Funny quotes.

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byrg
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by byrg » Sun Feb 25, 2024 12:18 am

o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > fade liqliqhrtardolp
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The shadows reach out, and suddenly engulf you.
look
Preparing to find this room on the map.
In a Hidden Passage
This passageway is obscured from the road by the thick scrub and shrubbery
lining the road to Tarwin's Gap. Constructed of sturdy planks of wood, this
hidden building seems able to withstand the roughest weather. The thick
walls prevent any sound of the outside from drifting in.
[ obvious exits: E W ]

Matching room found! Correcting map position.

A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
Cravok steps from the murky depths of the shadows.

o R HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh > In a Hidden Passage
This passageway is obscured from the road by the thick scrub and shrubbery
lining the road to Tarwin's Gap. Constructed of sturdy planks of wood, this
hidden building seems able to withstand the roughest weather. The thick
walls prevent any sound of the outside from drifting in.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
Cravok the Grotesque Torturer is standing here.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.

o R HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh > Open passage west
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It's already open!

o R HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh > Road to Tarwin's Gap
The road works through the hills, leading north into Tarwin's Gap and south
into the Borderlands. The Gap can be seen as a massive cleft in the black
snow-covered peaks clawing into the sky. The cold mountain wind whips through
the Gap, carrying the stench of the Blight with it.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvSOUTHvv
There are some tracks of a horse leaving east.
There are some tracks of a horse leaving east.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
*Ominas* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Twixt* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Yvonne* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Viva* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A black hawk with white markings scans for prey.
*Jeremy* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Aloe* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Dennel* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Finan* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
Cravok has arrived from the east.

* R HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Cravok says 'many' <============================================= lol, just a few.

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* R HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh > *Twixt* says 'and theryin'
Road to Tarwin's Gap
The hard-packed dirt of the road attest to the hard use it has seen. Hills
rise up over the path to either side, casting shadows onto the scrub. Black
granite peaks claw the north sky, while the forest lies to the south. The
air bears a hint of the Blight's stench, carried by the cold mountain winds.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvSOUTHvv
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvSOUTHvv
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^NORTH^^
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
Cravok has arrived from the north.

Costa
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Costa » Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:13 am

You chat 'anything anywhere?'
Pen narrates '?'
You chat 'Oh Im sorry let me be clearer'
You chat 'ANYTHING, ANYWHERE?'

zankou
Posts: 118
Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:17 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by zankou » Fri Mar 15, 2024 10:14 am

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Sklarr narrates 'yes'
You narrate 'i have to afk a few. '

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
rest

Sklarr narrates 'exactly'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
You are already resting.
There is already something in a belt hook.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >

(tic_timer): Tic in 7 seconds!

The shadows lengthen as the sun sinks beyond the horizon.
(tic_timer): Tic length updated to: 62.124 seconds.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >

A beaked trolloc leaves east.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >

Grut narrates 'draz Dorthy fd fade'

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >

Grut narrates 'melosa'

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >

The Wheel of Time turns...

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >

Penetrator narrates 'where u grut?'

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >

(tic_timer): Tic in 7 seconds!

Grut narrates 'fd fade'

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >

A hound of the shadow has arrived from the east.
The night has begun.
(tic_timer): Tic length updated to: 61.665 seconds.

o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

A hound of the shadow has arrived from the east.
Grut narrates 'don't come'

o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Grut narrates 'heading n'

o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Penetrator narrates 'Im campish'

o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

*Draz* has arrived from the east, riding a wild stallion.
*Melosa* has arrived from the east, riding a wild stallion.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

*Draz* slashes your right leg hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

*Melosa* barely tickles your body with her strike.
Penetrator narrates 'or more north?'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

*Melosa* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

*Melosa* leaves east riding a wild stallion.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

You pound *Draz*'s body hard.
Draz swiftly dodges a hound of the shadow's attempt to hit him.
A hound of the shadow barely tickles Draz's body with her hit.
A beaked trolloc barely tickles Draz's body with his pierce.
A beaked trolloc joins a beaked trolloc's fight!
A darkhound joins a beaked trolloc's fight!
A draghkar joins a beaked trolloc's fight!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

*Draz* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

A beaked trolloc tickles Draz's left leg with his pierce.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

A draghkar barely tickles Draz's body with his hit.
A darkhound barely hits Draz's body.
A beaked trolloc barely tickles Draz's body with his pierce.
A beaked trolloc barely tickles Draz's body with his pierce.
A hound of the shadow barely tickles Draz's body with her hit.
A hound of the shadow tries to hit Draz, but he parries successfully.
*Draz* assumes The Heron Spreads Its Wings.
*Draz* slashes your left leg very hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

A beaked trolloc tickles Draz's head with his pierce.
*Draz* looks at you.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

*Draz* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

The raven master narrates 'Draz was spotted in Thick Woods'
A draghkar barely tickles Draz's body with his hit.
A darkhound tickles Draz's body with its hit.
A beaked trolloc barely tickles Draz's body with his pierce.
A beaked trolloc barely tickles Draz's body with his pierce.
A hound of the shadow barely tickles Draz's right hand with her hit.
A hound of the shadow barely tickles Draz's body with her hit.
*Draz* slashes your right arm hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

*Draz* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

Sklarr narrates 'orch would be good'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Draz: Wounded >

*Draz* leaves east riding a wild stallion.

o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

Penetrator narrates 'melosa cant come'

o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

A hound of the shadow has arrived from the east.

o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Alphamael - Among the Ruins
You catch the scent of many horses nearby. 4+ humans

o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

(tic_timer): Tic in 7 seconds!

Sklarr narrates 'I just don't love camp'

o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

Penetrator narrates 'nods'

o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
na hmm many smells siffas. they were hitting me while i was afk, but stopped.. nice
You narrate 'hmm many smells siffas. they were hitting me while i was afk, but stopped.. nice '

o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

Sklarr narrates 'very hard to get out if they bring more'

o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Geom* has arrived from the east.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

A darkhound tries to hit someone, but he parries successfully.
A Dhjin'en trolloc joins a darkhound's fight!
A Dhjin'en trolloc joins a darkhound's fight!
A Dhjin'en trolloc joins a darkhound's fight!
A Dhjin'en trolloc joins a darkhound's fight!
A Dhjin'en trolloc joins a darkhound's fight!
A Dhjin'en trolloc joins a darkhound's fight!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

Penetrator narrates 'we should actually do dhs then they can fight'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Dorthy* has arrived from the east.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

A Dhjin'en trolloc tries to slash someone, but he deflects the blow.
A darkhound sears someone's flesh with a scorching flame!
Siffas the Eyeless tries to smite someone, but she parries successfully.
Someone swiftly dodges a Dhjin'en trolloc's attempt to slash him.
Someone swiftly dodges a Dhjin'en trolloc's attempt to crush him.
Someone swiftly dodges a Dhjin'en trolloc's attempt to crush him.
A Dhjin'en trolloc tries to bite someone, but he dodges the attack.
A Dhjin'en trolloc tries to bite someone, but he deflects the blow.
A darkhound hits someone's head extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Dorthy* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Geom* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Dorthy* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Geom* leaves east.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Dorthy* barely pierces Siffas the Eyeless's body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Dorthy* tries to pierce Siffas the Eyeless, but he deflects the blow.
Siffas the Eyeless gazes deeply at Dorthy...
*Dorthy* looks very strange, glaring about with a sense of panic.
Siffas the Eyeless tries to smite Dorthy, but she parries successfully.
*Dorthy* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Geom* has arrived from the east.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Dorthy* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Dorthy* tries to pierce Siffas the Eyeless, but he parries successfully.
Siffas the Eyeless tries to smite Dorthy, but she deflects the blow.
*Dorthy* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Dorthy* leaves east.
Suddenly *someone* places a silver-winged basilard in your back!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.

Draz
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Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:14 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Draz » Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:22 am

yo a very decent chance I didn't narrate you were afk

Stomper
Posts: 76
Joined: Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:18 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Stomper » Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:03 am

Pene and I were both low messing around with Lakon/Asandra. Hadn't seen draz and we found him in fence. Thought it was pretty funny we both had the same thought as we came into circle.


Penetrator arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.

l
o HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Circle of Darkness
Deep beneath the world, the circle of darkness is the accursed ground of
the friends of the dark. From here, a few major locations can be reached,
as shown by a blood-colored sign. A permanently-flowing well in the center
of the circle provides a soothing background to ponder mortal matters.


Newcomers to this mud should LOOK NOTICE.
Exits to this room are posted on LOOK SIGN.

[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
Penetrator the Abominable Bruiser is sitting here.

where
o HP:Critical MV:Haggard > You have no sense of location here.

o HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Penetrator snickers softly.

o HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
You can type 'warrior/hunter/rogue practice' in this room to summon trainers. Dismiss trainer once you are finished.

o HP:Critical MV:Haggard > say lol
You say 'lol'

o HP:Critical MV:Haggard > say typical draz move
where
You say 'typical draz move'
Penetrator says 'basic draz move'

Asandra
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Joined: Mon May 13, 2019 11:30 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Asandra » Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:21 am

Draz narrates 'clearing fence'
You narrate 'they both in there'
You narrate 'in camp, that is'
Draz narrates 'hit fence'
Draz narrates 'hit fence'

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You give us too much credit, but it did work out perfectly.

Draz
Posts: 576
Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:14 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Draz » Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:21 pm

More to this

I gather Lakon didn't even see my call to come in fence. He apparently fled into tower 3x and then into fence.
I repracced, ran zone, wimpy not set, autofled into fence - decided to clear and get an idea of where we were at and test out my new binnol
I was engaged on mobs (Binnol killed them wayyy too slow) - if you'd landed bash on Lakon or kept Asandra out may have outright won..

Perfect timing/luck
Should post the kill on me right before this; tooo predictable!

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