Funny quotes.

[Rig]

I was misquoted and my character slandered in that instance. I demand recompense.

pls sleep 2n Fal Dara. I promise you will wake up with a present.

[Adael]

Funny log someone sent me.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary - Ysabelle: Healthy - Fiddler: Hurt >
The Watchman has arrived from the east.
The Watchman has arrived from the east.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary - Ysabelle: Healthy - Fiddler: Hurt >
You disarm *Fiddler*'s weapon with one swift strike.
You pierce *Fiddler*'s body hard.
The Watchman barely pierces Fiddler's body.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary - Ysabelle: Healthy - Fiddler: Wounded >
The Watchman tickles Fiddler's body with his pierce.
The Watchman stops using a lantern.
The Watchman bellows 'Trolloc found! Fiddler was found at Stone Street.'
You try to pierce *Fiddler*, but he deflects the blow.
The Watchman barely pierces Fiddler's right arm.
The Watchman tickles Fiddler's head with his pierce.
*Fiddler* tries to hit Ysabelle, but she parries successfully.
*Fiddler* tries to hit Ysabelle, but she parries successfully.
*Fiddler* leaves west. <<

* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary >
get all
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
You get a dagger of green jade.
a streetlamp: You can't carry that much weight.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary >

...

Morgase's Private Conference Room
This small room is bare of much decoration. A long table surrounded by chairs
is the only real furniture of the room. A small row of books line a shelf
against the eastern wall. A small door to the west leads out into the Throne
Room of Andor.
[ obvious exits: W ]
Door west: officedoor
A large desk made of fine, thick wood stands across the room from here.
A raven is here flying around.
A tall dust-colored gelding prances in a circle here.
Paxle the white lion cub watches you with curiosity.
Ishara the white lion cub watches you with curiosity.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
Captain-General Gareth Bryne watches you, like a hawk.
Queen Morgase Trakand regards you regally.

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
give jade morgase
You give a dagger of green jade to Queen Morgase Trakand.

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A tiny white lion cub sniffs the ground...
A tiny white lion cub growls menacingly.
A tiny white lion cub sniffs the ground...
A tiny white lion cub growls menacingly.
Queen Morgase Trakand wields a dagger of green jade.

[Livae]

This:

Re: #Winning
Unread postby Shimu » Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:42 pm

Spamming close fence in that room was the real win. #tigerblood

[fiddler]

Funny log someone sent me.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary - Ysabelle: Healthy - Fiddler: Hurt >
The Watchman has arrived from the east.
The Watchman has arrived from the east.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary - Ysabelle: Healthy - Fiddler: Hurt >
You disarm *Fiddler*'s weapon with one swift strike.
You pierce *Fiddler*'s body hard.
The Watchman barely pierces Fiddler's body.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary - Ysabelle: Healthy - Fiddler: Wounded >
The Watchman tickles Fiddler's body with his pierce.
The Watchman stops using a lantern.
The Watchman bellows 'Trolloc found! Fiddler was found at Stone Street.'
You try to pierce *Fiddler*, but he deflects the blow.
The Watchman barely pierces Fiddler's right arm.
The Watchman tickles Fiddler's head with his pierce.
*Fiddler* tries to hit Ysabelle, but she parries successfully.
*Fiddler* tries to hit Ysabelle, but she parries successfully.
*Fiddler* leaves west. <<

* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary >
get all
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
The Watchman leaves west. <<
You get a dagger of green jade.
a streetlamp: You can't carry that much weight.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Weary >

...

Morgase's Private Conference Room
This small room is bare of much decoration. A long table surrounded by chairs
is the only real furniture of the room. A small row of books line a shelf
against the eastern wall. A small door to the west leads out into the Throne
Room of Andor.
[ obvious exits: W ]
Door west: officedoor
A large desk made of fine, thick wood stands across the room from here.
A raven is here flying around.
A tall dust-colored gelding prances in a circle here.
Paxle the white lion cub watches you with curiosity.
Ishara the white lion cub watches you with curiosity.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
Captain-General Gareth Bryne watches you, like a hawk.
Queen Morgase Trakand regards you regally.

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
give jade morgase
You give a dagger of green jade to Queen Morgase Trakand.

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A tiny white lion cub sniffs the ground...
A tiny white lion cub growls menacingly.
A tiny white lion cub sniffs the ground...
A tiny white lion cub growls menacingly.
Queen Morgase Trakand wields a dagger of green jade.

LoL. A) Someone actually sent me the log that im sure youre referring to. B)That's a waste of a perfectly good dagger for the mob that is attached to your hip.

[Rig]

Adael got the better of Fiddler. He's just #salty

[fiddler]

Only the aftertaste

[Adael]

B)That's a waste of a perfectly good dagger for the mob that is attached to your hip.

I would've tossed him the dagger to cut himself free, but it appears he did that already given as he wasn't around to help me out that time. Let me know if you see him, I quite miss him

[fiddler]

Nvm. Found it.

You attempt to hide yourself.

You silently approach your victim...

*
Devourer narrates 'not gap'


*Adael* makes a strange sound as you place a dagger of green jade in his back!
*Adael* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Still better. Experience pays off.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Adael*'s death cry.

[Astolfo]

Ha

[Lykan]

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > scan s
*Etain* is resting here.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
The bountyhunter stands here.
A ballot box records votes here.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > s
b
Caemlyn Central Square
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
*Etain* is resting here.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
The bountyhunter stands here.
A ballot box records votes here.
Blokhed has arrived from the north.

[bash human] ood MV:Strong >

+
Blokhed tries to hack *Etain*, but she deflects the blow.

*
*Etain* tries to hit Blokhed, but he dodges the attack.

=
Tapatio narrates 'u guys makin fun of me '

-etain is now set as your target.

As *Etain* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong - Blokhed: Scratched - Etain: Healthy > k human

Blokhed sends *Etain* sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong - Blokhed: Scratched - Etain: Scratched >
Blokhed hacks *Etain*'s left arm into bloody fragments!

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong - Blokhed: Scratched - Etain: Hurt > l etain
Ok.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong - Blokhed: Scratched - Etain: Hurt >
Etain has some small wounds and bruises.

*Etain* is using:
<worn about body> a dark, hooded cloak

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
a hunk of beef
a hunk of beef

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong - Blokhed: Scratched - Etain: Hurt > na naked

Blokhed hacks *Etain*'s left leg into bloody fragments!

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong - Blokhed: Scratched - Etain: Wounded > You narrate 'naked'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong - Blokhed: Scratched - Etain: Wounded > fl

You slice *Etain*'s right leg into bloody fragments!
Blokhed hacks *Etain*'s body into bloody fragments!

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong - Blokhed: Scratched - Etain: Battered > You can't ride in there.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong - Blokhed: Scratched - Etain: Battered > dis
You disengage from the fight.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.
Blokhed hacks *Etain*'s right arm into bloody fragments!
Blokhed hacks *Etain*'s body hard.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed narrates 'err. crap'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > sa kick?

*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.
Blokhed hacks *Etain*'s body very hard.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > You hiss 'kick?'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed hacks *Etain*'s body hard.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.
Blokhed hacks *Etain*'s right leg hard.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* tries to hit Blokhed, but he dodges the attack.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > pok etain
You poke her in the ribs.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's right arm with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > sa dont afk with wimpy 0!
You hiss 'dont afk with wimpy 0!'
Blokhed stops using a gargantuan gilded bastard sword.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > dia female
Etain is in awful condition.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* tickles Blokhed's left leg with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > sa ummm

*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > You hiss 'ummm'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > sa yeah idk
You hiss 'yeah idk'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed misses a kick at *Etain*'s groin, much to *Etain*'s relief...

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > sa I dont rescue :p
You hiss 'I dont rescue :p'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* tickles Blokhed's left foot with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed misses a kick at *Etain*'s groin, much to *Etain*'s relief...

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Lujean* has arrived from the north, riding a cow.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > sa lujean
*Etain* barely hits Blokhed's left arm.
You hiss 'lujean'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
Blokhed misses a kick at *Etain*'s groin, much to *Etain*'s relief...

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full > sa resc etain?
You hiss 'resc etain?'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Lujean* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Lujean* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
A shadow stallion cocks its head up sharply.
*Lujean* leaves north riding a cow.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
Blokhed says 'rescue?'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Etain* tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full > yel HALP
yel HALP
yel HALP
You bellow 'HALP'
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full > yel HALP
You bellow 'HALP'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full > You bellow 'HALP'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full > You bellow 'HALP'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's head with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
Blokhed says 'rem sword'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
Blokhed says 'hahaha'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full > yel we need a HERO

*Lujean* has arrived from the north.
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full > You bellow 'we need a HERO'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Etain* barely tickles Blokhed's body with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full > cheer lujean
You enthusiastically cheer for *Lujean*.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Etain* tickles Blokhed's left leg with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
Blokhed misses a kick at *Etain*'s groin, much to *Etain*'s relief...

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Etain* tries to hit Blokhed, but he dodges the attack.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Lujean* gets a rusty dagger from a wooden barrel.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
Blokhed makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above *Etain*'s head.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Lujean* wields a rusty dagger.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Etain* tickles Blokhed's head with her hit.

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full > sa blokhed is zerk
You hiss 'blokhed is zerk'

* R S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Full >
*Lujean* leaves north.





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And later:

* S HP:Scratched DP:Bursting MV:Full > na alting to kill you all
You narrate 'alting to kill you all'

* S HP:Scratched DP:Bursting MV:Full >
Rig narrates 'v ery critical'

* S HP:Scratched DP:Bursting MV:Full > na rig first
Zarth narrates 'nod'
You narrate 'rig first'


.....


* R HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Full > channel 'ice spikes' h.dark
You try to strike *Rig*, but he parries successfully.

You begin to weave the appropriate flows...tical >

+
*Rig* panics, and attempts to flee!

*
*Zarth* tries to pound you, but you parry successfully.

*
*Rig* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.

=
*Rig* panics, and attempts to flee!

=
Ok.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your icy spikes shred *Rig*'s guts, causing his insides to flow outside.
*Rig* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Rig*'s death cry.