Funny quotes.

[arkaza]

Well, someone certainly had his space pants on today.

[Rig]

#SPACEPANTS

[Tempest]

FINALLY PEOPLE KNOW WHAT TO SAY!! ENOK FOR PRESIDENT

You narrate 'enok load heronz?!'

Enok tells you 'space pants!'

You reply to Enok 'GOOD ANWSER!'

[Guest]

For Fiddler and his mystery friend :

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > give all.scalp villager
You give the war scalp of Sicko the Trolloc slain in Shienar to a villager.
You give the war scalp of Sicko the Trolloc slain in Shienar to a villager.
You give the war scalp of Sicko the Trolloc slain in Shienar to a villager.
You give the war scalp of Kydren the Trolloc slain in the Blight to a villager.
You give the war scalp of Gid the Seanchan slain in Two Rivers to a villager.
You give the war scalp of Sicko the Trolloc slain in Shienar to a villager.
You give the severed head of Mikhan the Trolloc slain in Shienar to a villager.
You give the severed head of Byrg the Trolloc slain in the Blight to a villager.
You give the severed head of Rark the Myrddraal slain in Shienar to a villager.
You give the severed head of Rark the Myrddraal slain in Shienar to a villager.
You give the severed head of Scumstab the Trolloc slain in Shienar to a villager.
You give the severed head of Ningishzidda the Trolloc slain in the Blight to a villager.
You give the severed head of Jakd the Trolloc slain in the Blight to a villager.
A villager seems to have his hands full.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > give all.scalp lady
You give the severed head of Blokhed the Trolloc slain in Andor to an arrogant noblewoman.
You give the severed head of Crush the Trolloc slain in the Blasted Lands to an arrogant noblewoman.
You give the severed head of Braak the Trolloc slain in the Blight to an arrogant noblewoman.
You give the severed head of Rig the Trolloc slain in the Blasted Lands to an arrogant noblewoman.
You give the severed head of Byrg the Trolloc slain in Shienar to an arrogant noblewoman.
You give the severed head of Gash the Trolloc slain in the Blight to an arrogant noblewoman.

[Etain]

Ali narrates 'i get betterh orse'

Astolfo narrates 'sorry i need to afk, baby'

Petra narrates 'please speak to Accepted in a respectful tone'

[Alison]

This made me smile ^^

[pial]

Curtis narrates 'i wish pial had a gaidin and keruk had a sedai'

Curtis narrates 'they coudl jstu gate aroudn talkign dung to everyone in person'

[Shimu]

^ Curtis plays intoxicated, I like his style.

[Zarth]

Tempest narrates 'wait foil pounds?'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Tempest narrates 'dosn't pierce?'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Devourer narrates 'nah'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Devourer narrates 'mallet son'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
nar I have a mallet too
You narrate 'I have a mallet too'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
nar foil has never pounded dung
You narrate 'foil has never pounded dung'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Devourer narrates 'gotta be with it'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
nar ask iliana
You narrate 'ask iliana'

[Adael]

Lucky me!

* HP:Critical MV:Weary > Maradon Central Square
You are standing on the city square. There is always people here chatting
about events of the city or other casual matters. The shopping area of the
city is located in the north and the queen's palace is in the south. A
large fountain is here in the middle of square, obtaining water for
everyone, but still not blocking the main street that runs in the east and
west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Fleeing.
*Arkan* is standing here.
*Byrg* is standing here.
*Tempest* is here, fighting Tolveor.
*Equitant* is here, fighting Tolveor.
*Cravok* is here, fighting Tolveor.
Lord Tolveor the Captain of the Wall is here, fighting Equitant.

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* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
*Byrg* tries to scythe you, but you deflect the blow.

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* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Byrg: Scratched > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Byrg: Scratched > *Arkan* tries to hack you, but you deflect the blow.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Byrg: Scratched >
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*Arkan* hacks your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You panic and attempt to flee!
*Byrg* scythes your left leg hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Tempest* pierces Tolveor's body hard.

PANIC! You couldn't escape!
cmw
change mood wimpy
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

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* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >

In a Nightmare
Tel'aran'rhiod changes before your eyes and the familiar surroundings of
Maradon turn dark and sinister. Lifelike visions flash before your eyes and
the sound of screams pierces your ears. This just looks too real.
[ obvious exits: ]

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* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
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In a Nightmare
Tel'aran'rhiod changes before your eyes and the familiar surroundings of
Maradon turn dark and sinister. Lifelike visions flash before your eyes and
the sound of screams pierces your ears. This just looks too real.
[ obvious exits: ]

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* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
You have 25(381) hit and 23(158) movement points.
You have scored 106799188 experience points and 1633 quest points.
You need 1700812 exp to level and 1367 qp to rank.
You have amassed 356 Turn points to date.
You have played 170 days and 0 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Adael the High Captain [Lion Warden 7] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >

A huge trolloc approaches you and takes hold of you. You cannot move!

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >

You see another prisoner being skinned alive. The screams pierce your ears.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >

This can't be real!

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
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In a Nightmare
Tel'aran'rhiod changes before your eyes and the familiar surroundings of
Maradon turn dark and sinister. Lifelike visions flash before your eyes and
the sound of screams pierces your ears. This just looks too real.
[ obvious exits: ]

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
sc
You are carried towards a boiling cookpot.
You have 25(381) hit and 23(158) movement points.
You have scored 106799188 experience points and 1633 quest points.
You need 1700812 exp to level and 1367 qp to rank.
You have amassed 356 Turn points to date.
You have played 170 days and 0 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Adael the High Captain [Lion Warden 7] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
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You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > In a Nightmare
Tel'aran'rhiod changes before your eyes and the familiar surroundings of
Maradon turn dark and sinister. Lifelike visions flash before your eyes and
the sound of screams pierces your ears. This just looks too real.
[ obvious exits: ]
Fleeing.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
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The trolloc lifts you over the cookpot. Your feet get burnt as they touch the water.
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
You have 39(381) hit and 42(158) movement points.
You have scored 106799188 experience points and 1633 quest points.
You need 1700812 exp to level and 1367 qp to rank.
You have amassed 356 Turn points to date.
You have played 170 days and 0 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Adael the High Captain [Lion Warden 7] (Level 50).
You are resting.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >

Ouch!

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
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You have 9(381) hit and 42(158) movement points.
You have scored 106799188 experience points and 1633 quest points.
You need 1700812 exp to level and 1367 qp to rank.
You have amassed 356 Turn points to date.
You have played 170 days and 0 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Adael the High Captain [Lion Warden 7] (Level 50).
You are resting.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >

Noooo!

save
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* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Saving Adael.

* HP:Critical MV:Weary > In a Nightmare
Tel'aran'rhiod changes before your eyes and the familiar surroundings of
Maradon turn dark and sinister. Lifelike visions flash before your eyes and
the sound of screams pierces your ears. This just looks too real.
[ obvious exits: ]

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
sc
You have 9(381) hit and 42(158) movement points.
You have scored 106799188 experience points and 1633 quest points.
You need 1700812 exp to level and 1367 qp to rank.
You have amassed 356 Turn points to date.
You have played 170 days and 0 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Adael the High Captain [Lion Warden 7] (Level 50).
You are resting.

where
* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Players in your Zone
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Adael - In a Nightmare

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
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In a Nightmare
Tel'aran'rhiod changes before your eyes and the familiar surroundings of
Maradon turn dark and sinister. Lifelike visions flash before your eyes and
the sound of screams pierces your ears. This just looks too real.
[ obvious exits: ]

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >

Someone answers your prayer 'Best nightmare ever!'

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
pray HAHAH I KNOW
You pray 'HAHAH I KNOW '

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
pray good thing i fking rested
You pray 'good thing i fking rested'

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
pray wouldve killed me otherwise
You pray 'wouldve killed me otherwise'

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
pray or at least that tic gave me more than 30 hps
You pray 'or at least that tic gave me more than 30 hps '

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >

Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.

* HP:Critical MV:Winded >