Funny quotes.

[Lea]

Rig is mad at capitalism! Rig, if you would like to form a true socialist society on wotmud, where all who need rares are given one, I will work with you!

[Rig]

Capitalist swine

[aish]

When I log on I try to do justice to my new and important role on wotmud by sending tells to everyone I know. Best response so far:

login!

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > who <-- *cough* maybe spamming this
Players
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Anpeliari of Illian
5 Aish Midori [Green Ajah]
Yuna the Tower Accepted [White Tower]
Estelle of Murandy
Devante of Illian
Fermin from Two Rivers
Raya Setaravni the Senior Wisdom
Hadis of Two Rivers
Derry of Two Rivers

9 players displayed.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > tell raya The pattern swirls around you as the wheel spins a ta'veren into the world
You tell Raya 'The pattern swirls around you as the wheel spins a ta'veren into the world'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Raya tells you '*hair gets pulled and screams*'

Raya tells you '*gets pregnant* mutter, ta'veren!'

[Demonyl]

Gryk sends the Shadowmauler sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Gryk: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Healthy >

You crush the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Gryk: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Scratched >

The Shadowmauler lets out a blood curdling shriek!
The Shadowmauler rears on his hind legs, then arcs down smashing his claws into the ground. 1
Stones and bolts of electricity leap up from the ground towards you!

…

You are struck by flying stones and crackling bolts of lightning!
Ouch!
The Shadowmauler lets out a blood curdling shriek!
The Shadowmauler rears on his hind legs, then arcs down smashing his claws into the ground. 2
Stones and bolts of electricity leap up from the ground towards you!

…

The Shadowmauler lets out a blood curdling shriek!
The Shadowmauler rears on his hind legs, then arcs down smashing his claws into the ground. 3
Stones and bolts of electricity leap up from the ground towards you!

…

You are struck by flying stones and crackling bolts of lightning! 4
Ouch!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >

Gryk says 'for realz stop fking emoting me'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >

Gryk says 'omfg'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >

The Shadowmauler lets out a blood curdling shriek!
The Shadowmauler rears on his hind legs, then arcs down smashing his claws into the ground. 5 <—————————————— oh this mfer flexin now
Stones and bolts of electricity leap up from the ground towards you!
You crush the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Battered >

Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Battered >

You are struck by flying stones and crackling bolts of lightning! 6
Ouch!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Battered >

You crush the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's head extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
'crap
A goat-faced trolloc has arrived from the west.
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
You say 'crap'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Battered >

You crush the Shadowmauler's body very hard.
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's body very hard.
The Shadowmauler barely hits Gryk's left arm.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

Gryk says 'so gonna die'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

Gryk snickers softly.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's head hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >
You crush the Shadowmauler's head very hard.
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.
The Shadowmauler hits Gryk's body.
Gryk is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided. <————————————-———-——— oh no

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges your attempt to crush him.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
The Shadowmauler hits your body.
You crush the Shadowmauler's body hard.
Gryk lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
Gryk is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided. <——————————————————— stay with me brother
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

The Shadowmauler hits your body.
You try to crush the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

The Shadowmauler barely hits your left leg.
You try to crush the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

The Shadowmauler hits your left foot.
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges your attempt to crush him.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

The Shadowmauler barely hits your body.
You crush the Shadowmauler's head very hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical > <--------------------- batt / crit could pull this off?

The Shadowmauler hits your left foot.
You try to crush the Shadowmauler, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

The Shadowmauler tickles your body with his hit.
You try to crush the Shadowmauler, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >
nar someone come help real quick?
The Shadowmauler hits your head very hard.
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges your attempt to crush him.
You narrate 'someone come help real quick?' <———————————————— too late

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

The Shadowmauler hits your body hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

PANIC! You couldn't escape!
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges your attempt to crush him.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

The Shadowmauler hits your left foot.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You crush the Shadowmauler's head very hard.
Zatuchly narrates 'where'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >
change mood wimpy
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
Someone hits your head very hard.
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
You regain consciousness. <—————————————————— Truly the Dark Lord has smiled upon me
Gryk lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
Gryk is dead! R.I.P. <—————————————————— but just one dark miracle per round today…
You receive your share of experience...
Your first time! Was it good for you too? <----- stayed just long enough to save from mobrip though!
Your blood freezes as you hear Gryk's death cry.
You stop following Gryk.
Mood changed to: Wimpy

f <—————————————————— Later mauler!
* HP:Critical MV:Strong >
The Slopes of Shayol Ghul
Here black rocks are scattered across the mountainside. All the colors here are
faded into bleak grays, with nothing lively about to interest the eye. The
ground is hard and etched from the occassional black rain, and the places where
puddles of tainted water have gathered deep pools have formed with time.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of the Shadowmauler is lying here.
An enormous blight worm towers above you, making an eerie shrill scream.

[isabel]

Pking Glaurang winding - Cannot understand what he's doing because he wasn't going shivs or west, so am basically checking every room with manual track in confusion. Dougan is also around and had blinded me so I was avoiding him. Then this -

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Edge of Forest
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being
ridden by you.
*Glaurang* is standing here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > *Glaurang* hacks your body.
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Glaurang: Beaten > -=+**+=- -=
Your bash at *Glaurang* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Glaurang: Beaten >
You blast *Glaurang*'s body hard.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Glaurang: Beaten >
You blast *Glaurang*'s head.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Glaurang: Beaten >
*Glaurang* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Glaurang: Beaten >
*Glaurang* leaves north.

kill $target$
* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > north
They aren't here.

kill $xp$;bash $xp$
* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Road to Tarwin's Gap
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being
ridden by you.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Bash who?

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > tt
-=+
Some obvious fresh bloody traces of a Trolloc leaving south.
Some obvious fresh bloody traces of a Trolloc leaving east.
Some obvious fresh bloody traces of a Trolloc leaving west.
Some obvious fresh bloody traces of a Trolloc leaving north.
Some obvious recent tracks of Glaurang leaving west.
Some obvious recent tracks of Glaurang leaving west.
Some clear fairly recent tracks of Glaurang leaving east.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > east
The Dusty Road
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being
ridden by you.
*Glaurang* is standing here.
A short, shifty-eyed man eyes you calmly.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > kill $target$

Dougan Revarnan hits himself, and says OUCH!
Dougan Revarnan hits himself, and says OUCH!
Dougan Revarnan kicks Glaurang in solar plexus, Glaurang is rendered breathless!
Dougan Revarnan giggles slightly as his hands unleash flame.
Dougan Revarnan releases streaks of Fire at Glaurang, who screams in pain.
*Glaurang* tries to hack Dougan Revarnan, but he deflects the blow.
Dougan Revarnan's hands clench as his fury is weaved into being.
Dougan Revarnan unleashes a fireball at Glaurang, whose charred corpse drops to the
ground.
*Glaurang* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Glaurang*'s death cry.
Your eyes feel less protected.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

[Epoh]

Dukug bellows 'Sleek where are you?'
A forest trolloc bellows 'If you want to learn how to butcher the pink ones, bring one to A Cell.'
Dukug bellows 'Thank you'

[gordoth]

Dukug bellows 'Sleek where are you?'
A forest trolloc bellows 'If you want to learn how to butcher the pink ones, bring one to A Cell.'
Dukug bellows 'Thank you'

Can we add this mobol!?

[Razhak]

A shadow stallion says 'Dumbass'

[Merilee]

Tales from a statter:

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In Caemy Rent:

A rat has arrived from below.

You say 'OOC talk'

k rat < --- shadoweye!
Wimpy reset to: 17 hit points.
A rat swiftly dodges your attempt to pound it.

A rat tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You barely pound a rat's right foreleg. < --- got one in

You swiftly dodge someone's attempt to hit you.
Someone swiftly dodges your attempt to pound it.

Viellain looks at you. <----- Oh, hey, you weren't there a second ago....

Someone tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You try to pound someone, but it dodges the attack. < ---- okay, we're chasing each other around the room at this point, reminds me of my mom and a broom

SomePlayer says 'Extremely OOC talk'

Viellain looks at SomePlayer.

A rat barely hits your right leg. <----- owch.
You pound a rat's right foreleg. <----- gotcha!

smile vieallain
There's no one by that name around. <--- can't spell.

You swiftly dodge a rat's attempt to hit you.
You try to pound a rat, but it parries successfully.

SomePlayer says 'oh ****' <---- ???

Someone tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You try to pound someone, but it deflects the blow.

smile viellain
You smile at him. <---- Yes, I'm just futilely chasing this rat...

A rat hits your head.
Ouch! That Really did HURT! < ---- Damn, these rats hurt. Men, will you kill it?

You try to pound a rat, but it dodges the attack.

look
Reception of the Queen's Blessing
The upstairs of the Queen's Blessing is as charming as the common room. A
thin rug leads through the length of the hallway, and a small window in the
wall lets you look down on the bustling streets of Caemlyn. You appear to
be fortunate in finding an empty room to rent, no easy feat in this crowded
city! A wooden board is affixed to the wall, covered with notices of
current information for newcomers to the city.

A ledger lies on a small stand.
[ obvious exits: S D ]
A rat is here, fighting YOU!
Viellain the Shepherd is standing here.
A gleeman is here, wearing a cloak of different colored patches.
SomePlayer is standing here.
A bulky man with heavy-lidded eyes sits here, scratching a cat.
The innkeeper Basel Gill is here, smiling broadly.

Viellain says 'why are you wanted SomePlayer' <---- WTF???

You swiftly dodge a rat's attempt to hit you.
You pound a rat's body. < ----- got one in finally
A rat panics, and attempts to flee!

A rat leaves south.

A rat has arrived from the south.

A rat hits your left foot.
Ouch! That Really did HURT! < ---- OW! Don't really wanna mobrip to a rat

PANIC! You couldn't escape!

flee < --- reacting to the WTF but also to the fact this rat is kicking my statter tail
You pound a rat's body hard. < ----- final fleeing blow
A rat is dead! R.I.P.
Your first time! Was it good for you too? < ----- Potentially?
Your blood freezes as you hear a rat's death cry.
A rat stops following Viellain.
The Queen's Blessing
You step into this respectable looking inn. The common room is busy,
although not overcrowded. The bar patrons look well entertained by the
combination of pleasant music and strong ale. There seems to be some room
by the bar and you are tempted to sit for a few hours and enjoy some
relaxing company. The inn is much larger than it appeared from the outside.
You can see a door to the kitchen as well as a stairway to the guest rooms,
and there is a room to the east which has various bargames.
[ obvious exits: N E S U ]
A copper tap with free ale is here.
A board showing the rules hangs here.
A shapely young woman skillfully weaves amongst the chaos, taking orders.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.

------

Ran said happy rear....

Caemlyn Central Square
You are in a large stone square, right in the middle of Caemlyn's outer
city. You see a wide boulevard to the north, and the path to the inner
city. There are a number of shops around you. The density of the population
is really quite incredible. It's almost impossible to relax as you are
being constantly bumped and jostled. From here you can really get a good
view of the outer city, and this just makes you appreciate the older inner
city all the more. A large banner hangs nearby, depicting a map of
Caemlyn's outer city.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.

You are hungry.
Timer now at 60 secs.
You are thirsty.

A city lamplighter extinguishes a streetlamp.
A city lamplighter leaves north.

Viellain looks at you.

The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the north.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the north.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the north.

Viellain nods at you. < ----- Yes, yes it was.

The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the north.

The Caemlyn cityguard joins the Caemlyn cityguard's fight!
The Caemlyn cityguard joins the Caemlyn cityguard's fight!

The Caemlyn cityguard tries to slash Viellain, but he dodges the attack.
The Caemlyn cityguard tries to slash Viellain, but he deflects the blow.
The Caemlyn cityguard tries to slash Viellain, but he parries successfully.
The Caemlyn cityguard tries to slash Viellain, but he deflects the blow.

Viellain pierces the Caemlyn cityguard's left leg very hard.

Viellain panics, and attempts to flee!

Viellain leaves north. < ---- You have a nice day, too!

[Caelophlyn]

This gave me a chuckle





Hasp tells you 'die witch!'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > rep pfft
You reply to Hasp 'pfft'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

Hasp tells you 'lol'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
Timer now at 62 secs.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > rep come fight me then
You reply to Hasp 'come fight me then'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Hasp tells you 'im good jk'