My little pony gone wrong...

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Dixon
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My little pony gone wrong...

Post by Dixon » Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:00 pm

You say 'someone drag me around to smob'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Firimei says 'Thank you, it was fun'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
say and my awesome ride

Steg says 'yesh'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'and my awesome ride'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You stop riding her.
My little pony hits your left foot hard.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
My little pony hits your body very hard.
My little pony stamps one hoof to the ground.
Ouch! That Really did HURT!

My little pony calls lightning from the sky to strike you, sizzling your insides!
Firimei puts the severed head of Thack the Trolloc slain in Shienar on her belt.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
say !
My little pony's hooves strike the ground spraying sparks into the air.
The air around your eyes seems to catch fire, blinding you!
You say '!'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
Someone says 'imm retool or something?'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
nar HWY

You try to hack someone, but she dodges the attack.
Someone hits your body very hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched > You narrate 'HWY'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
Someone falls down laughing.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
Someone snickers softly.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
Someone falls down laughing.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
nar why

Someone swiftly dodges your attempt to hack her.
Someone hits your body hard.
Someone falls down laughing.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched > Someone falls down laughing.
You narrate 'why'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
Someone falls down laughing.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
You try to hack someone, but she dodges the attack.
Someone hits your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
Someone pierces someone's body extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
cry pony
Who's that?

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
Ouch! That Really did HURT!

Someone calls lightning from the sky to strike you, sizzling your insides!
Someone tries to pierce someone, but she parries successfully.
You are struck in the stomach by a powerful kick
Someone swiftly dodges your attempt to hack her.
Someone hits your right leg hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - my little pony: Scratched >
cry pony

Who's that?

* HP:Battered MV:Full - my little pony: Scratched >
Someone swiftly dodges someone's attempt to pierce her.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - my little pony: Scratched >
r
f
Someone tries to pierce someone, but she dodges the attack.
Someone swiftly dodges your attempt to hack her.
Someone hits your left arm very hard.
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Battered MV:Full - my little pony: Scratched > You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
q
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
south
Someone narrates 'dixons horse just blinded him and is kicking his butt'
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
exit
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
west
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Someone hits someone's left leg hard.
Someone tries to pierce someone, but she dodges the attack.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Someone calls lightning from the sky, striking someone dead on.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
nar it zinged me twice
You narrate 'it zinged me twice'

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Someone hits someone's body hard.
Someone pierces someone's right arm very hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Someone says 'What teh dung'

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
nar MY PONY
Someone hits someone's right hand.
Someone tries to pierce someone, but she dodges the attack.
You narrate 'MY PONY'

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Someone tries to pierce someone, but she deflects the blow.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
K PONY
They aren't here.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Someone hits someone's body very hard.
Someone pierces someone's body very hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Someone falls down laughing.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Someone tries to pierce someone, but she dodges the attack.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Someone says 'scr'

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Someone hits someone's body hard.
Someone tries to pierce someone, but she dodges the attack.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
say i need a draught
You say 'i need a draught'

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
eq
You are using:
<used as light> a lantern
<held> an oilstone
<worn on finger> an emerald ring
<worn on finger> a gold ring delicately carved with ivy
<worn on head> a strange, insectoid helm
<worn around neck> a thin, black chain
<worn around neck> a thin, black chain
<worn on body> a tunic of finely-crafted chain
<worn about body> a black wool cape embroidered with a swooping hawk
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of riveted chainmail sleeves
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a ridged steel bracer
<worn around wrist> a ridged steel bracer
<wielded two-handed> a jagged edged warsword
<worn about waist> a brightly-colored sash
<worn on legs> a set of riveted chainmail leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
exa pack
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!
When you look inside, you see:
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
take draught pack
There doesn't seem to be a draught in a backpack.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
l
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!

* HP:Battered MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'now its chasing firimei'

* HP:Battered MV:Full >
Someone gives you a bubbling draught.

* HP:Battered MV:Full >
quaf draught
r
You quaff a bubbling draught which dissolves.
Your eyesight returns.
* HP:Battered MV:Full >
l
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Battered MV:Full > The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A board hangs on a wall peppered with tales of glory, adventure and history.
Steg 'O'Licious {Lancer Applicant} is standing here.
Skadi {Apprentice to Ecthus} is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A brilliant blue pony with a shimmering mane stands here.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* HP:Battered MV:Full >
l pony
The brilliant blue pony paws the air with a carefree attitude, joyful
in life and all the world which surrounds it. A light toss of its
head sends the shimmering mane floating around its head, seeming
to reveal the true magic of the world.

My little pony is in excellent condition.

my little pony is using:
<worn on head> a bridle made of leather
<worn about waist> a war saddle with stirrups
<worn on feet> iron horseshoes

* HP:Battered MV:Full >
say rude
Steg looks at my little pony.
You say 'rude'

* HP:Battered MV:Full >
slap pony
You slap my little pony.

* HP:Battered MV:Full >
ride pony
You start riding her.

* R HP:Battered MV:Full >
q

Atlan narrates 'errr is this happening?'

* R HP:Battered MV:Full > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave

* R HP:Battered MV:Full >
stat
You are a 177 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 8 inches, and you weigh 169.0 lbs.
You are carrying 3.0 lbs and wearing 48.1 lbs, very light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:11 Wil:12 Dex:17 Con:18.
Offensive bonus: 184, Dodging bonus: 77, Parrying bonus: 106
Your mood is: Brave. You will flee below: 50 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Seanchan Empire
Your armor absorbs about 66% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- CURE BLIND

* R HP:Battered MV:Full >
Firimei narrates 'wow'

* R HP:Battered MV:Full >
nar yes
You narrate 'yes'

* R HP:Battered MV:Full >
sc
You have 140(377) hit and 160(162) movement points.
You have scored 38024317 experience points and 639 quest points.
You need 2475683 exp to level and 361 qp to rank.
You have amassed 68 Turn points to date.
You have played 35 days and 16 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Dixon the Cavalryman [Shienaran Lancer 6] (Level 36).
You are standing.

* R HP:Battered MV:Full >
You stop riding her.
My little pony hits your left leg.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - my little pony: Healthy >
Atlan narrates 'fd?'

* HP:Battered MV:Full - my little pony: Healthy >
My little pony barely hits your left leg.
My little pony stamps one hoof to the ground.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

My little pony calls lightning from the sky to strike you, sizzling your insides!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - my little pony: Healthy >
r
f
Firimei narrates 'i am beat'
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Critical MV:Full - my little pony: Healthy > Steg falls down laughing.
You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
Before the Keep
The main road through Fal Dara continues uphill to the north. Ahead of you is
the Keep of Fal Dara. It is an imposing stone structure that dominates the
skyline. Pennants bearing the black stag of Lord Agelmar wave in the crisp
breeze. Between you and the castle lies the moat and drawbridge.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Critical MV:Full >
nar oh dung
You narrate 'oh dung'

* HP:Critical MV:Full >
north

Maddox narrates 'huh what where'

* HP:Critical MV:Full > On the Drawbridge
The sound of your passing echoes hollowly from the wooden timbers of the
drawbridge. Beneath you lies the murky waters of the moat. With its gates
before you stands one of the greatest fortesses of the Borderlands, the Keep
of Fal Dara.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Critical MV:Full >
sc
You have 53(377) hit and 157(162) movement points.
You have scored 38023283 experience points and 639 quest points.
You need 2476717 exp to level and 361 qp to rank.
You have amassed 68 Turn points to date.
You have played 35 days and 16 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Dixon the Cavalryman [Shienaran Lancer 6] (Level 36).
You are standing.

* HP:Critical MV:Full >
nar lol
You narrate 'lol'

* HP:Critical MV:Full >
Atlan narrates 'Not the first horse I have put down... otw.'

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Firimei narrates 'Those little ponys are..angry'

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
where
r
Steg chats 'bhahahaha'
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Dixon - On the Drawbridge
Firimei - Center of the Courtyard
Steg - The Crossing
Skadi - The Crossing

* HP:Beaten MV:Full > [change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
sc
You have 66(377) hit and 157(162) movement points.
You have scored 38023283 experience points and 639 quest points.
You need 2476717 exp to level and 361 qp to rank.
You have amassed 68 Turn points to date.
You have played 35 days and 16 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Dixon the Cavalryman [Shienaran Lancer 6] (Level 36).
You are standing.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
lead pony
They're not here to be led.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
south
Before the Keep
The main road through Fal Dara continues uphill to the north. Ahead of you is
the Keep of Fal Dara. It is an imposing stone structure that dominates the
skyline. Pennants bearing the black stag of Lord Agelmar wave in the crisp
breeze. Between you and the castle lies the moat and drawbridge.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
south
lead pony
north
The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A board hangs on a wall peppered with tales of glory, adventure and history.
Steg 'O'Licious {Lancer Applicant} is here, fighting my little pony.
My little pony is sitting here.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
north
It doesn't appear willing to be ridden now.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full > Before the Keep
The main road through Fal Dara continues uphill to the north. Ahead of you is
the Keep of Fal Dara. It is an imposing stone structure that dominates the
skyline. Pennants bearing the black stag of Lord Agelmar wave in the crisp
breeze. Between you and the castle lies the moat and drawbridge.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full > On the Drawbridge
The sound of your passing echoes hollowly from the wooden timbers of the
drawbridge. Beneath you lies the murky waters of the moat. With its gates
before you stands one of the greatest fortesses of the Borderlands, the Keep
of Fal Dara.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Steg narrates 'bashed'

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
south
Before the Keep
The main road through Fal Dara continues uphill to the north. Ahead of you is
the Keep of Fal Dara. It is an imposing stone structure that dominates the
skyline. Pennants bearing the black stag of Lord Agelmar wave in the crisp
breeze. Between you and the castle lies the moat and drawbridge.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
south
The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A board hangs on a wall peppered with tales of glory, adventure and history.
Steg 'O'Licious {Lancer Applicant} is here, fighting my little pony.
My little pony is here, fighting Steg.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
My little pony's hooves lash out savagely.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
west
Merchants Row
This street is part of the commercial district of Fal Dara. To the north lies
an inn called "The Peaceful Knight's Rest" and to the south lies a tavern full
of cheer. To the east lies the main road to the keep, and to the west lies a
small square that appears quite empty.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A draft horse is here.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Brondo narrates 'where is this at?'

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
east
The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A board hangs on a wall peppered with tales of glory, adventure and history.
Steg 'O'Licious {Lancer Applicant} is here, fighting my little pony.
My little pony is here, fighting Steg.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
My little pony hits Steg's body hard.

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
lead pony
It doesn't appear willing to be ridden now.

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
Steg smites my little pony's head extremely hard.
My little pony hits Steg's head very hard.

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
Skadi has arrived from the south, riding a dun mare.

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
k pony
You hack my little pony's body into bloody fragments!

q
* HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Steg: Wounded - my little pony: Healthy > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Steg: Wounded - my little pony: Healthy >
Steg narrates 'omg i fragged her twice to healthy'

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Steg: Wounded - my little pony: Healthy >
My little pony stamps one hoof to the ground.
My little pony calls lightning from the sky, striking Steg dead on.
You try to hack my little pony, but she deflects the blow.
My little pony's shimmering mane catches the sunlight and a glow surrounds her.
My little pony hits Steg's body hard.

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Steg: Wounded - my little pony: Healthy >
nar its still healthy
You narrate 'its still healthy'

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Steg: Wounded - my little pony: Healthy >
My little pony avoids being bashed by Steg who loses his balance and falls!

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Steg: Wounded - my little pony: Healthy >
You hack my little pony's body extremely hard.
My little pony hits Steg's body hard.

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Steg: Wounded - my little pony: Scratched >
You hack my little pony's body into bloody fragments!
My little pony hits Steg's body hard.
Steg panics, and attempts to flee!
Steg leaves west.

nar im so gonna mob
* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched > You narrate 'im so gonna mob'

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched >
nar run
f
You narrate 'run'

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - my little pony: Scratched > You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
Before the Keep
The main road through Fal Dara continues uphill to the north. Ahead of you is
the Keep of Fal Dara. It is an imposing stone structure that dominates the
skyline. Pennants bearing the black stag of Lord Agelmar wave in the crisp
breeze. Between you and the castle lies the moat and drawbridge.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
r
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
south
lead pony
north
The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A board hangs on a wall peppered with tales of glory, adventure and history.
Skadi {Apprentice to Ecthus} is standing here, riding a dun mare.
A brilliant blue pony with a shimmering mane stands here.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

north
* HP:Beaten MV:Full > My little pony has an indifferent look.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full > Before the Keep
The main road through Fal Dara continues uphill to the north. Ahead of you is
the Keep of Fal Dara. It is an imposing stone structure that dominates the
skyline. Pennants bearing the black stag of Lord Agelmar wave in the crisp
breeze. Between you and the castle lies the moat and drawbridge.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full > On the Drawbridge
The sound of your passing echoes hollowly from the wooden timbers of the
drawbridge. Beneath you lies the murky waters of the moat. With its gates
before you stands one of the greatest fortesses of the Borderlands, the Keep
of Fal Dara.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Steg narrates 'get outta fd'

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
nar i have an idea
You narrate 'i have an idea'

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
south
Before the Keep
The main road through Fal Dara continues uphill to the north. Ahead of you is
the Keep of Fal Dara. It is an imposing stone structure that dominates the
skyline. Pennants bearing the black stag of Lord Agelmar wave in the crisp
breeze. Between you and the castle lies the moat and drawbridge.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
south
lead pony
north
The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A board hangs on a wall peppered with tales of glory, adventure and history.
Skadi {Apprentice to Ecthus} is standing here, riding a dun mare.
A brilliant blue pony with a shimmering mane stands here.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

north
* HP:Beaten MV:Full > My little pony has an indifferent look.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full > Before the Keep
The main road through Fal Dara continues uphill to the north. Ahead of you is
the Keep of Fal Dara. It is an imposing stone structure that dominates the
skyline. Pennants bearing the black stag of Lord Agelmar wave in the crisp
breeze. Between you and the castle lies the moat and drawbridge.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full > The master of scouts bellows 'Incoming message!!'
On the Drawbridge
The sound of your passing echoes hollowly from the wooden timbers of the
drawbridge. Beneath you lies the murky waters of the moat. With its gates
before you stands one of the greatest fortesses of the Borderlands, the Keep
of Fal Dara.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
south
south
lead pony
Before the Keep
The main road through Fal Dara continues uphill to the north. Ahead of you is
the Keep of Fal Dara. It is an imposing stone structure that dominates the
skyline. Pennants bearing the black stag of Lord Agelmar wave in the crisp
breeze. Between you and the castle lies the moat and drawbridge.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
lead pony
The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A board hangs on a wall peppered with tales of glory, adventure and history.
Skadi {Apprentice to Ecthus} is standing here, riding a dun mare.
A brilliant blue pony with a shimmering mane stands here.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

lead pony
* HP:Beaten MV:Full > You start leading her.
My little pony starts following you.

north
* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
north
You're already leading it!

* HP:Beaten MV:Full > You're already leading it!

* HP:Beaten MV:Full > Before the Keep
The main road through Fal Dara continues uphill to the north. Ahead of you is
the Keep of Fal Dara. It is an imposing stone structure that dominates the
skyline. Pennants bearing the black stag of Lord Agelmar wave in the crisp
breeze. Between you and the castle lies the moat and drawbridge.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.
My little pony has arrived from the south.

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong > My little pony stops following you.
My little pony hits your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong - my little pony: Scratched >
north
The master of scouts bellows 'Thicc was spotted in The Yard Before theMonastery'
My little pony's hooves lash out savagely.
You are struck in the stomach by a powerful kick
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong - my little pony: Scratched >
f
You hack my little pony's left arm very hard.
My little pony stamps one hoof to the ground.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You panic and attempt to flee!
My little pony calls lightning from the sky to strike you, sizzling your insides!
Someone hits your body into bloody fragments!
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.


Then shortly after...
Annex of Agelmar's Chambers
A room as purpose-made as the rest of the fortress, with arrow slits
along the walls and a heavy bar for the thick iron door. A table and a
few chairs are the only furnishings except for two racks containing
weapons and armor. Even here in the heart of the keep weapons and armor
are ready to be donned at any moment.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
Atlan Ruhier is here, fighting my little pony.
Skadi {Apprentice to Ecthus} is standing here.
My little pony is here, fighting Atlan.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
Lord Agelmar, ruler of Fal Dara stands here.

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > You hack my little pony's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Atlan: Hurt - my little pony: Healthy >
f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Atlan: Hurt - my little pony: Healthy >
My little pony avoids being bashed by Atlan who loses his balance and falls!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Atlan: Hurt - my little pony: Healthy >
You try to hack my little pony, but she deflects the blow.
My little pony's shimmering mane catches the sunlight and a glow surrounds her.
An elite Shienaran guard joins your fight!
An elite Shienaran guard joins an elite Shienaran guard's fight!
An elite Shienaran guard joins an elite Shienaran guard's fight!
An elite Shienaran guard joins an elite Shienaran guard's fight!
Lord Agelmar joins an elite Shienaran guard's fight!
My little pony hits Atlan's left arm hard.
My little pony's hooves strike the ground spraying sparks into the air.
The air around your eyes seems to catch fire, blinding you!
The air around someone's eyes seems to catch fire, blinding him.
The air around someone's eyes seems to catch fire, blinding him.
The air around someone's eyes seems to catch fire, blinding him.
The air around someone's eyes seems to catch fire, blinding him.
The air around someone's eyes seems to catch fire, blinding him.


* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Atlan: Hurt - my little pony: Healthy >
r
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Atlan: Hurt - my little pony: Healthy >
f
You panic and attempt to flee!

nar LOL
Someone narrates 'sorry on.'
You flee head over heels.
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!
You narrate 'LOL'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'nice'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'Almost thought you said unlimited hugs'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
NAR LMFAO
You narrate 'LMFAO'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'It just..multiblinded'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'I didn't know you could do that'

nar it just insta blinded all of agelmar
* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard > You narrate 'it just insta blinded all of agelmar'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'With rainbows?'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
sc
You have 57(377) hit and 24(162) movement points.
You have scored 34032745 experience points and 639 quest points.
You need 2467255 exp to level and 361 qp to rank.
You have amassed 68 Turn points to date.
You have played 35 days and 16 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Dixon the Cavalryman [Shienaran Lancer 6] (Level 35).
You are standing.

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'they engaged now.'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
stat
You are a 177 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 8 inches, and you weigh 169.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.0 lbs and wearing 51.2 lbs, very light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:11 Wil:12 Dex:17 Con:18.
Offensive bonus: 76, Dodging bonus: 65, Parrying bonus: 66
Your mood is: Wimpy. You will flee below: 50 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Seanchan Empire
Your armor absorbs about 66% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- BLIND
- NO QUIT

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
scan n
* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'And sparkles'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'letting mob tank'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'Pink?'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'woah'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
nar i need a draught again
sc
You narrate 'i need a draught again'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard > You have 70(377) hit and 24(162) movement points.
You have scored 34032745 experience points and 639 quest points.
You need 2467255 exp to level and 361 qp to rank.
You have amassed 68 Turn points to date.
You have played 35 days and 16 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Dixon the Cavalryman [Shienaran Lancer 6] (Level 35).
You are standing.

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
where
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Someone narrates 'bashed'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
yell RALLY TO LORD AGELMAR !
You bellow 'RALLY TO LORD AGELMAR !'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Someone bellows 'Paying out for scalps of the shadow at Road Inside the City Walls.'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
YELL AGINOR HAS MADE A KILLER PONY
You bellow 'AGINOR HAS MADE A KILLER PONY'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
scan n
stat
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
r
You are a 177 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 8 inches, and you weigh 169.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.0 lbs and wearing 51.2 lbs, very light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:11 Wil:12 Dex:17 Con:18.
Offensive bonus: 76, Dodging bonus: 65, Parrying bonus: 66
Your mood is: Wimpy. You will flee below: 50 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Seanchan Empire
Your armor absorbs about 66% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- BLIND

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
l
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Someone narrates 'rip'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
ds
[draw sword]
You are already wielding a weapon!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
north
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Someone narrates 'that was terrifying'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Someone narrates 'it or someone?'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
say im blind and bleeding
Someone snickers softly.
You say 'im blind and bleeding'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
t
Someone says 'Never shall the honour of Shienar be besmirched by a colorful equine!' <-- Agelmar talking

Theid
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Re: My little pony gone wrong...

Post by Theid » Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:13 pm

That is hilariously awesome! Loved the multi-blind!

kyra
Posts: 45
Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:27 pm

Re: My little pony gone wrong...

Post by kyra » Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:13 pm

I want one!

Roryn
Posts: 158
Joined: Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:42 am

Re: My little pony gone wrong...

Post by Roryn » Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:33 pm

I miss that pony....

Barabbas
Posts: 49
Joined: Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:43 pm

Re: My little pony gone wrong...

Post by Barabbas » Tue Jul 11, 2017 6:10 pm

Clearly riding MLP is the easy part, it's getting off that is hard

Firimei Lang
Posts: 1265
Joined: Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:09 pm
Location: UK

Re: My little pony gone wrong...

Post by Firimei Lang » Tue Jul 11, 2017 6:46 pm

I wonder if he would be like that with the DS if ridden in battle..OMG

Sronz
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Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2017 12:09 pm

Re: My little pony gone wrong...

Post by Sronz » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:06 pm

LOL, and people think torms are OP...

Xylan
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Joined: Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:52 pm

Re: My little pony gone wrong...

Post by Xylan » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:07 am

lol, what the hell is going on these days? Lightning-casting, multi-blinding pony and a Trolloc named "Thicc"?

Draz
Posts: 616
Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:14 pm

Re: My little pony gone wrong...

Post by Draz » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:32 am

MLP has been around a long time - it's good to see back in the game!!

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