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So much evil in the world

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2025 8:13 pm
by matheus
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Under the Angel
[ obvious exits: S W ]
There are some tracks of a humanoid leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
The corpse of a rat is lying here.
Langois Cos'Raiell is resting here.

You were rented for 7.02 days. Since you went linkless and/or idled out, you are charged double.
Your last allowance of per day covers all charges.

SPECIAL FEATURE! Today's XP multiplier is 2. Enjoy!


Happy Birthday! Well.. close at least. In honor of your 400th birthday the
Immortal Staff would like to offer you a chance at a reroll! This is an
automated system that can be accessed by typeing 'reroll' as a command at any
time during your visit. You will be presented with a series of twenty (20) sets
of stats to choose from or you can choose to decline and keep your existing
stats. You will not lose this chance if you rent, unless you begin the process,
so be wary. See HELP REROLL and good luck!


* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > where
eq
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Matheus - Under the Angel
Langois - Under the Angel

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You are using:
<used as light> a crystal lightstick
<worn on finger> a jade signet ring
<worn on finger> a jade signet ring
<worn on head> a gold-chased morion with an engraved silver comb
<worn around neck> a silver medallion
<worn around neck> a shimmering chain of gold
<worn on body> an engraved gold-plated breastplate
<worn about body> a black, silver-embroidered cape
<slung on back> a heron-engraved scabbard
<worn on arms> a pair of polished, gold-plated vambraces
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<worn as shield> a polished onyx-inlaid shield
<wielded> a heron-marked longsword
<worn about waist> a bronze belt of odd design
<worn on belt> a shiny copper dagger
<worn on belt> a belt pack
<worn on legs> a pair of thick, gold-plated greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of gleaming metal boots

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > who
Players
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Lord Matheus the Lord Major [Shienaran Lancer Council]
Jablez the Wonderboy
Lady Fyra a'Lodred, a Beacon of Light and Life [Yellow Ajah Sitter]
Langois Cos'Raiell
Luxius Drosin
Eran E'Garen
Kyson the Defender [Shienaran Lancer]
~ Elysia the Lord of the Dark [Watchers]
Maddy Mantear, Tower Accepted [White Tower]
Viva Mae
Keyleth Air'Ashari
Iwamori of the Malkieri Diaspora

12 players displayed.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > l langois

Langois's eyes seem to gleam with a strange golden light.

Langois has a few scratches.

Langois is using:
<worn on head> a gold-chased morion with an engraved silver comb
<worn around neck> a shimmering chain of gold
<worn around neck> a shimmering chain of gold
<worn about body> a black, silver-embroidered cape
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a sungwood bracelet
<worn around wrist> a sungwood bracelet
<worn as shield> a silver etched shield
<wielded> a one-handed club
<worn on legs> a pair of thick, gold-plated greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of gleaming metal boots

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > say omgz
You say 'omgz'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > l
Under the Angel
Close to the monastery's wall, a tombstone shaped like an angel stands. Its
large wings provide some protection from the occasional rain trying to tear
at the inscription just below the angel's knees. The once fertile ground
around the grave has dried up completely. The burial site stretches over
westwards with some large tombstones to the south.
[ obvious exits: S W ]
There are some tracks of a humanoid leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
The corpse of a rat is lying here.
Langois Cos'Raiell is resting here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > say i idled here weeks ago
You say 'i idled here weeks ago'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Langois smiles happily.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > say and i log on
You say 'and i log on'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
A crow has arrived from the south.
A crow starts following you.
Langois looks at you.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > say and run into you
You say 'and run into you'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > hug langois
You hug him.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Langois stops resting, and clambers on his feet. Hes getting into position.

He starts jerking me off.

60 seconds later (im being generous).

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sco
You have 413(413) hit and YOU ARE SPENT BUT FEELING GOOD!(170) movement points.
You have scored 118499334 experience points and 3001 quest points.
You need 666 exp to level and 6999 qp to rank.
You have amassed 155 Turn points to date.
You have played 79 days and 14 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Matheus the Lord Major [Shienaran Lancer 8] (Level 51).
You are standing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say i drank too much and cant function or work so i log on wotmud
You say 'i drank too much and cant function or work so i log on wotmud'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Langois snickers softly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Langois says 'i was just getting moves to head in'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Langois waves.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say i also bought a 34inch ultrawide monitor
You say 'i also bought a 34inch ultrawide monitor'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wave
You wave.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
Under the Angel
Close to the monastery's wall, a tombstone shaped like an angel stands. Its
large wings provide some protection from the occasional rain trying to tear
at the inscription just below the angel's knees. The once fertile ground
around the grave has dried up completely. The burial site stretches over
westwards with some large tombstones to the south.
[ obvious exits: S W ]
There are some tracks of a human leaving west.
There are some tracks of a humanoid leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
The corpse of a rat is lying here.
A crow is here flying around.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Matheus - Under the Angel

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar BYE FRIEND <3
You narrate 'BYE FRIEND <3'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stat
You are a 565 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 10 inches, and you weigh 181.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.0 lbs and wearing 61.9 lbs, very light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:14 Wil:16 Dex:19 Con:19.
Offensive bonus: 160, Dodging bonus: 86, Parrying bonus: 193
Your mood is: Wimpy. You will flee below: 413 Hit Points
Your posture is: Normal.
Your armor absorbs about 71% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- NOTICE

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > notice
w
You stop paying increased attention to your surroundings.

n
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Passing Some Tombstones
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of a human leaving north.
There are some tracks of a human leaving east.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.

w
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > The Yard Before the Monastery
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving west.
There are some tracks of a human leaving north.
There are some tracks of a human leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving west.
A black snake with red mottling slyly meanders around you.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
The Shienaran forward scout commander stands ever vigilant.
A crow has arrived from the south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Path Before the Gate
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving west.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving west.
There are some tracks of a human leaving west.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving west.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving west.
A young and strong buck is here, munching some grass.
A raven is here flying around.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.
A crow has arrived from the east.

w
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Path to the Old Monastery
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.
There are some tracks of a human leaving north.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.
A young and strong buck is here, munching some grass.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > n

Someone narrates 'by friendo'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > ri
By the Deserted Well
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
A large stone well is here.
Langois Cos'Raiell is here, fighting a spotted horse.
A spotted horse is here, fighting Langois.
A spotted horse wanders skittishly around here.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > [ride horse]
It doesn't appear willing to be ridden now.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A spotted horse tries to hit Langois, but he parries successfully.
Langois crushes a spotted horse's body into bloody fragments!
A spotted horse is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a spotted horse's death cry.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Langois crushes a spotted horse's head into bloody fragments!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > stare

Langois falls down laughing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Langois falls down laughing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You stare at the sky.
Langois falls down laughing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Langois shifts a one-handed club to one hand.
Langois binds a silver etched shield to his arm.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say you fucker
say you fucker

Langois swiftly dodges a spotted horse's attempt to hit him.
Langois crushes a spotted horse's body into bloody fragments!

say you fucker
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You say 'you fucker'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say you fucker
You say 'you fucker'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You say 'you fucker'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You say 'you fucker'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A spotted horse tries to hit Langois, but he parries successfully.
Langois crushes a spotted horse's left hand into bloody fragments!
A spotted horse is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a spotted horse's death cry.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say i just <3 you
You say 'i just <3 you'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > stat
l
You are a 565 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 10 inches, and you weigh 181.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.0 lbs and wearing 61.9 lbs, very light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:14 Wil:16 Dex:19 Con:19.
Offensive bonus: 160, Dodging bonus: 86, Parrying bonus: 193
Your mood is: Wimpy. You will flee below: 413 Hit Points
Your posture is: Normal.
Your armor absorbs about 71% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > By the Deserted Well
It seems that someone lived in these parts long ago. An old stone well
stands here in the middle of nowhere, almost completely overgrown by the
grass and small trees around it. Strangely, the trees and grass all seem to
be dead. North, a large field full of stumps opens up, and to the south is
an old path in terrible condition.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
The corpse of a spotted horse is lying here. [2]
A large stone well is here.
A crow is here flying around.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Langois tells you 'funniest thing i've done today'

I seem to only befriend assholes :(

Re: So much evil in the world

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 3:27 am
by Tyrex
Get a room

Re: So much evil in the world

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 8:16 pm
by langois
The best part was when I killed the horses so you had to walk.

HILARIOUS