Funny quotes.

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isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Mon Jun 12, 2023 3:10 pm

always love a good misport:

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cair
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong > You feel the flows of saidar coursing through your
body.

[channel 'travel' zfeflxrtimeypid]
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...

-
Ok.
A flash of bright white light appears, and suddenly envelopes you.
Aboard the Slippery Oilfish
While not the flashiest ocean vessel, the Slippery Oilfish does seem to be
well constructed. Everything is clean and tidy. Two tall masts extend to
the sky where a sailor surveys the horizon. Tall sturdy handrails surround
the edge of the entire ship. At the fore of the boat is a carving of an
oilfish, glistening with the spray of ocean waves.
[ obvious exits: ]

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong >
You step on the gangplank and board the Slippery Oilfish.

r
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong > Ok.
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong >
The Slippery Oilfish casts off and heads for the open seas.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
The captain of the ship approaches you.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
The captain says "Greetings."

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
The captain says "I know that your business is your own, but I thought I should warn you
of something."

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
The captain says "Last I docked in Nor Chasen, I heard that young women have been
disappearing mysteriously."

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
The captain strokes his chin.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
The captain says "I guess what I'm saying is if you plan on being in Nor Chasen for long,
be careful and watch your back."

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
The captain says "We should be arriving shortly."

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
The captain says "I wish you luck."

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
The captain hurries to the helm to direct the ship.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > look
Aboard the Slippery Oilfish
While not the flashiest ocean vessel, the Slippery Oilfish does seem to be
well constructed. Everything is clean and tidy. Two tall masts extend to
the sky where a sailor surveys the horizon. Tall sturdy handrails surround
the edge of the entire ship. At the fore of the boat is a carving of an
oilfish, glistening with the spray of ocean waves.
[ obvious exits: ]

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
A gangplank extends to the docks of Nor Chasen.

* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh >
You disembark and leave the Slippery Oilfish behind.

* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh > look
Aboard the Slippery Oilfish
While not the flashiest ocean vessel, the Slippery Oilfish does seem to be
well constructed. Everything is clean and tidy. Two tall masts extend to
the sky where a sailor surveys the horizon. Tall sturdy handrails surround
the edge of the entire ship. At the fore of the boat is a carving of an
oilfish, glistening with the spray of ocean waves.
[ obvious exits: ]

* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh >

...couldn't exit so misported away.

isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Mon Jul 03, 2023 2:06 pm

Never break RP - Waylon style

====
We walk in on DS hitting Sanje, all mobs dead and Sanje crit - afterwards:

Center of the Courtyard
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of a shadow stallion is lying here.
A water skin made from dried human flesh lies here.
A stout timber has been handcarved into the sinuous curves of a longbow.
A pair of thick metal boots stand inflexibly upright.
A pair of black armor greaves lies here, highly polished.
A heavy pair of full metal gauntlets is here.
A pair of black vambraces lie here, gleaming brightly.
A shining steel breastplate lies here gleaming in the light.
A small purse is here. [7]
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Waylon the Veteran Gaidin is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A gray haired weaponsmaster stands nearby.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.
Asandra has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.
Eldrenia has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Waylon stops riding a warhorse.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Waylon leaves north.
You follow Waylon.

You can't ride in there.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong > notice
look
where
You stop paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Center of the Courtyard
Across the courtyard before you stands the true Keep of Fal Dara. This is the
residence of Lord Agelmar, whose family has ruled this city for generations.
The courtyard stretches off to the sides. The Keep's stables are off to the
west, and the guard barracks oversee the courtyard from the eastern end.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of a shadow stallion is lying here.
A water skin made from dried human flesh lies here.
A stout timber has been handcarved into the sinuous curves of a longbow.
A pair of thick metal boots stand inflexibly upright.
A pair of black armor greaves lies here, highly polished.
A heavy pair of full metal gauntlets is here.
A pair of black vambraces lie here, gleaming brightly.
A shining steel breastplate lies here gleaming in the light.
A small purse is here. [7]
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
Lady Eldrenia the Honored Sister is standing here, riding a warhorse.
Asandra the Elder Sister is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A gray haired weaponsmaster stands nearby.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Waylon - Annex of Agelmar's Chambers
Eldrenia - Center of the Courtyard
Asandra - Center of the Courtyard
Isabel - Center of the Courtyard

* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong > notice
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong > say how tempted is waylon to nuke sanje
You say 'how tempted is waylon to nuke sanje'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Waylon has arrived from the north.
Eldrenia says 'not very'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Waylon shakes his head.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Eldrenia snickers softly.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Waylon puts a full metal helmet and visor in a wooden barrel.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Waylon says 'no clue'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Asandra says 'I also doubt it'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Waylon starts riding a warhorse.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > say i'd a bit
You say 'i'd a bit'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Waylon says 'wanna go blight?'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A warhorse lays its ears flat against its neck.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > say bet*
You say 'bet*'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Asandra says 'Sure'



....some time later....


* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Waylon says 'i thought they were going to kill him when we first got there'

* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Waylon says 'and he was crit'
Asandra leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia stops resting, and clambers on her feet.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Waylon says 'thought some were zerk on him'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia gestures briefly at Eldrenia, who now appears more impressive somehow.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Asandra leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Asandra rolls her eyes...sheesh!..

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Asandra sits down and rests.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Waylon says 'is why I spam looted Agelmar'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Waylon snickers softly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > emote leans closer to Waylon, who nervously moves away.
You emote: Isabel leans closer to Waylon, who nervously moves away.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Waylon says 'we should have just turned on Sanje ourselves'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Waylon says 'when he was crit'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Asandra nods in agreement.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia leans closer to Waylon, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Waylon says 'he isn't an FD mob!!'

say i win the bet
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > You say 'i win the bet'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > nudge eldrenia

Waylon says 'no warrants!!'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > You nudge her with your elbow.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > nudge asandra
You nudge her with your elbow.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Eldrenia snickers softly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Waylon gets a package of iron rations from a backpack.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Waylon eats a package of iron rations.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Waylon stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Waylon leaves north.
You follow Waylon.

A Vast Cavern
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
The corpse of a burly bandit guard is lying here. [4]
The corpse of a smuggler chief is lying here.
Waylon the Veteran Gaidin is standing here.
Eldrenia has arrived from the south.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Eldrenia sighs loudly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Waylon leaves south.
You follow Waylon.

A Turn in the Tunnel
[ obvious exits: N E ]
The corpse of a burly bandit guard is lying here.
Waylon the Veteran Gaidin is standing here.
Asandra the Elder Sister is resting here.
Eldrenia has arrived from the north.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Waylon says 'what bet?!'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Asandra stops resting, and clambers on her feet.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Eldrenia says 'Nothing you need to worry abuot.'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > snicker
Waylon leaves north.
You follow Waylon.

A Vast Cavern
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
The corpse of a burly bandit guard is lying here. [4]
The corpse of a smuggler chief is lying here.
Waylon the Veteran Gaidin is standing here.
Asandra has arrived from the south.
Eldrenia has arrived from the south.
You snicker softly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Waylon snickers softly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Eldrenia pats Waylon on his head.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Waylon unlocks the heavydoor.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Waylon opens the heavydoor.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > look
where

Waylon says 'I wouldn't really turn on Sanje'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > A Vast Cavern
Torches set in sconces in the corners of the cave warm the dry air and cast
wavering light, illuminating a massive carving on the ceiling. Tunnels lead
off in several directions, though the north is blocked by a heavy irondoor.
A sturdy table with an unlit wax candle sits in the center of the cavern
and several small cots with rumpled blankets lie along the edges.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
The corpse of a burly bandit guard is lying here. [4]
The corpse of a smuggler chief is lying here.
Lady Eldrenia the Honored Sister is standing here.
Asandra the Elder Sister is standing here.
Waylon the Veteran Gaidin is standing here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Eldrenia - A Vast Cavern
Asandra - A Vast Cavern
Isabel - A Vast Cavern
Waylon - A Vast Cavern

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Waylon leaves north.
You follow Waylon.

Before an Elaborate Door
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An iron sconce is embedded into the wall.
Waylon the Veteran Gaidin is standing here.
Asandra has arrived from the south.
Eldrenia has arrived from the south.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Eldrenia looks at Asandra.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Raised voices resonate from behind the bronze door.
Raised voices resonate from behind the bronze door.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Waylon says 'I aspire to be like him'

Kiltwich
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Kiltwich » Sat Jul 22, 2023 4:31 pm

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >

(tic_timer): Tic in 7 seconds!

Jaxon tells you 'watch for meren'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > (1.5 seconds later)

Claere's features melt away.
Suddenly Meren places a triple bladed dagger in your back!
Ouch! That Really did HURT!


* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Meren: Healthy >

Faiz
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Faiz » Thu Aug 03, 2023 11:21 am

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Don't forget to read the forums at http://forums.wotmud.info !


Circle of Darkness
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
A short, shifty-eyed man eyes you calmly, surrounded by a dark aura.

Trang
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Trang » Sun Aug 06, 2023 8:52 am

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary >
Ok.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary >

Ommin blows a loud horn, and a fade enters the camp flanked by several large trollocs.
The fade and trollocs stalk off into the distance, establishing a perimeter.
A Ko'bal trolloc now follows a fade.
A Ko'bal trolloc now follows a fade.
An enormous hunch-backed trolloc now follows a fade.
An enormous hunch-backed trolloc now follows a fade.
An enormous hunch-backed trolloc is now a member of a fade's group.
An enormous hunch-backed trolloc is now a member of a fade's group.
A Ko'bal trolloc is now a member of a fade's group.
A Ko'bal trolloc is now a member of a fade's group.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary >

A *human* has arrived from the south, riding a gray palfrey.
A crow has arrived from the south.
A crow has arrived from the south.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary >
Braem Wood
The depth of the Braem Wood is marked by the profusion of plants, which
prevent you going in any direction except west or south. The abundance of
sounds and tracks is a testament to the profusion of wildlife, evidence
that humans rarely wander here. The ways north and east are blocked by a
dense undergrowth of common local weeds.
[ obvious exits: S W ]
Zone: Aringill
Door north: chokevine
Door east: itchweed
A campfire burns slowly, sending smoke into the sky.
A sign is posted here that you must READ.
A crow is here flying around.
A crow is visible flying high in the sky.
A *newbie female human* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
A towering, hunch-backed trolloc glares maliciously as he lumbers by.
A towering, hunch-backed trolloc glares maliciously as he lumbers by.
A trolloc is here, exhorting a group of trolloc raiders.
A trolloc is here, exhorting a group of trolloc raiders.
A fade emerges from the shadows as you pass by.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A Ko'bal trolloc slinks about here.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary >

An enormous hunch-backed trolloc cleaves Thistle's left leg extremely hard.
An enormous hunch-backed trolloc joins an enormous hunch-backed trolloc's fight!
A Ko'bal trolloc joins an enormous hunch-backed trolloc's fight!
A Ko'bal trolloc joins a Ko'bal trolloc's fight!
A fade joins a Ko'bal trolloc's fight!
A fade slashes Thistle's head very hard.
A Ko'bal trolloc hacks Thistle's body very hard.
A Ko'bal trolloc hacks Thistle's right leg very hard.
A *human* PANICS, AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
An enormous hunch-backed trolloc cleaves Thistle's body very hard.
A *human* is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
An enormous hunch-backed trolloc cleaves Thistle's body into bloody fragments!
A *human* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear A *human*'s death cry.

Kybrin
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Kybrin » Thu Sep 14, 2023 12:06 pm

R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You say 'Not too bad. I'm on my feet sun is shining nothing to complain about.'

R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You say 'How are you?'

R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

It starts to rain.

Tolza
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Tolza » Wed Dec 06, 2023 4:56 pm

You narrate 'Wait did you DT with the wagon Twixt?'
Kathala chats 'next, we'll have to name a ravine after him'
Hadis chats 'Twixt the Rocks'
Twixt narrates 'yeah so, my x key doesn't always work, i was tryna exa wagon and it went in as ea wagon'
Ryktor chats 'Twixt falls'
Erulisse chats 'BetwixandRavine'
Twixt narrates 'which took me east and i dt'd otw back'
Kathala chats 'Twixt Falls, lol'
You narrate 'lol'
Hadis chats 'oooo good one'

Tolveor
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Tolveor » Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:54 am

Roberto says 'thats not a dt to the east right'

- Got me thinking... what if

*couple minutes later:

Roberto sits down.
Roberto begins mending a silver-winged basilard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
not
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

l
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Small House
This house has definitely seen better days. The windows are all either
broken, or boarded up. The fireplace has lost most of its bricks, and the
furniture that was here is either broken, or too rotted to use. But it
seems that someone has been living here, for there is a few blankets in the
corner, and a stack of fresh firewood.
[ obvious exits: W D ]
Zone: In the Forest
The corpse of a two-headed serpent is lying here.
Roberto of the Malkieri Diaspora is sitting here mending a weapon.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Roberto continues sharpening the edges of a silver-winged basilard...

scan d
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Roberto is finishing off the edges of a silver-winged basilard...

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Roberto is finished mending a silver-winged basilard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
d
Old Basement
[ obvious exits: U ]
Zone: In the Forest
A small, worn hammer has been discarded here.
A spider is building its web here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
rem lantern
You stop using a mirrored lantern.

o HP:Hurt MV:Full >

(tic_timer): Tic in 7 seconds!
tell roberto noooo!
You tell Roberto 'noooo!'

o HP:Hurt MV:Full >
tell roberto dont go down!
You tell Roberto 'dont go down!'

o HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

o HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
l
It is pitch black...
Zone: In the Forest

o HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

Roberto tells you 'did you dt...'

o HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
0
[whe ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Tolveor - Old Basement

o HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
rep dung
You reply to Roberto 'dung'

o HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
0
[whe ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Tolveor - Old Basement

o HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

Roberto tells you 'firetruck my life'

o HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
u
Small House
[ obvious exits: W D ]
Zone: In the Forest
The corpse of a two-headed serpent is lying here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
0
[whe ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Tolveor - Small House
Roberto - Narrow Passage

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
rep come back
You reply to Roberto 'come back'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Roberto tells you 'its all my fault'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
rep im joking
You reply to Roberto 'im joking'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Roberto has arrived from the west.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
snick
You snicker softly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Roberto says 'hahahahaha'

hold lantern
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
You hold a mirrored lantern above your head.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Roberto says 'YOU chortlesnorfling ASSHOLE'

grin roberto
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
You grin at him.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Roberto says 'I started having an irl panic attack'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
sa hahaha
You say 'hahaha'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

(tic_timer): Tic in 7 seconds!

Roberto says 'nothing down there?'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
sa forgot to look

Roberto says 'i was like, this mofo came to help me xp'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You say 'forgot to look'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
sa hang on
You say 'hang on'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
sa haha
You say 'haha'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
d

Roberto says 'and dt'd'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Old Basement
[ obvious exits: U ]
Zone: In the Forest
A small, worn hammer has been discarded here.
A spider is building its web here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Roberto has arrived from above.

Roberto
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Roberto » Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:57 am

I was having heart palpatations and starting to have a panic attack in real life man. You help me out with some stupid thing and DT a second heron? I don't know what I would have done.

erulak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by erulak » Thu Feb 08, 2024 4:09 pm

Elhokar narrates 'im beat off soon'

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