full unique abs set and da'es Ashan can rent for the paltry price of...
'Your rent allowance is currently 15 gold crowns and 12 coppers per day.
You will need to pay an additional 343 gold crowns and 17 coppers per day at short-term rates.
WHAT A DEAL!
firetruck that dung.
Funny quotes.
Re: Funny quotes.
It's okay you guys. I'm not an alcoholic. No need for extreme measures. 
HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Tiring >
say I need wine...
You say 'I need wine...'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Tiring >
The screaming begins.
Anomander narrates 'how we doing?'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Tiring >
[ ALERT ] - Socket got disconnected.
Reason: The remote host closed the connection
HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Tiring >
say I need wine...
You say 'I need wine...'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Tiring >
The screaming begins.
Anomander narrates 'how we doing?'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Tiring >
[ ALERT ] - Socket got disconnected.
Reason: The remote host closed the connection
Re: Funny quotes.
Tzao narrates 'what was he saying'
Tzao narrates 'when he died'
Tzao narrates 'lol'
Talroc drawls 'musar'
Tzao narrates 'wtf is musar'
Tzao narrates 'lol im sure he was trying to insult'
Talroc narrates 'perhaps it's a secret code'
Tzao narrates 'but not sure what he was saying'
Tzao narrates '*Jael* says 'musar''
Tzao narrates 'the last incoherent words of a madman'
You narrate 'lol'
Tzao narrates 'snicker'
Talroc narrates 'I musar, you musar, he/she/it musars?'
Kyra narrates 'Any idea why he went in tower?'
Tzao narrates 'hes trying to give me an aneurysm '
Ludn narrates 'no idea'
Ludn narrates 'was a death trap'
Talroc narrates 'he didn't have a choice'
Talroc narrates 'stonegate/gate were blocked'
Ludn narrates 'people forget there's a hidden door down too, at least there was'
Tzao narrates '"if it wasnt for that horse, i wouldnt have spent that semester in college" type of dung'
Kyra narrates 'leraes got out'
Talroc narrates 'this gave him more room'
Talroc narrates 'right, ebcause we shifted blocks to tower'
Tzao narrates 'now im going to sit ehre wondering wtf he was saying'
Tzao narrates 'forever'
You narrate 'mail him and ask him'
You narrate 'and get over it'
Kyra narrates 'ok hinder in 2 hours'
Kyra narrates 'rheading over'
Tzao narrates 'WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME JAEL?'
You narrate 'let's goooo'
You drawl 'giddy up'
Tzao narrates 'ok i dont know new zone'
Kyra narrates 'its easy'
Talroc narrates 'I just picture Tzao with a half crazed look, with musar scribbled all over every surface in his room'
Found this conversation hilarious. We may never know the meaning of musar
Tzao narrates 'when he died'
Tzao narrates 'lol'
Talroc drawls 'musar'
Tzao narrates 'wtf is musar'
Tzao narrates 'lol im sure he was trying to insult'
Talroc narrates 'perhaps it's a secret code'
Tzao narrates 'but not sure what he was saying'
Tzao narrates '*Jael* says 'musar''
Tzao narrates 'the last incoherent words of a madman'
You narrate 'lol'
Tzao narrates 'snicker'
Talroc narrates 'I musar, you musar, he/she/it musars?'
Kyra narrates 'Any idea why he went in tower?'
Tzao narrates 'hes trying to give me an aneurysm '
Ludn narrates 'no idea'
Ludn narrates 'was a death trap'
Talroc narrates 'he didn't have a choice'
Talroc narrates 'stonegate/gate were blocked'
Ludn narrates 'people forget there's a hidden door down too, at least there was'
Tzao narrates '"if it wasnt for that horse, i wouldnt have spent that semester in college" type of dung'
Kyra narrates 'leraes got out'
Talroc narrates 'this gave him more room'
Talroc narrates 'right, ebcause we shifted blocks to tower'
Tzao narrates 'now im going to sit ehre wondering wtf he was saying'
Tzao narrates 'forever'
You narrate 'mail him and ask him'
You narrate 'and get over it'
Kyra narrates 'ok hinder in 2 hours'
Kyra narrates 'rheading over'
Tzao narrates 'WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME JAEL?'
You narrate 'let's goooo'
You drawl 'giddy up'
Tzao narrates 'ok i dont know new zone'
Kyra narrates 'its easy'
Talroc narrates 'I just picture Tzao with a half crazed look, with musar scribbled all over every surface in his room'
Found this conversation hilarious. We may never know the meaning of musar
Re: Funny quotes.
noun (Judaism)
1.
rabbinic literature concerned with ethics, right conduct, etc
2.
any moralizing speech, esp one which is critical
He basically said you're very good people.
1.
rabbinic literature concerned with ethics, right conduct, etc
2.
any moralizing speech, esp one which is critical
He basically said you're very good people.
Re: Funny quotes.
Ha, that's not what he said the next time we killed him 
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Re: Funny quotes.
I need to post on this more because I'm kind of a big deal.
Ghast narrates 'Equitant sent me to my wet death and I loved every minute of it'
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > narr first time equitant made anything wet
Ghast looks at you.
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > You narrate 'first time equitant made anything wet'
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
Ghast claps you on the back.
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
Equitant narrates 'ha!'
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > narr trololololol
You narrate 'trololololol'
Ghast narrates 'Equitant sent me to my wet death and I loved every minute of it'
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > narr first time equitant made anything wet
Ghast looks at you.
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > You narrate 'first time equitant made anything wet'
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
Ghast claps you on the back.
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
Equitant narrates 'ha!'
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > narr trololololol
You narrate 'trololololol'
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Re: Funny quotes.
Im just full of them today.
* R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded - Equitant: Healthy - Tarn: Critical > kill human
Ok.
* R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded - Equitant: Healthy - Tarn: Critical > You slash *Tarn*'s left foot.
*Tarn* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Tarn*'s death cry.
They aren't here.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > kill human
They aren't here.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > 2
2
2
2
Zarg gets a large number of gold crowns from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets twenty copper pennys from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a pair of thick metal boots from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a pair of steel-plated greaves from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a studded leather belt with a crossed swords buckle from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a bronze headed war axe from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a gator skin bracer from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a gator skin bracer from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a pair of heavy metal gauntlets from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a backpack from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a dark, hooded cloak from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a shining steel breastplate from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a torc of gleaming steel from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a torc of gleaming steel from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a full metal helmet and visor from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a mirrored lantern from the corpse of Tarn.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > [change mood brave]
You try to calm down, but can't.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > [change mood brave]
You try to calm down, but can't.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > 2
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.
Equitant can't seem to regain control of himself.
Rig narrates 'rough '
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > 2
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.
Equitant narrates 'drat! stole my tp'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > 2
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > 9
[take all corpse]
The corpse of Tarn seems to be empty.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg slides a ring of silver on to his right ring finger.
Zarg slides a ring of silver on to his left ring finger.
Zarg wears a torc of gleaming steel around his neck.
Zarg wears a torc of gleaming steel around his neck.
Zarg wears a backpack on his back.
Zarg wears a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces on his arms.
Zarg puts a gator skin bracer on around his right wrist.
Zarg puts a gator skin bracer on around his left wrist.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > nar my poor friend
sco
You narrate 'my poor friend'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > Zarg stops using a set of riveted chainmail leggings.
You have 208(402) hit, 86(128) dark power and 99(279) movement points.
You have scored 108500001 experience points and 282 quest points.
You need 1727319362 exp to level and 318 qp to rank.
You have amassed 5933 Turn points to date, ranking you Reaver First.
You have played 72 days and 10 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Kryyg the Cor'conde [Myrddraal 3] (Level 51).
You are standing.
Rig leans over and cuts the bloody scalp from the corpse of Tarn.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg puts a pair of steel-plated greaves on his legs.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > nar tarn and i started 2gether
Rig says 'lol'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > Zarg stops using a crested helm.
You narrate 'tarn and i started 2gether'
Equitant stops using the Hatchet of Hawkwing.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Equitant draws a dagger from an inky black cloak with a flash of steel.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Equitant sheathes a dagger into an inky black cloak.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Equitant wields the Hatchet of Hawkwing.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg wears a full metal helmet and visor on his head.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Rig looks at Zarg.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg says 'thank you for the re eq kryyg'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Rig says 'strong zarg'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg stops using a pair of thin metal boots.
narr i became good, he stayed abs
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > You narrate 'i became good, he stayed abs'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg wears a pair of thick metal boots on his feet.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Equitant narrates 'snicker'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg stops using a belt pack.
Zarg stops using a plain brown belt.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Rig narrates 'lol'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg wears a studded leather belt with a crossed swords buckle around his waist.
* R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded - Equitant: Healthy - Tarn: Critical > kill human
Ok.
* R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded - Equitant: Healthy - Tarn: Critical > You slash *Tarn*'s left foot.
*Tarn* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Tarn*'s death cry.
They aren't here.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > kill human
They aren't here.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > 2
2
2
2
Zarg gets a large number of gold crowns from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets twenty copper pennys from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a pair of thick metal boots from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a pair of steel-plated greaves from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a studded leather belt with a crossed swords buckle from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a bronze headed war axe from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a gator skin bracer from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a gator skin bracer from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a pair of heavy metal gauntlets from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a backpack from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a dark, hooded cloak from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a shining steel breastplate from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a torc of gleaming steel from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a torc of gleaming steel from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a full metal helmet and visor from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Tarn.
Zarg gets a mirrored lantern from the corpse of Tarn.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > [change mood brave]
You try to calm down, but can't.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > [change mood brave]
You try to calm down, but can't.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > 2
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.
Equitant can't seem to regain control of himself.
Rig narrates 'rough '
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > 2
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.
Equitant narrates 'drat! stole my tp'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > 2
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > 9
[take all corpse]
The corpse of Tarn seems to be empty.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg slides a ring of silver on to his right ring finger.
Zarg slides a ring of silver on to his left ring finger.
Zarg wears a torc of gleaming steel around his neck.
Zarg wears a torc of gleaming steel around his neck.
Zarg wears a backpack on his back.
Zarg wears a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces on his arms.
Zarg puts a gator skin bracer on around his right wrist.
Zarg puts a gator skin bracer on around his left wrist.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > nar my poor friend
sco
You narrate 'my poor friend'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > Zarg stops using a set of riveted chainmail leggings.
You have 208(402) hit, 86(128) dark power and 99(279) movement points.
You have scored 108500001 experience points and 282 quest points.
You need 1727319362 exp to level and 318 qp to rank.
You have amassed 5933 Turn points to date, ranking you Reaver First.
You have played 72 days and 10 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Kryyg the Cor'conde [Myrddraal 3] (Level 51).
You are standing.
Rig leans over and cuts the bloody scalp from the corpse of Tarn.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg puts a pair of steel-plated greaves on his legs.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > nar tarn and i started 2gether
Rig says 'lol'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > Zarg stops using a crested helm.
You narrate 'tarn and i started 2gether
'Equitant stops using the Hatchet of Hawkwing.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Equitant draws a dagger from an inky black cloak with a flash of steel.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Equitant sheathes a dagger into an inky black cloak.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Equitant wields the Hatchet of Hawkwing.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg wears a full metal helmet and visor on his head.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Rig looks at Zarg.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg says 'thank you for the re eq kryyg'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Rig says 'strong zarg'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg stops using a pair of thin metal boots.
narr i became good, he stayed abs
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded > You narrate 'i became good, he stayed abs'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg wears a pair of thick metal boots on his feet.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Equitant narrates 'snicker'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg stops using a belt pack.
Zarg stops using a plain brown belt.
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Rig narrates 'lol'
o R HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Winded >
Zarg wears a studded leather belt with a crossed swords buckle around his waist.
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Re: Funny quotes.
dominating this thread
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > narr i luv kobal, sblades are firetrucking OP, but your dumbass clan mates never spam
You narrate 'i luv kobal, sblades are firetrucking OP, but your dumbass clan mates never spam'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
A blacksmith returns from his break, re-opening the store.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'I do too'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'I just lag a lot!'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Equitant narrates 'Rig, give me the details now.'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Equitant narrates 'You are a reknown for not spamming and double fleeing like an idiot.'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > narr concurrently downloading from iluvdick.com and playing wotmud is detrimental rig, we have discussed this
You narrate 'concurrently downloading from iluvdick.com and playing wotmud is detrimental rig, we have discussed this'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'lol'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'hahahha'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > narr i luv kobal, sblades are firetrucking OP, but your dumbass clan mates never spam
You narrate 'i luv kobal, sblades are firetrucking OP, but your dumbass clan mates never spam'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
A blacksmith returns from his break, re-opening the store.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'I do too'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'I just lag a lot!'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Equitant narrates 'Rig, give me the details now.'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Equitant narrates 'You are a reknown for not spamming and double fleeing like an idiot.'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > narr concurrently downloading from iluvdick.com and playing wotmud is detrimental rig, we have discussed this
You narrate 'concurrently downloading from iluvdick.com and playing wotmud is detrimental rig, we have discussed this'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'lol'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'hahahha'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
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Re: Funny quotes.
eviscerator wrote:dominating this thread
H'Krreth the Myrddraal narrates 'Come on let's be buddies Kryyg. With your yy and my rr we can rule the lands.'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
The raven master bellows 'Anomander was spotted in Junction of theLongRoad'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > narr i luv kobal, sblades are firetrucking OP, but your dumbass clan mates never spam
You narrate 'i luv kobal, sblades are firetrucking OP, but your dumbass clan mates never spam'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
A blacksmith returns from his break, re-opening the store.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > narr i luv kobal, sblades are firetrucking OP, but your dumbass clan mates never spam
You narrate 'i luv kobal, sblades are firetrucking OP, but your dumbass clan mates never spam'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
A blacksmith returns from his break, re-opening the store.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'I do too'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'I just lag a lot!'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Equitant narrates 'Rig, give me the details now.'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Equitant narrates 'You are a reknown for not spamming and double fleeing like an idiot.'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > narr concurrently downloading from iluvdick.com and playing wotmud is detrimental rig, we have discussed this
You narrate 'concurrently downloading from iluvdick.com and playing wotmud is detrimental rig, we have discussed this'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'lol'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'hahahha'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong >