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Venum
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a poem

Post by Venum » Thu Jan 16, 2025 2:52 pm

eye say, said the one-eyed warrior
Uno looked upon the battlefield and shuddered

mayhem and destruction as far as one eye could see
legs, arms, blood and guts

the quiet set in

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Re: a poem

Post by erulak » Fri Jan 17, 2025 12:09 am

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Venum
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Re: a poem

Post by Venum » Fri Jan 17, 2025 6:28 pm

i find most people insufferable, i've decided

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