Somebody has too much time on her hands.

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rixie
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Somebody has too much time on her hands.

Post by rixie » Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:52 am

#LOG: LOGGING OUTPUT TO 'toomuchtime.txt'
#sub {$target}{*$target*}
#OK. {$target} IS NOW SUBSTITUTED AS {*$target*} @ {5}. <--- statting can be borrrring
so I decided to have a litte fun with this little script.

I don't think you'll ever look at the cute deer or leatherleaf in the same way again, lol.

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A wooden practice shield has been dropped here.
A young *leatherleaf* begins to thicken with age.
A young *leatherleaf* begins to thicken with age.
A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > grin
You grin evilly.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > t cute
*cute*
w
North Road
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A *cute* brown deer eyes you nervously.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > l
North Road

[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A *cute* brown deer eyes you nervously. <-- gotta tweak this!


* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > w
North Road

[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A *cute* brown deer eyes you nervously.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > k
Wimpy reset to: 12 hit points.
You barely tickle a brown deer's body with your hit.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong - a brown deer: Scratched >
You fail to hit a brown deer.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong - a brown deer: Scratched >
You hit a brown deer's right foreleg.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong - a brown deer: Hurt > smile
You smile happily.


* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > t deer
*deer*
w
North Road
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
The corpse of a brown *deer* is lying here.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > s
s
North Road
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A cute brown *deer* eyes you nervously. <--- now we're talking!

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > North Road

[ obvious exits: N S ]
A cute brown *deer* eyes you nervously.
A short man stands here, nervously eyeing everything in sight.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > n
North Road
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A cute brown *deer* eyes you nervously.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > grin
You grin evilly.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > say DIE, you HELLSPAWN
Ok.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > k
A brown *deer* swiftly dodges your attempt to strike her.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong - a brown *deer*: Healthy >
You strike a brown *deer*'s body.
You are fighting a brown *deer*.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong - a brown *deer*: Hurt >
A brown *deer* swiftly dodges your attempt to strike her.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong - a brown *deer*: Hurt >
A brown *deer* leaves south.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > laugh
You fall down laughing.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > s

North Road
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A cute brown *deer* eyes you nervously.
A cute brown *deer* eyes you nervously.
A short man stands here, nervously eyeing everything in sight.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > k
A brown *deer* swiftly dodges your attempt to strike her.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong - a brown *deer*: Hurt >
A brown *deer* swiftly dodges your attempt to strike her.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong - a brown *deer*: Hurt > save
You barely strike a brown *deer*'s body.
Saving Ravanda.

You are fighting a brown *deer*.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full - a brown *deer*: Wounded >
You strike a brown *deer*'s body.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full - a brown *deer*: Wounded >
You strike a brown *deer*'s body hard.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full - a brown *deer*: Beaten >
A brown *deer* swiftly dodges your attempt to strike her.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full - a brown *deer*: Beaten >
You strike a brown *deer*'s body.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full - a brown *deer*: Critical >
You fail to strike a brown *deer*.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full - a brown *deer*: Critical >
A brown *deer* swiftly dodges your attempt to strike her.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full - a brown *deer*: Critical > l
North Road
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[ obvious exits: N S ]
A cute brown *deer* eyes you nervously.
A cute brown *deer* eyes you nervously.
A short man stands here, nervously eyeing everything in sight.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full - a brown *deer*: Critical >
You barely strike a brown *deer*'s left leg.
A brown *deer* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

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