Funny quotes.

[isabel]

Went to mobs early vs Razhak but still lost more hps - I had to fall back Ragan

* R HP:Battered MV:Full >

*Razhak* has arrived from above, riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Battered MV:Full >
*Razhak* hacks your left leg hard.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Razhak: Battered > [bash dark]
*Razhak* panics, and attempts to flee!

-=+
*Razhak* barely hacks your body.
A Shienaran forward scout joins your fight!
A Shienaran forward scout joins a Shienaran forward scout's fight!
A Shienaran forward scout joins a Shienaran forward scout's fight!
Ragan joins a Shienaran forward scout's fight!

*
*Razhak* panics, and attempts to flee!

*+
*Razhak* leaves up riding a shadow stallion.

=- -=
They're not here anymore!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > sc
qw
You have 118(414) hit and 139(145) movement points.
You have scored 103955950 experience points and 2028 quest points.
You need 4544050 exp to level and 972 qp to rank.
You have amassed 12 Turn points to date.
You have played 69 days and 18 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Isabel the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer 7] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > [bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > change mood wimpy
kill $target$
Mood changed to: Wimpy

kill $target$
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > You barely pound *Razhak*'s right foot.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Razhak: Battered > kill $target$

*Razhak* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Razhak: Battered > f
You pound *Razhak*'s left arm.
A Shienaran forward scout joins your fight!
A Shienaran forward scout joins a Shienaran forward scout's fight!
A Shienaran forward scout joins a Shienaran forward scout's fight!
Ragan joins a Shienaran forward scout's fight!
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Razhak: Beaten > down
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Razhak: Beaten > kill $target$
bash
[flee ]
You panic and attempt to flee!

You flee head over heels.
In the Foothills
[ obvious exits: E W D ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being
ridden by you.
*Razhak* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
A Shallow Depression
[ obvious exits: U ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being
ridden by you.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
The Shienaran forward scout commander stands ever vigilant.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > kill $target$
change mood brave
They aren't here.

qw
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Mood changed to: Brave

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > [bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong
>
Asandra tells you 'I'm up north now, need help?'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > sc
You have 132(414) hit and 115(145) movement points.
You have scored 103955429 experience points and 2028 quest points.
You need 4544571 exp to level and 972 qp to rank.
You have amassed 12 Turn points to date.
You have played 69 days and 18 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Isabel the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer 7] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > rep i'll say if more come
You reply to Asandra
'i'll say if more come'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > rep is beat/batt
look
where
You reply to Asandra 'is beat/batt' <--- LET US NOT PROMOTE VULTURE CULTURE

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > sc
A Shallow Depression
Here within a shallow depression of twisted scrub and rotting trees, the
ground is laden with rough, gray rocks. Rocks jut out of the ground among
the twisted scrub and mutated trees. An overgrown footpath leads up towards
the foothills near Tarwin's Gap.
[ obvious exits: U ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being
ridden by you.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
The Shienaran forward scout commander stands ever vigilant.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Isabel - A Shallow Depression

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > kill $target$
You have 132(414) hit and 115(145) movement points.
You have scored 103955429 experience points and 2028 quest points.
You need 4544571 exp to level and 972 qp to rank.
You have amassed 12 Turn points to date.
You have played 69 days and 18 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Isabel the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer 7] (Level 50).
You are standing.

qw
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Battered
MV:Strong >
Asandra tells you 'nd'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
[bash dark]
Bash who?

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > look
qw
A Shallow Depression
Here within a shallow depression of twisted scrub and rotting trees, the
ground is laden with rough, gray rocks. Rocks jut out of the ground among
the twisted scrub and mutated trees. An overgrown footpath leads up towards
the foothills near Tarwin's Gap.
[ obvious exits: U ]
*Fiddler* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being
ridden by you.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
The Shienaran forward scout commander stands ever vigilant.
*Fiddler* starts barreling down on you, a shocklance aimed at your chest. <--

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [bash dark]

kill $target$
bash
-=+Cancelled.
You try to pound *Fiddler*, but he parries successfully.

[Razhak]

And then they happily walked into a DT north of LS...

[isabel]

Lol, did you follow me into the DT? THat would be funny as well!

I was randi spamming trying to get back to Ragan since I was too low for blockeroo LS

[Razhak]

Nah, I am not stupid enough to walk into there

[Elokar]

At the Smiling Gleeman
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > whe

Isabel narrates 'is there more?'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Elokar - At the Smiling Gleeman
Lhyte - Knightsbridge Court
You sense shadowspawn nearby.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > n
kill dark
Knightsbridge Court
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
You notice a backpack is hidden here.
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.
*Fiddler* is sitting here, riding a shadow stallion.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail.
Lhyte of Shienar is here, fighting Fiddler.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A personnel trainer stands here, helping you gain experience.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > You lance *Fiddler*'s right leg hard.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Lhyte: Scratched - Fiddler: Hurt > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Lhyte: Scratched - Fiddler: Hurt >
You lance *Fiddler*'s right leg hard.
Lhyte pounds *Fiddler*'s right arm.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Lhyte: Scratched - Fiddler: Hurt >
*Fiddler* sheathes a bloodied knife into an inky black cloak.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Lhyte: Scratched - Fiddler: Hurt >
*Fiddler* draws a gleaming black greatsword from a heron engraved scabbard with a flash of steel.
*Fiddler* wields a gleaming black greatsword in a two-handed grip.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Lhyte: Scratched - Fiddler: Hurt > b

Lhyte says 'Back, Spawn!!!'

[bash ] ull - Lhyte: Scratched - Fiddler: Hurt >


*Fiddler* swirls about with a gleaming black greatsword, slicing across your body!
*Fiddler* panics, and attempts to flee!

-
*Fiddler* has arrived from the north, riding a shadow stallion.
***********
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > nar already poisoned in 1 round.
You narrate 'already poisoned in 1 round.'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > w
Caemlyn Road
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving west.
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.
A spotted jaguar opens its eyes lazily.
A black stallion prances about.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > w
Caemlyn Road
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.
A wild dog with matted fur snarls at you.
A short man stands here, nervously eyeing everything in sight.
A fox is here, hunting for rabbits.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Elokar - Caemlyn Road
You sense shadowspawn nearby.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > a
[track shadow]

=
Some obvious fresh tracks of a shadow stallion (ridden) leaving east.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > cb
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > e
e
Caemlyn Road
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.
A spotted jaguar opens its eyes lazily.
A black stallion prances about.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Caemlyn Road
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > n
kill dark
Lhyte narrates 'that was fast...'
Under a Stout Tree
[ obvious exits: S ]
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.
*Fiddler* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.

b
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > You try to lance *Fiddler*, but he deflects the blow.

[bash ] trong - Fiddler: Hurt >

=
*Fiddler* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.

=
Your bash at *Fiddler* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
You lance *Fiddler*'s right leg.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
l dark
cb

Fiddler has some small wounds and bruises.

*Fiddler* is using:
<held> an oilstone
<worn on head> a strange, insectoid helm
<worn around neck> a silver medallion
<worn around neck> a silver medallion
<worn about body> an inky black cloak (used)
<slung on back> a heron engraved scabbard
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<wielded two-handed> a shocklance
<worn on legs> a pair of thick, gold-plated greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
You lance *Fiddler*'s left leg hard.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > b

*Fiddler* strikes your right arm very hard.
You try to lance *Fiddler*, but he parries successfully.

[bash ] - Fiddler: Hurt >


Lhyte narrates 'you ok, Elokar?'

-
*Fiddler* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.
You cough and shiver.

=
Your bash at *Fiddler* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
You lance *Fiddler*'s body.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > nar Yes, am fine.
You narrate 'Yes, am fine.'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Elokar - Under a Stout Tree
You sense shadowspawn nearby.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
You try to lance *Fiddler*, but he parries successfully.
Lhyte narrates 'nod'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > b
[bash ]

=
*Fiddler* tries to strike you, but you deflect the blow.


As *Fiddler* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong > st
kill dark

*Fiddler* strikes your head very hard.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > b
Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > Ok.

[bash ] - Fiddler: Hurt >

*
*Fiddler* strikes your right arm extremely hard.


As *Fiddler* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong >
*Fiddler* strikes your left arm hard.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > st
b
Do you not consider fighting as standing?

Lhyte narrates 'which way Fiddler go?'>
[bash ]

+
*Fiddler* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.


As *Fiddler* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong >
*Fiddler* strikes your right foot hard.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > b
[bash ]

=
*Fiddler* strikes your right arm extremely hard.

=
Your bash at *Fiddler* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
Isabel narrates 'Perhaps he went to the roof??'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
You lance *Fiddler*'s left leg.
You cough and shiver.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > not
l
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > Under a Stout Tree
The ancient tree looms up over the northern side of the road. Many times,
it has offered weary travelers a cool and shady spot to break from the
blistering road and the relentless sun, and during the nights, many have
camped under its sheltering branches. The smoothness of its bark, and the
faded knife etchings are evidence of its use as a resting place. Several
bumps along the trunk offer convenient handholds for one to climb up to an
overhanging branch.
[ obvious exits: S ]
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.
*Fiddler* is sitting here, riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
You lance *Fiddler*'s left hand.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
You try to lance *Fiddler*, but he parries successfully.
*Fiddler* strikes your body very hard.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > l in pack
backpack (used) :
the death scalp of a skeletal wolf slain in Andor
a large number of gold crowns (40)
a choice steak
an oilstone
a package of dried rations
a thin vial of yellow fluid
[4] a vial filled with a dark red liquid
[2] a package of iron rations
[2] a stable ticket
[3] a bubbling draught
[3] a blue pouch of flatwort tea
[4] a sack of green ivy
[2] some brown kaf beans

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
You lance *Fiddler*'s left hand.
*Fiddler* strikes your body very hard.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > b
[bash ]

=
*Fiddler* strikes your body very hard.
Aloisa narrates 'west of 4k'


As *Fiddler* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
*Fiddler* strikes your body very hard.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
You try to lance *Fiddler*, but he deflects the blow.
*Fiddler* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > nar Yes, he's at the tree off the road
b
You narrate 'Yes, he's at the tree off the road'

TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
[bash ] ong - Fiddler: Hurt >

*
*Fiddler* gazes deeply into your soul.. very chilling.
You feel very paranoid about your surroundings.
*Fiddler* tries to strike you, but you deflect the blow.
Marwell narrates 'fiddler on the roof?!'


As *Fiddler* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong > st

*Fiddler* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.
*Fiddler* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt >
*Fiddler* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Fiddler: Hurt > s
*Fiddler* leaves south riding a shadow stallion.
You are already standing.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong > *Fiddler* struggles to barrel down on you, a shocklance aimed at your chest.
Caemlyn Road
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong > w
w
Caemlyn Road
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.
A spotted jaguar opens its eyes lazily.
A black stallion prances about.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong > w
Caemlyn Road
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.
Aloisa do Feia a'Oghri is standing here, riding a pale destrier.
A wild dog with matted fur snarls at you.
A short man stands here, nervously eyeing everything in sight.
A fox is here, hunting for rabbits.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Caemlyn Road
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon, being ridden by you.
A spotted jaguar opens its eyes lazily.
A cackling hyena circles its prey.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
Marwell narrates 'but he's not even jewish'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong > ye you''re pathetic
You bellow 'you''re pathetic'

*************
Fiddler:
lLol
Whoever elokar is
is hilarious
and a complete fuckboi

[fiddler]

Obligatory, UMADBRO

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > s
charge h.human
The Blight
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a RIDDEN MOUNT leaving >>EAST>>
There are some tracks of a RIDDEN MOUNT leaving >>EAST>>
There are some tracks of a RIDDEN MOUNT leaving >>EAST>>
There are some tracks of a RIDDEN MOUNT leaving <<WEST<<
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
*Evaine* is standing here, riding a pale destrier.
*Elokar* is standing here, riding a pale destrier.
A trolloc is here ruling a group of trollocs.

You line up your charge...ng MV:Fresh >
*Elokar* leaves west riding a pale destrier.

-
*Evaine* leaves east riding a pale destrier.


*Evaine* has arrived from the east, riding a pale destrier.
Chaaaaarrrge!! *Evaine* bleeds profusely as you skewer her with a shocklance!
*Evaine* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear *Evaine*'s death cry.

Nice defending of the Accepted there

[Elokar]

I was trying to stay ungrouped as much as possible to give you a better shot at decent pk. I left because my cure fear vial didn't cure fear. Keep whining on discord that you're not receiving pk despite running an absolutely toxic loadout.

[Razhak]

but why does that mean that I am not getting any pk either?! I am just an abser and you leave me also!

#Razhakispersecutedforotherpeoplestoxidloadouts

[isabel]

No problem. All of my pk will consist of 99 charge, 99 spears, and 99 kick and never pking below wounded. The great joy of having a BG master is that I can be an annoying piece of dung and vulture everyone and ruin pk all day long, like I should have been doing this whole time.

[fiddler]

Hahahaha. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.