Funny quotes.

[Jomin]

The original Dikumud code allowed wearable modifiers for all the characteristics IIRC - so is there a -5 Dex ring on Paj then?

[Krop]

Maybe not as funny but I had tears in my eyes from laughing.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > ' tomorrow I will buy myself a beautiful donning for patsy
You say 'tomorrow I will buy myself a beautiful donning for patsy'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > pat domani
You pat a Domani razor on his head.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > ' he's a fine horse.
You say 'he's a fine horse.'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Phyl nods in agreement.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > hug domani
You hug him.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > look
Tower Square
This side of the square is the southern section of the Tower Square.
In the center is the walled off White Tower. To the south a large
boulevard opens up leading to the Southharbor. To the north you see
the southern gate of the tower grounds. The square continues east
and west.
A large banner rests here, depicting a map of Tar Valon.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A quiet servant awaits instructions from his master.
East: A ragged looking man asks for spare coins.
West: A scrawny puppy sniffs the ground for food here.
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
An elaborately sculpted marble fountain splashes merrily.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Phyl Kin'Sebben, Scholar-At-Large is sitting here on a bench.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail, being ridden by you.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
The Tar Valon town crier stands here, spreading the news.


Phyl says 'whois patsy'


* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Phyl snickers softly.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > emote points at the domani razor called patsy.
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > peer phyl
You peer closely at him, trying to figure him out.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > whisper domani don't worry, HE doesn't mean it.
You whisper to a Domani razor 'don't worry, He doesn't mean it. '

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Phyl tells you 'no, I mean, type 'whois patsy' '

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > whois patsy
Patsy of the Borderlands is a level 42 human.
Weighed down by a large pack Patsy follows Flarn around banging two halves
of a coconut together simulating the sound of hoof steps. Where did he find
a coconut? Could a swallow could grip a coconut by its husk?


* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > reply rofl
You reply to Phyl 'rofl'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > reply hahahaa
You reply to Phyl 'hahahaa'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

Phyl tells you 'hehehehehe'

[Lucie]

I just found this really amusing for some reason.

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Mos Teranz, rogue Illuminator: Beaten >
Mos Teranz, rogue Illuminator sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* HP:Critical MV:Full - Mos Teranz, rogue Illuminator: Beaten >
Rodurnon slices Mos Teranz, rogue Illuminator's body.
Theq slices Mos Teranz, rogue Illuminator's body hard.
Someone slashes your left foot into bloody fragments!
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
You stop following Santino.
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.


New characters should LOOK NAMES, HELP RULES, LOOK NOTICE and LOOK INTRO.

To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.

If you are here due to a pk and your pracs were reset because of it,
you can put your time in the Circle to good use by going north to
the Lightside practice area. Practices do not include channeler.
You will need to go to your appropriate in-game area to
practice weaves.

[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

You've forgotten everything you've learned!

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > snic
You snicker softly.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Santino tells you 'NOO'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell theq lol tino is deafened
He can't hear you.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell carlia lol tino theq are deafened
She can't hear you.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell flarn lol carlia tino theq are deafened
He can't hear you.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Santino tells you 'well at least we can xp!'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell rodurnon lol carlia tino theq flarn are deafened
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
He can't hear you.

[Adael]

I found this slightly amusing. Wonder what their squabble was...

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong >
A Dusty Track
The hard-packed dirt road throught Maerone branches here, with the
southern track leading toward some of the village's cottages. The western
branch leads towards the docks, whilst the northern branch ultimately leads
to Cairhien City itself. A cottage faces you to the east, and the broken
fence seems to invite entry.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of a refugee is lying here.
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle, being ridden by you.
A poor, solemn villager walks by.
A noble is lying here, mortally wounded.
A ragged looking man asks for spare coins.
A man is here, fighting a noble.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong > A man pierces a noble's head extremely hard.
A noble is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a noble's death cry.

[Adael]

I figured this belongs in the funny thread more than the ouch. I felt bad though

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Behind the Waterfall
The wet slippery stones here are covered with a bright green algae that
streams out like hair wherever it enters the water. There are a few relatively
still pools here behind the waterfall in which a surprising number of insects
and plants thrive. To the south is a solid roaring curtain of water. To the
north there appears to be some sort of a cave. There is also falling water
to the west but only a little.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
Door west: water
The corpse of a smuggler is lying here.
Lidea Tennant, Wisdom Apprentice to Racquel is standing here.
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Lidea nods in agreement.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
say think there may be some death rooms on the water
You say 'think there may be some death rooms on the water'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Arkaza narrates 'dont all jump at once'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
say and you can get to the bridge w caem from there though
You say 'and you can get to the bridge w caem from there though'

Few moments later

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Lidea says 'what else is s of here?'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
say nothing
You say 'nothing'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
s
s
A Large Cavern
Magnificent rock formations and the size of this cavern are breath taking
There are many foot prints in the gravely floor here leading to the north
and the roar of falling water comes from the south. To the east there are
many stalactites and stalagmites.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
The corpse of the smuggler guard is lying here. [2]
A white destrier has arrived from the north.
Lidea has arrived from the north.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Behind the Waterfall
The wet slippery stones here are covered with a bright green algae that
streams out like hair wherever it enters the water. There are a few relatively
still pools here behind the waterfall in which a surprising number of insects
and plants thrive. To the south is a solid roaring curtain of water. To the
north there appears to be some sort of a cave. There is also falling water
to the west but only a little.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
Door west: water
The corpse of a smuggler is lying here.
A white destrier has arrived from the north.
Lidea has arrived from the north.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
s
You need a boat to go there.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
say water
You say 'water'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >

Lidea opens the water.

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* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Behind the Waterfall
The wet slippery stones here are covered with a bright green algae that
streams out like hair wherever it enters the water. There are a few relatively
still pools here behind the waterfall in which a surprising number of insects
and plants thrive. To the south is a solid roaring curtain of water. To the
north there appears to be some sort of a cave. There is also falling water
to the west but only a little.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
Door west: water
The corpse of a smuggler is lying here.
Lidea Tennant, Wisdom Apprentice to Racquel is standing here.
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >

Lidea leaves south. vv
Your blood freezes as you hear someone's death cry.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
t lidea firetruck
You tell Lidea 'firetruck'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Adael - Behind the Waterfall

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >

Lidea tells you '"There arent any DTs" he says'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
t lidea
You tell Lidea ':('

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
reply i said there might be some on the water
You reply to Lidea 'i said there might be some on the water '

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >

Lidea tells you 'You did?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Suern bellows 'don't go chasing waterfalls'

reply yeah
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You reply to Lidea 'yeah '

where
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Suern - A Bend in the Trail
Adael - Behind the Waterfall

st
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* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Suern bellows 'it's a good way to dt'
You bellow 'aye '
Suern bellows 'did lidea dt?'
Lidea tells you 'That was...unforunate'
You bellow 'yes '
Suern bellows 'oh what a nice kit'
You reply to Lidea 'well'
Lidea tells you 'Hm'
You reply to Lidea 'on the plus side'
Suern bellows 'is it a percentage dt?'
You reply to Lidea 'ive got dung we can trade for you for eq '
Suern bellows 'maybe you can go in after and get her eq'
You bellow 'idk'
Lidea tells you 'I dted a full dodge kit and cuffs/gown out of curiosity? '
You reply to Lidea 'hahahhaa'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
l
Behind the Waterfall
The wet slippery stones here are covered with a bright green algae that
streams out like hair wherever it enters the water. There are a few relatively
still pools here behind the waterfall in which a surprising number of insects
and plants thrive. To the south is a solid roaring curtain of water. To the
north there appears to be some sort of a cave. There is also falling water
to the west but only a little.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
Door west: water
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Suern looks at you.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
sniff
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
cry suern
You cry on his shoulder.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Suern says 'hold my dung'
Suern says 'i'll go try' <---so kind

[Yeri]

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Suern bellows 'don't go chasing waterfalls'

I'm dying, that was great.

[Lidea]

*giggle* That was silly all around, but the humor kept me from letting it annoy me much.


I missed the DT thing he said because I was actually taking notes on the area, but I had asked when we first went in if there were any DTs and he said no. So it goes!

[fiddler]

Funny log someone sent me.

You give the severed head of Byrg the Trolloc slain in Shienar to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Loathe the Trolloc slain in Shienar to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Mikhan the Trolloc slain in the Blight to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Mikhan the Trolloc slain in Shienar to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Dimst the Trolloc slain in Shienar to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Urgle the Trolloc slain in Shienar to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Wept the Dreadlord slain in Shienar to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Mikhan the Trolloc slain in the Blight to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Rark the Myrddraal slain in the Blasted Lands to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Yolo the Trolloc slain in Arafel to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Fiddler the Trolloc slain in the Blasted Lands to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Mikhan the Trolloc slain in the Blasted Lands to Shaidar Haran.
You give the severed head of Scizzor the Trolloc slain in the Blight to Shaidar Haran.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >
Urgle narrates 'lal east where'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'
Shaidar Haran hisses 'Thanks! I think.'

[Rig]

I am on ls for more than 5 minutes for the first time in a while. Interesting.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Corele Hovian shouts 'The Tower must put down the false dragon, Cemn!'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Corele Hovian shouts 'The Tower must put down the false dragon, Cemn!'
Corele Hovian shouts 'The Tower must put down the false dragon, Cemn!'



Melat narrates 'they're shouting Cemn.. seriously how you pronounce that name sounds wrong'
Paj narrates 'hahahahaha'

[Paj]

I was misquoted and my character slandered in that instance. I demand recompense.