weave...
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A handsome stag stands here, ready to run.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary > staenter weave emond's field
Ok.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Yorril has entered the game.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
The Creator embraces you.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Well on the East End of the Green
Flagstones have been neatly stacked and plastered to construct a stone
well. Its edge is a little over 3 feet high and a wooden roof and winch
have been constructed over it. The well has been placed on the eastern end
of a verdant grassy expanse called the Green. A rushing stream runs just to
the south, passing underneath a sturdy wooden bridge.

A map has been pinned to a board at the well.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
East: A poor, solemn villager walks by.
South: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
West: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
A banner portraying a red eagle is gently swaying in the wind here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A large stone well is here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
The Emond's Field town crier stands here, spreading the news.
Died the exact same way during my tenure, though the other party had significantly more class.

Masaj
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Joined: Fri Apr 15, 2016 8:06 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Masaj » Wed Oct 06, 2021 11:24 pm

o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Tabarnak says 'je veux drive mon truck'

o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
A Dhai'mon trolloc looks up, smirks, and starts the blood wail.

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