Funny quotes.

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Razhak
Posts: 1396
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:43 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Razhak » Fri Jun 12, 2020 2:20 pm

You panic and attempt to flee!V:Strong - the ancient tree: Healthy >
*Boyan* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!



*Boyan* barely pounds your head.
The ancient tree barely tickles your body with its hit.
The ancient tree barely tickles your body with its hit.


*Boyan* points at you.

You flee head over heels.
A Winding Road
The road straightens out here a bit, going just north and south. Thick
bunches of trees stop movement to both the east and west. Visibility is
limited due to the plant-life, though a burned out watchtower can be seen
to the west.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
You stop riding it.

* S HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Strong > You stop using a gleaming black longsword.

* S HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Strong > You try to quietly draw a sharp, red stone dagger from an inky black cloak.

* S HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Strong > s
hide
backstab light
The Fal Dara alarm horn sounds loudly.
A Winding Road
Narrow ruts lead through the middle of the road here, the east path around
the hill to the northwest being the prefered by most supply wagons. Pine
trees and scrub oak can be seen growing thickly to the south and east.
Small nicks and slashes can still be seen in their trunks; scars from long
past battles.
[ obvious exits: N W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
The corpse of a rat is lying here.
*Boyan* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.

* S HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Strong > You attempt to hide yourself.

You silently approach your victim...
*Boyan* says 'perish ! '


*Boyan* makes a strange sound as you place a sharp, red stone dagger in his back!

* S HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Strong - Boyan: Beaten >


Sadly not a blick...

isabel
Posts: 1713
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2016 5:19 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:11 pm

Nothing much happening..must keep the good folk entertained!

Players
-------
Haeldryn of the Borderlands
Gretchen of Murandy (Idle)
Corvin al'brawdrifynn, the street gaurd [Wall Guard]
Hadis of Two Rivers
Denis of the Borderlands
Isabel the Blood of Malkier |Temple of Kirukan|
Verne the Tower Accepted [White Tower]
5 Lord Benito Junior Associate to Isabel the Blood of Malkier [Shienaran
Lancer Council]
Ronspence of Seandar
Castien of Shienar
Kilara of Kandor
Atla of Saldaea

12 players displayed.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > * HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat life is empty without art
The night has begun.
Castien disappears into the void.
You chat 'life is empty without art'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Castien has returned.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat here is a picture of benito sailing on a boat, a dr
eamy look in his eye:
You chat 'here is a picture of benito sailing on a boat, a dreamy look in his
eye:'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat ~~\___b___/~~
You chat '~~\___b___/~~'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A Shienaran guard leaves west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A Shienaran guard leaves west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > look
Benito disappears into the void. <-- heehee

Stomp
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Joined: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:25 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Stomp » Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:46 am

Meren narrates 'hello'

o HP:Hurt DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > nar is it me your looking for?
You narrate 'is it me your looking for?'

o HP:Hurt DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Pounce narrates 'HAHAHAHA...I'm old enough to know that song reference :P'

o HP:Hurt DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Meren narrates 'i cant see it in your eyes :('

o HP:Hurt DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Meren narrates '#eyelessproblems'

Santino
Posts: 118
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:16 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Santino » Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:24 pm

Just minding my business CoL, as you do, trying to figure out how to make the trainer mobs work. I summoned the wrong thing though...

Circle of Light
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that
become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when
the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by
some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, you find yourself, surrounded
by a bright light.


To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website at
wotmud.org, and our forums at wotmod.org before starting out, for the
rules, maps, and more.

[ obvious exits: N D ]

Matching room found! Correcting map position.

The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say summon warrior prac
You say 'summon warrior prac'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Weir arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Weir sighs loudly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say firetruck
You say 'firetruck, that's my bad'

Racquel
Posts: 403
Joined: Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:15 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Racquel » Thu Sep 24, 2020 5:34 am

Rofl

isabel
Posts: 1713
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2016 5:19 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Tue Oct 06, 2020 4:21 pm

cute funny things today on my fc with catisune, and then on isabel

Malkier Gate
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Catisune Ebernos, Tower Accepted is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Catisune says 'As in you need food/water?'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Catisune gets a plate of vegetables in tangy sauce from a backpack.
Catisune gets a plate of pickled quail eggs from a backpack.
Catisune gets a plate of roast pheasant with green beans from a backpack.
Catisune gets a plate of sausages and vegetables from a backpack.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say Food is kitchen, water is fountain
You say 'Food is kitchen, water is fountain'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > l catisune
This beak-nosed young woman moves with the implacable resolve of one who
knows her place. She calms twitchy fingers against the hem of an
unremarkable, if pristine, white dress banded in rainbow trim.

Catisune is in excellent condition.

Catisune is using:
<used as light> a sphere of the Source
<worn on head> a thick helmet of supple leather
<worn around neck> an ivory necklace
<worn around neck> an ivory necklace
<worn about body> a dress with colored bands at the hem
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<worn as shield> a silver etched shield
<wielded> a yew staff
<worn on legs> a set of darkly dyed leather leggings
<worn on feet> a black pair of silver-tooled boots

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Catisune gets a hunk of beef from a backpack.
Catisune gets a hunk of beef from a backpack.
Catisune gets a hunk of beef from a backpack.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say Lol
You say 'Lol'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say Holy dung
You say 'Holy dung'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say what's in your pack?
You say 'what's in your pack?'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Catisune says 'Prepared pockets.'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say That is -not- what it means
laugh
You say 'That is -not- what it means'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You fall down laughing.

...

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Catisune newbisune's for your enjoyment.

(explaining where ragan is/loads etc..at the end)

Catisune tells you 'what is ragan'

(i run into some pk SG and i'm super lagged)

Catisune tells you 'do i need to come save you'

(blocked up / getting chase down a bit and mobs are being extra aggro)

* R HP:Scratched SP:Good MV:Full > Lifeless Hills
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A trolloc is here ruling a group of trollocs.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Good MV:Full > south
south

Catisune tells you '*carries you above her out of the blight screaming nordic victory chants, which really breaks your immersion*'

(PK on isabel, following Sarryn !)

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > look

Sarryn leaves north riding a warhorse.
Carinya leaves north riding a bloodstock stallion.
Malov leaves north riding a bloodstock stallion.
Relena leaves north riding a warhorse.
You follow Sarryn.

Far in the Braem Wood
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.
Relena the Tower Accepted is standing here, riding a warhorse.
Malov the Squad Leader is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Carinya the Tower Accepted is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Lord Sarryn the First Captain is standing here, riding a warhorse.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
You stop paying increased
attention to your
surroundings.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > Far in the Braem Wood
There are some especially dense oak-trees in this place, and thus little
grows on the forest floor except clumps of grass here and there. Some of
the bark has fallen off the trees and has rotted, creating a natural path
of sorts. The Braem Wood is to your south and west, whilst low branches
make progress north impossible. There is more forest to the east.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.
Relena the Tower Accepted is standing here, riding a warhorse.
Malov the Squad Leader is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Carinya the Tower Accepted is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Lord Sarryn the First Captain is standing here, riding a warhorse.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Sarryn says 'we try a hit'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Sarryn says 'regroup 1s of pat'


Sarryn says 'weave 1.dark'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
*Zankou* has arrived from the
west.
*Civita* has arrived from the
west.
*Rambit* has arrived from the
west.
*Rambit* tickles your body
with his pound.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Rambit: Healthy >
You pound *Rambit*'s body.
*Rambit* barely pounds your body.
Malov barely pierces *Fiddler*'s right leg.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Rambit: Scratched >
Sarryn barely pierces *Civita*'s head.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Rambit: Scratched >
*Zankou* tries to blast Relena, but she parries successfully.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Rambit: Scratched >
Sarryn narrates 'or that'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Rambit:
Scratched >
Relena slashes *Zankou*'s head.
Sarryn pierces *Civita*'s head.
Malov barely pierces *Fiddler*'s body.
You pound *Rambit*'s left hand.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Scratched >
Malov snickers softly.
*Fiddler* sends Malov sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Scratched >
*Rambit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Scratched >

Carinya unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at *Rambit*, who is stabbed repeatedly.
Relena avoids being bashed by *Zankou* who loses his balance and falls!
Relena releases streaks of Fire at *Rambit*, who screams in pain.

bash
*Fiddler* gets a skin of human flesh from an embroidered, cotton shoulder bag.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Wounded >
*Civita* sends Sarryn sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Wounded >
*Civita* pounds Sarryn's head hard.
*Fiddler* blasts Malov's body extremely hard.
*Rambit* pounds your left leg.
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she parries successfully.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Wounded >
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she parries successfully.
*Rambit* pounds your right arm hard.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Wounded >
Relena releases streaks of Fire at *Rambit*, who screams in pain.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Wounded >
Carinya unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at *Rambit*, who is stabbed repeatedly.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Battered >
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she parries successfully.
Carinya tries to strike *Fiddler*, but he parries successfully.
Relena slashes *Zankou*'s body.
*Civita* pounds Sarryn's head hard.
*Fiddler* gazes deeply at Malov...
The gaze of *Fiddler* fails to affect Malov.
*Fiddler* blasts Malov's right arm extremely hard.
*Rambit* pounds your body.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Battered >
*Margaux* now follows *Fiddler*.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Rambit: Battered >
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she deflects the blow.
Malov tries to pierce *Fiddler*, but he parries successfully.
*Rambit* pounds your body.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Battered >
*Amino* scythes Sarryn's head hard.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Battered >
Relena releases streaks of Fire at *Margaux*, who screams in pain.

-=
*Zankou* sends Relena sprawling with a powerful bash!

+
*Amino* scythes Sarryn's left arm very hard.
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she deflects the blow.
*Zankou* blasts Relena's left leg into bloody fragments!
*Civita* pounds Sarryn's body hard.
Sarryn pierces *Civita*'s right leg.
Malov tickles *Fiddler*'s body with his pierce.

*
Sarryn assumes a defensive striking posture.

*
Carinya unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at *Margaux*, who is stabbed repeatedly.
Malov avoids being bashed by *Fiddler* who loses his balance and falls!

+=-
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she parries successfully.
Sarryn pierces *Civita*'s head hard.
Malov barely pierces *Fiddler*'s left hand.
You dodge a bash from *Rambit* who loses his balance and falls!

-=
Your bash at *Rambit* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Battered >
*Amino* tries to scythe Sarryn, but he parries successfully.
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she parries successfully.
*Zankou* blasts Relena's body into bloody fragments!
Sarryn pierces *Civita*'s body.
Malov pierces *Fiddler*'s left leg.
You pound *Rambit*'s right leg hard.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Battered >
*Margaux* is now a member of *Fiddler*'s group.

nar rambit batt
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Battered >
Sarryn avoids being bashed by *Civita* who loses his balance and falls!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Battered > $com$
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she parries successfully.
Malov tries to pierce *Fiddler*, but he dodges the attack.
You narrate 'rambit batt'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Battered > *Amino* panics, and attempts to flee!


*Rambit* pounds your body.
*Amino* tries to scythe Sarryn, but he deflects the blow.
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she deflects the blow.
Sarryn pierces *Civita*'s right leg.
Malov tickles *Fiddler*'s left hand with his pierce.
*Amino* leaves west.

-=+*
*Fiddler* sends Malov sprawling with a powerful bash!

*
Carinya unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at *Rambit*, who is stabbed repeatedly.

+=-
*Amino* has arrived from the west.


Sarryn barely pierces *Civita*'s body.
*Amino* tries to scythe Sarryn, but he deflects the blow.

-=
*Amino* scythes Sarryn's body very hard.
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she deflects the blow.
Relena slashes *Zankou*'s body.
*Zankou* tries to blast Relena, but she deflects the blow.
Sarryn pierces *Civita*'s body.
*Fiddler* blasts Malov's right hand hard.
You pound *Rambit*'s right leg hard.
Relena avoids being bashed by *Zankou* who loses his balance and falls!
Your bash at *Rambit* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Beaten >
Sarryn narrates 'weave amino'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Beaten >
*Civita* sends Sarryn sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Beaten > nar baet

Carinya unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at *Rambit*, who is stabbed repeatedly.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical >
Relena panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical > *Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she
deflects the blow.
Carinya tries to strike *Fiddler*, but he deflects the blow.
Relena slashes *Zankou*'s right leg.
*Civita* pounds Sarryn's body.
*Fiddler* blasts Malov's right leg very hard.
You pound *Rambit*'s left foot.
You narrate 'baet'
Relena leaves west riding a warhorse.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical > be

*Zankou* blasts Malov's body extremely hard.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical >
*Fiddler* gets a bunch of fireworks from an embroidered, cotton shoulder bag.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical > kill $target$
kill $target$
[change mood berserk]
Mood changed to: Berserk

kill $target$
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical >
*Fiddler* lights the fuse on the fireworks and sets them on the ground.
The fuse slowly burns...

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical > kill $target$
*Amino* scythes Sarryn's right leg extremely hard.
*Rambit* pounds your body.
*Margaux* tries to pierce Carinya, but she parries successfully.
*Civita* pounds Sarryn's head hard.
*Fiddler* tries to blast Malov, but he deflects the blow.
Malov barely tickles *Fiddler*'s right leg with his pierce.
You barely pound *Rambit*'s body.
You do the best you can!
*Rambit* gets a thin vial of yellow fluid from a backpack.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical >
*Rambit* quaffs a thin vial of yellow fluid.
*Rambit* looks more invigorated and ready to go.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Rambit: Critical >
*Rambit* barely pounds your
body.
*Margaux* tries to pierce
Carinya, but she deflects the
blow.
Malov tickles *Fiddler*'s
right leg with his pierce.
You pound *Rambit*'s body.
You feel the Weave of the
Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of
experience...
Your first time! Was it good
for you too?
Carinya's icy spikes shred
*Rambit*, whose insides now
flow freely to the ground.
*Rambit* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear
*Rambit*'s death cry.
Malov narrates 'works'
*Amino* panics, and attempts
to flee!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > kill $target$

*Amino* leaves east.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You pound *Zankou*'s body.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Malov: Wounded - Zankou: Wounded >
*Margaux* panics, and attempts to flee!
Malov panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Malov: Wounded - Zankou: Wounded >
*Margaux* leaves south.
Malov leaves south riding a bloodstock stallion.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded >
Sarryn panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded > kill $target$

Sarryn leaves south riding a
warhorse.
Relena narrates 'off'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded > kill $target$
kill $target$
kill $target$
*Zankou* gets a wealth of gold crowns from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a pair of thick metal boots from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a belt with a buckle of cuendillar from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a s'redit prod from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets an ivy bracelet from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a pair of heavy metal gauntlets from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a backpack from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a dark, hooded cloak from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a torc of gleaming steel from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a necklace of dark ivy from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a full metal helmet and visor from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets an emerald ring from the corpse of Rambit.
*Zankou* gets a jade signet ring from the corpse of Rambit.
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded > *Fiddler* tries to blast Carinya, but she
parries successfully.
*Zankou* blasts your right hand.
You pound *Zankou*'s left leg hard.
Carinya tries to strike *Fiddler*, but he parries successfully.
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded > kill $target$
You do the best you can!

kill $target$
$com$
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded >
You pound *Zankou*'s body.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded >
*Amino* has arrived from the east.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded > *Zankou* puts a jade signet ring in a
backpack.
*Zankou* puts an emerald ring in a backpack.
*Zankou* puts a full metal helmet and visor in a backpack.
*Zankou* puts a necklace of dark ivy in a backpack.
*Zankou* puts a torc of gleaming steel in a backpack.
*Zankou* puts a dark, hooded cloak in a backpack.
*Zankou* puts a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces in a backpack.
*Zankou* puts a pair of heavy metal gauntlets in a backpack.
*Zankou* puts an ivy bracelet in a backpack.
*Zankou* puts a belt with a buckle of cuendillar in a backpack.
*Zankou* puts a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves in a backpack.
*Zankou* puts some coins in a backpack.
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded > *Zankou* gets a shining steel breastplate from the corpse of Rambit.
*Amino* leaves west.


*Amino* has arrived from the west.

-=
*Zankou* barely blasts your body.
*Civita* pounds Carinya's body hard.

+
Carinya avoids being bashed by *Fiddler* who loses his balance and falls!

*
Malov narrates 'on marg
rocks'

*+=- -=
Your bash at *Zankou* sends him sprawling!
*Amino* leaves west.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded >
You pound *Zankou*'s body.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded >
*Fiddler* clambers to his feet.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Zankou: Wounded > nar am zerk

*KERBOOM* An explosion sounds in the distance.
The explosion flings Sarryn through the air.
The explosion flings *Civita* through the air.
The explosion flings *Zankou* through the air.
The explosion flings *Fiddler* through the air.
Ouch! The explosion sends shards of rock through your body.
sector: SWIM

A swim test room

[ obvious exits: W ]
A campfire burns slowly, sending smoke into the sky.
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.
*KERBOOM* The explosion rips you from the ground and tosses you through the air.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > $com$
You narrate 'am zerk'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > change mood wimpy
Bash who?

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > change mood wimpy
change mood wimpy
change mood wimpy
You try to calm down, but can't.

change mood wimpy
* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 211 hit points.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 211 hit points.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 211 hit points.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 211 hit points.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > sta
west
change mood brave
You are already standing.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > You can't ride in there.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 126 hit points.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Sarryn - Braem Wood
Carinya - Far in the Braem Wood
Malov - Braem Wood Outskirts
Isabel - sector: SWIM
Relena - Far in the Braem Wood
You see signs of shadowspawn nearby.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > look

Relena narrates 'fireworks?'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > sector: SWIM

A swim test room

[ obvious exits: W ]
A campfire burns slowly, sending smoke into the sky.
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full >
Sarryn narrates 'out'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > nar uhh am in some imm room

Sarryn narrates 'get in'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > l w
You narrate 'uhh am in some imm room'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > * R HP:Wounded MV:Full > where

Sarryn narrates 'get in wb'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Sarryn - Far in the Braem Wood
Carinya - Far in the Braem Wood
Malov - Braem Wood Outskirts
Isabel - sector: SWIM
Relena - Far in the Braem Wood
You see signs of shadowspawn nearby.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > nar wtf Isabel - sector: SWIM
You narrate 'wtf Isabel - sector: SWIM'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > l w
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Malov - Braem Wood Outskirts
Carinya - Far in the Braem Wood
Sarryn - Far in the Braem Wood
Isabel - sector: SWIM
You see signs of shadowspawn nearby.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Sarryn narrates 'beats me
isa'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Sarryn narrates 'go in malov'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Sarryn narrates 'where u'

* R HP:Hurt
MV:Fresh > look
where
sector: SWIM

A swim test room

[ obvious exits: W ]
A campfire burns slowly, sending smoke into the sky.
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > Players
in your Zone
--------------------
Malov - Far in
the Braem Wood
Carinya - Braem
Wood
Sarryn - Braem
Wood
Isabel - sector:
SWIM
You see signs of shadowspawn
nearby.
Relena narrates 'mag'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Sarryn narrates 'say where'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Malov narrates 'in caem'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Sarryn narrates 'good'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Malov narrates 'got worked to
orma lmfao'


* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > notice
look

Sarryn has disbanded the group.
You stop following Sarryn.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Carinya tells you 'always
finding a place to hide safe
away from the pk :P' <---- LOL Yes that is me!!!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > sector: SWIM

A swim test room

[ obvious exits: W ]
A campfire burns slowly, sending smoke into the sky.
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Malov narrates 'almost got
trapped in there with 2:P'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > west
You can't ride in there.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > look
3
sector: SWIM

A swim test room

[ obvious exits: W ]
A campfire burns slowly, sending smoke into the sky.
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > 2
You stop riding him.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > A wild stallion has an indifferent look.

west
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > Nass' Study
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby. [2]
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
Foobar, mob 593, tests my mobol here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full > look
Nass' Study
A quiet and peaceful room somewhere overlooking the Braem woods, it is
adorned only by torches on the side of the walls overlooking a large desk,
on which papers are scattered about with plans to create turmoil throughout
the world. Odd messages echo here, murmerings from the mortal world, whilst
objects also appear here, stolen from the world by thieves in the night.
Food and drink here is provided as a courtesy to any mortals that visit.

mob 1448
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby. [2]
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
Foobar, mob 593, tests my mobol here.

I am still stuck there!! No imms wre on to get me out.

Alvana
Posts: 175
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Location: MO (USA)

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Alvana » Sat Oct 10, 2020 1:13 pm

Masaj says 'my dha'vol mob'
Masaj says 'is still out there'
Masaj says 'somewhere'
Masaj says 'lost to the world'
Gnarsh comforts Masaj.
Masaj says 'but not in my heart'
Volpaia says 'yeah he's like 3e s w of wb'
Volpaia says 'where you heckin left him'
You say 'heckin'
Gnarsh says 'heck'
You point your finger at him and laugh.
Volpaia says 'HECK'

livendros
Posts: 525
Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:25 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by livendros » Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:39 pm

ala tod post


glare

You can't do that.

lol

isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:13 am

new players being awesome and/or I'm not as famous as I think I am

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Center of the Courtyard
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.
A gray haired weaponsmaster stands nearby.

You were rented for 0.21 days. Since you went linkless and/or idled out, you are
charged double.
Your last allowance of per day covers all charges.

SPECIAL FEATURE! Today's XP multiplier is 3. Enjoy!

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Players
-------
Isabel of Illian
Gleep Mog Roith
Mormont the Merchant [Kandori Merchants' Guild]
Draz of Illian
Lord Corath the Baron [Saldaean Cavalry]
Feyt of Murandy (Idle)
Braxter of the Borderlands
Helgi the Trader [Kandori Merchants' Guild]
Vcingetrix of Two Rivers
Reln of Illian
Lord Orino the Keeper of Tomes [Sword and Hand Council]
Skythe of Illian
Kelvin of Two Rivers
Lorrol of Shienar
Anihil of Arafel
Josh of Murandy

16 players displayed.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Isabel - Center of the Courtyard
Corath - Fal Dara Weaponguild
Draz - Annex of Agelmar's Chambers
You see signs of shadowspawn nearby.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar what's fd?
You narrate 'what's fd?'
*Rark* has arrived from the north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
A soldier tries to scythe Rark, but he deflects the blow.
The grizzled veteran joins a soldier's fight!

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
The grizzled veteran tries to slash Rark, but he deflects the blow.
*Rark* slashes a soldier's right arm extremely hard.
A soldier tries to scythe Rark, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Corath narrates 'yes'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
*Rark* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
*Rark* leaves west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
A soldier leaves west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
*Rark* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
A soldier has arrived from the west.
*Rark* leaves south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
A soldier leaves south.
The grizzled veteran leaves south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Corath has arrived from the east.
A soldier has arrived from the east.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the north.
*Nexen* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
A Shienaran guard leaves south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > notice
look
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Center of the Courtyard
Across the courtyard before you stands the true Keep of Fal Dara. This is the
residence of Lord Agelmar, whose family has ruled this city for generations.
The courtyard stretches off to the sides. The Keep's stables are off to the
west, and the guard barracks oversee the courtyard from the eastern end.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Corath the Baron is standing here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.
A gray haired weaponsmaster stands nearby.

A Little Later

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vcingetrix tells you 'if no one responded to you, fd is fal dara'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Lord Agelmar nods at you.
Lord Agelmar says 'This is far more suited to your position among the Lancers.'
Lord Agelmar gives you a black wool cape embroidered with a swooping hawk.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wear cape
You wear a black wool cape embroidered with a swooping hawk around your body.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > inv
You are carrying:
a gold-chased war spear

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > sheath
You swing a shiny copper dagger smoothly, Folding the Fan.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > rep Oh thank you!!
You reply to Vcingetrix 'Oh thank you!!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vcingetrix tells you 'no problem, I am also new but looks like maybe a little less than you!'

Enok
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Location: Sweden

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Enok » Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:47 am

:D

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