Funny quotes.

[rodurnon]

HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
Firimei chats 'ok how do i exit the valan luca before i enter:P'

*
* HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
Kush chats 'cant, trapped forever'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > narr he wants you for his freak show
Ok.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Firimei narrates 'You're so sweet'

[kendall]

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Otien says 'headin n!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Otien leaves south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nod
You nod in agreement.

[gothmog]

Zarth says 'rakkard need ig for backup?'
Rakkard says 'I wipe my ass with I&Gs'
Zarth says 'sounds painful'
Rakkard says 'it's actually really relaxing'

[guhadin]

Koresh says 'was gonna pee in beer can but think neighbour saw me last time'

[Trik]

Austin says 'are you bonded to Kitiara?'

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Ecthus says 'lol'

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Dixon narrates 'maybe'

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Austin says 'are we going to get to watch you die?'

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Astolfo has arrived from below.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Movement is visible below through the grated murderhole.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring > whe

A deadly assassin places a long, wicked-looking javelin of blackened oak in the back of Astolfo, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
Astolfo is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Astolfo's death cry.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Ecthus - High in the Fortress of Night
Verna - High in the Fortress of Night
Alykras - High in the Fortress of Night
Brocas - High in the Fortress of Night
Austin - High in the Fortress of Night
Kathala - High in the Fortress of Night
Ysabelle - High in the Fortress of Night
Syras - High in the Fortress of Night
Trik - High in the Fortress of Night

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Draz narrates 'go'

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Austin says 'oh there he is'

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring > sa lol.

Ecthus tries to blast a deadly assassin, but it deflects the blow.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring > You say 'lol.'

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
A deadly assassin jumps away out of reach.
Ecthus tries to blast a deadly assassin, but it deflects the blow.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
A deadly assassin barely pierces Ecthus's body.
Ecthus tries to blast a deadly assassin, but it deflects the blow.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring > k assassin

Ecthus says 'lol'

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring > Astolfo tells you 'lol'

[Hope]

Firimei says 'who is leading this shindig'
Kendall says 'hoe'
You say 'hahaha'
Kendall says 'my hoe'

[isabel]

First Rig went from RK to KK and back without engaging any of us, while we ran after his fleet-footed hooves unsuccessfuly.
Then Bender came out and I was on him 1w GK, but he waved and fled when Orino showed up with mob.
Then naked/low hp Wept came out and Bender came back, and somehow even though it was Maego/Orino/me/mob vs 2 of them (and mobs), I was bleeding allw GK in 15.5 seconds (in full abs from healthy).
Then - since I was determined not to die in under 3.14 mins of pk - I ran off to stedding.

Then this happened:

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > Near the Glade
The ruination of the forest is evident here in the yellowed sap that flows
like puss from gaping black wounds in the tree trunks. Contaminated
soil yields no greenery, the remaining ground cover has become mottled
with diseased flecks of black and red.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
Maego of Tarabon is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > rest
notice
look
x
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

look
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > Near the Glade
The ruination of the forest is evident here in the yellowed sap that flows
like puss from gaping black wounds in the tree trunks. Contaminated
soil yields no greenery, the remaining ground cover has become mottled
with diseased flecks of black and red.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
Maego of Tarabon is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > No-one by that name here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > Near the Glade
The ruination of the forest is evident here in the yellowed sap that flows
like puss from gaping black wounds in the tree trunks. Contaminated
soil yields no greenery, the remaining ground cover has become mottled
with diseased flecks of black and red.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
Maego of Tarabon is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > x
No-one by that name here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > say if you guys want to hit, can come after

*Wept* has arrived from the east, riding a shadow stallion.
*Bender* has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
*Bender* slices your left leg.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Bender: Battered > x
You say 'if you guys want to hit, can come after'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Bender: Battered > Maego says 'not sure where wept went - had fragg'
A ramshorned trolloc has a few scratches.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Bender: Battered >
*Wept* gives a ramshorned trolloc an order.
A ramshorned trolloc tries to slash Maego, but he parries successfully.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Bender: Battered > sta
f
east
Do you not consider fighting as standing?

notice
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh -
Bender: Battered > Maego narrates 'on'
[flee ]
You panic and attempt to
flee!

east
You flee head over heels.
The Blackened Glade
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
The Blackened Glade
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > You stop paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > The Blighted Woods
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Maego narrates 'flee'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > east <-- this is me determined not to die!
east
The Tortured Woods
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A crippled bear is here, drooling rabidly.

north
north
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Alas, you cannot go that way... <-- this is me forgetting spams after ALL this time

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > north
north
The rabid bear barely tickles your left leg with its hit.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

north
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - the rabid bear: Scratched > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - the rabid bear: Scratched > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - the rabid bear: Scratched > f
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - the rabid bear: Scratched > You hack the rabid bear's left leg into bloody
fragments!
The rabid bear tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - the rabid bear: Hurt > north
[flee ]
You panic and attempt to flee!

north
You flee head over heels.
The Blighted Woods
[ obvious exits: S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A crippled bear is here, drooling rabidly.
A black tree with bloated leaves sprouts from the ground, branches quivering.
A black tree with bloated leaves sprouts from the ground, branches quivering.
Alas, you cannot go that way...

north
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Alas, you cannot go that way...

west
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > north
north
Through the Blighted Woods
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > north
north
The Blighted Woods
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A black tree with bloated leaves sprouts from the ground, branches quivering.
A black tree with bloated leaves sprouts from the ground, branches quivering.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > The Blighted Woods
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > The Blighted Woods
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A web-like fungus with a black tubular body covers a nearby rock.
A web-like fungus with a black tubular body covers a nearby rock.
A web-like fungus with a black tubular body covers a nearby rock.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > The Blighted Woods
[ obvious exits: S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Green moss covers the area here, with grayish tendrils crawling over the floor.
Green moss covers the area here, with grayish tendrils crawling over the floor.
Green moss covers the area here, with grayish tendrils crawling over the floor.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > west
west
Deep Within the Grove
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
An astonishingly tall and broad man stands here, with large tufted ears.
An astonishingly tall and broad man stands here, with large tufted ears.
Warped, menacing trees shiver, boughs slowly enclosing around you.
Warped, menacing trees shiver, boughs slowly enclosing around you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Beneath the Gnarled Trees
[ obvious exits: N E ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > west

Maego narrates 'wept
still low'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > north
west
west
Under the Trees
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Warped, menacing trees shiver, boughs slowly enclosing around you.
Warped, menacing trees shiver, boughs slowly enclosing around you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > The Towering Trees
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Maego narrates 'he
basically naked'
Through the Thick
Underbrush
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A warhorse is here,
stamping his feet
impatiently, being ridden
by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > north
west
Alas, you cannot go that way...

north
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Maego narrates 'they
grouped'
Forgotten Trail
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A warhorse is here,
stamping his feet
impatiently, being ridden
by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > look
south
east
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > Forgotten Trail
Diseased roots spread like gnarled fingers across the ground as if in
attempt to conceal the dark trail. A tall thick post juts up from the
ground, a crooked sign remains attached by one nail to the post. The
stench of a vile bog wafts from the west.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > On the Forgotten Trail
[ obvious exits: N E ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
The lone wolf is slinking about in the shadows.
The lone wolf is slinking about in the shadows.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > On the Forgotten Trail
[ obvious exits: S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > west
On the Forgotten Trail
[ obvious exits: N E ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
The lone wolf is slinking about in the shadows.
The lone wolf is slinking about in the shadows.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > nar am with 2 wolves
You narrate 'am with 2 wolves'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > nar forg trail
You narrate 'forg trail'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
Orino has arrived from the east, riding a Domani razor.
A Swordbrother has arrived from the east.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > nar group here?
You narrate 'group here?'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
Maego has arrived from the east, riding a Domani razor.
Orino nods in agreement.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > fol orino
look
You are already following him.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > kill $target$
On the Forgotten Trail
Few weeds push up from beneath the blanket of brittle leaves and needles,
those that have are sickly and wilted. The trail continues to the north and
there is a curve in the path to the east.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
Maego of Tarabon is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
A Swordbrother guard stands dutifully awaiting orders.
Lord Orino re-woven, has Embraced Death is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
The lone wolf is slinking about in the shadows.
The lone wolf is slinking about in the shadows.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > sc
Maego slashes someone's body extremely hard.
They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > change mood brave
Orino beckons everyone to follow him.
You have 100(414) hit and 135(135) movement points.
You have scored 100980200 experience points and 195 quest points.
You need 2519800 exp to level and 205 qp to rank.
You have amassed 38 Turn points to date. <-- Don't look at my tps. DON'T!
You have played 19 days and 0 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Isabel the Defender [Shienaran Lancer 5] (Level 49).
You are standing.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > look
Mood changed to: Brave <-- NOT REALLY

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > On the Forgotten Trail
Few weeds push up from beneath the blanket of brittle leaves and needles,
those that have are sickly and wilted. The trail continues to the north and
there is a curve in the path to the east.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
Maego of Tarabon is here, fighting someone, riding a Domani razor.
A Swordbrother guard stands dutifully awaiting orders.
Lord Orino re-woven, has Embraced Death is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
The lone wolf is slinking about in the shadows.
The lone wolf is slinking about in the shadows.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
Maego slashes someone's body into bloody fragments!
Your blood freezes as you hear someone's death cry.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > say think we ok if we together
You say 'think we ok if we together' <--

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
Orino assumes an offensive striking posture.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
Maego says 'orino spam for wept?'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > say how many mobs they go?
Orino says 'i'll spam for wept'
You say 'how many mobs they go?'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
Orino says 'been'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
*Wept* has arrived from the east, riding a shadow stallion.
*Bender* has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
*Bender* tries to slice Maego, but he deflects the blow.

look
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
*Wept* gives a ramshorned trolloc an order.
A ramshorned trolloc tries to slash Maego, but he parries successfully.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > kill $target$

Orino says 'they have 1'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > On the Forgotten Trail
Few weeds push up from beneath the blanket of brittle leaves and needles,
those that have are sickly and wilted. The trail continues to the north and
there is a curve in the path to the east.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
The corpse of a rat is lying here.
A ramshorned trolloc is here, fighting Maego.
*Bender* is here, fighting Maego.
*Wept* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
*Wept* is surrounded by a shimmering white aura!
Maego of Tarabon is here, fighting Bender, riding a Domani razor.
A Swordbrother guard stands dutifully awaiting orders.
Lord Orino re-woven, has Embraced Death is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
The lone wolf is slinking about in the shadows.
The lone wolf is slinking about in the shadows.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > bash
A ramshorned trolloc tries to slash Maego, but he parries successfully.
A Swordbrother joins Maego's fight!
The lone wolf barely hits a ramshorned trolloc's body.
The lone wolf joins the lone wolf's fight!
Maego tries to slash *Bender*, but he deflects the blow.
*Bender* slices Maego's left arm hard.
Maego says '1 or 2'
You hack a ramshorned trolloc's left arm very hard.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Maego: Scratched - a ramshorned trolloc: Hurt >
Orino hacks *Wept*'s body very hard.
*Wept* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Maego: Scratched - a ramshorned trolloc: Hurt >
A Domani razor swishes the flies off its back with its tail.
*Wept* leaves north riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Maego: Scratched - a ramshorned trolloc: Hurt >
Maego panics, and attempts to flee!

-
Maego leaves north riding a Domani razor.

=+
Orino leaves north riding a Domani razor.

**+=
A ramshorned trolloc barely tickles your left hand with his slash.
*Bender* barely slices a Swordbrother's body.
The lone wolf tickles a ramshorned trolloc's body with his hit.
The lone wolf hits a ramshorned trolloc's body.
A Swordbrother tries to slice Bender, but he parries successfully.

- -=
*Bender* panics, and attempts to flee!
Your bash at a ramshorned trolloc sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Scratched > look

*Bender* leaves east.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Scratched >
Orino has arrived from the north, riding a Domani razor.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Scratched > On the Forgotten Trail
Few weeds push up from beneath the blanket of brittle leaves and needles,
those that have are sickly and wilted. The trail continues to the north and
there is a curve in the path to the east.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
The corpse of a rat is lying here.
Lord Orino re-woven, has Embraced Death is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
A ramshorned trolloc is sitting here
A Swordbrother guard stands dutifully awaiting orders.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
The lone wolf is here, fighting a ramshorned trolloc.
The lone wolf is here, fighting a ramshorned trolloc.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Scratched >
You hack a ramshorned trolloc's body into bloody fragments!
The lone wolf tickles a ramshorned trolloc's head with his hit.
The lone wolf hits a ramshorned trolloc's body.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Hurt >
*Bender* has arrived from the east.
Orino leaves north riding a Domani razor.
A Swordbrother leaves north.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Hurt >
*Bender* slices your left hand. <-- This is me wondering why I keep taking damage

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Hurt >
Maego has arrived from the north, riding a Domani razor.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Hurt >
Maego tries to slash *Bender*, but he parries successfully.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Hurt > bash b ender

Maego tries to slash *Bender*, but he parries successfully.
*Bender* slices your head.
You hack a ramshorned trolloc's body into bloody fragments!
The lone wolf tries to hit a ramshorned trolloc, but he parries successfully.
The lone wolf barely hits a ramshorned trolloc's body.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Wounded > Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Wounded >
Orino has arrived from the north, riding a Domani razor.
A Swordbrother has arrived from the north.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Wounded > look
kill $target$
bash
On the Forgotten Trail
Few weeds push up from beneath the blanket of brittle leaves and needles,
those that have are sickly and wilted. The trail continues to the north and
there is a curve in the path to the east.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
The corpse of a rat is lying here.
A Swordbrother guard stands dutifully awaiting orders.
Lord Orino re-woven, has Embraced Death is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
Maego of Tarabon is here, fighting Bender, riding a Domani razor.
*Bender* is here, fighting YOU!
A ramshorned trolloc is here, fighting YOU!
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
The lone wolf is here, fighting a ramshorned trolloc.
The lone wolf is here, fighting a ramshorned trolloc.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Wounded > A ramshorned trolloc tickles your body with
his slash.
You hack a ramshorned trolloc's body into bloody fragments!
The lone wolf hits a ramshorned trolloc's left leg.
The lone wolf barely tickles a ramshorned trolloc's body with his hit.
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Wounded >
*Bender* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! <-- Here I decide I will stop taking damage

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Wounded >
A Swordbrother joins Maego's fight!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Wounded >
Maego sends *Bender* sprawling with a powerful bash! <-- Though maybe that was the wrong decision

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Wounded > change mood wimpy
f
west

Orino hacks *Bender*'s body very hard.

south
kill $target$
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Wounded > bash

Orino hacks *Bender*'s left hand very hard.
A Swordbrother slices Bender's head.
Maego slashes *Bender*'s left leg hard.
A ramshorned trolloc tickles your body with his slash.
The lone wolf tickles a ramshorned trolloc's left leg with his hit.
The lone wolf barely hits a ramshorned trolloc's body.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Battered >
*Wept* has arrived from the north, riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Battered >
*Wept* tries to hit a
Swordbrother, but he
deflects the blow.
Maego narrates 'nice'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned
trolloc: Battered >
Orino panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Battered >
Orino leaves east riding a Domani razor.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Battered >
Orino has arrived from the east, riding a Domani razor.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Battered >
Orino hacks *Wept*'s body extremely hard.
*Wept* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Battered >
*Wept* leaves east riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Battered >
A Swordbrother slices Bender's left leg.
Maego slashes *Bender*'s left arm hard.
*Bender* slices your left arm hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A ramshorned trolloc slashes your left arm.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! <-- Grumble

The lone wolf tries to hit a ramshorned trolloc, but he deflects the blow.
The lone wolf hits a ramshorned trolloc's body.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Battered > Cancelled.
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Battered > *Wept* has arrived from the east, riding a shadow stallion.
[flee ]
You panic and attempt to flee!

*Wept* leaves north riding a shadow stallion.
You flee head over heels.
Forgotten Trail
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Wept* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
*Wept* is surrounded by a shimmering white aura!
Edge of the Bog <--- Crap am I in that channie zone now???
[ obvious exits: N E ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
The smell of death fades as you move further...

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > north
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full >
*Wept* has arrived from the east, riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > west
A Thick Muddy Blighted Mire
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A brittle chunk of yellow crystal has formed here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Alas, you cannot go that way... <-- I will misspam like a noob but I WONT die

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > south

*Wept* has arrived from the south, riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > east

*Wept* tickles your body with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Wept: Critical > south
south
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Wept: Critical > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Wept: Critical > f
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Wept: Critical > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Wept: Critical > [flee ]
You panic and attempt to flee! <-- Run away, run away

east

You flee head over heels.
Entering a Blighted Mire
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > south

*Wept* has arrived from the south, riding a shadow stallion.

south
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full >
*Wept* hits your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Wept: Critical > east
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Wept: Critical > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Wept: Critical > f
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Wept: Critical > east
[flee ]
You panic and attempt to flee!

You flee head over heels.
Northern End of a Blighted Mire
[ obvious exits: S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A determined soldier patrols the border.
Alas, you cannot go that way...

south
* R HP:Critical MV:Full > east
Entering a Blighted Mire
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Wept* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
*Wept* is surrounded by a shimmering white aura!

north
* R HP:Critical MV:Full > *Wept* tickles your body with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Wept: Critical > f
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Wept: Critical > [flee ]
You panic and attempt to flee!


You hack *Wept*'s right arm very hard.
*Wept* panics, and attempts to flee!
You flee head over heels.
A Thick Muddy Blighted Mire
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A brittle chunk of yellow crystal has formed here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

kill $target$
* R HP:Critical MV:Full > bash <-- This is when I decide I should wo/man up and die fighting
They aren't here.

BUT WE ARE PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN NOW

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > Bash who?

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > kill $target$
bash
They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > Bash who?

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > kill $target$
bash

*Wept* has arrived from the north, riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full >
*Wept* tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Wept: Critical > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Wept: Critical > You hack *Wept*'s body hard.
*Wept* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
*Wept* lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
*Wept* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Wept*'s death cry.
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
Bash who?

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > <-- And then I tic beat
Maego narrates 'isabel
ok?'

I wept a little.

[Rig]

I would like you to know that I do not have hooves. Shame on you for trying to slander a poor wolfish trolloc and shame him into thinking he's boarish or ramshorned.

[Decrepit]

Wilthush scythes Korvak's right arm.
Equitant slashes Korvak's body.
Melayna says 'hrm someone should rescue equitant '

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - a rough-looking henchman: Hurt >

Korvak gesticulates strangely.
Rig pierces a rough-looking henchman's right arm very hard.
Llorenz barely blasts Korvak's right arm.
Melayna strikes Korvak's body.
Wilthush barely scythes Korvak's body.
A rough-looking henchman barely slashes Wilthush's body.
A rough-looking henchman slashes Rig's body.
A rough-looking henchman tickles your body with its slash.
A rough-looking henchman barely tickles Llorenz's right foot with its slash.
Equitant barely slashes Korvak's left foot.

b
bash
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - a rough-looking henchman: Hurt >

Equitant hisses 'I am concerned for my safety'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - a rough-looking henchman: Hurt >
Penetrator narrates 'aha!'

Korvak gesticulates strangely.
A rough-looking henchman gesticulates strangely.
Korvak gesticulates strangely.
Equitant is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Equitant's death cry.
Rig pierces a rough-looking henchman's body into bloody fragments!
Wilthush tickles Korvak's body with his scythe.
Rig pierces a rough-looking henchman's body extremely hard.
Llorenz barely blasts Korvak's right leg.
Wilthush barely scythes Korvak's body.
A rough-looking henchman tickles Wilthush's right arm with its slash.
A rough-looking henchman barely slashes Rig's left leg.
A rough-looking henchman slashes your left leg.
A rough-looking henchman barely slashes Llorenz's body.

Rig narrates 'lol'

Korvak gesticulates strangely.

Llorenz groans loudly.

Rig gets a raw side of meat from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a package of iron rations from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a package of iron rations from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a package of iron rations from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a wealth of gold crowns from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets three copper pennys from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a skin of human flesh from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes from the corpse of
Equitant.
Rig gets a pair of thick, gold-plated greaves from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a belt with a buckle of cuendillar from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a heron marked longsword from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a silver etched shield from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a silver Kandori wristcuff from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a silver Kandori wristcuff from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a pair of polished, gold-plated vambraces from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a backpack from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets an inky black cloak from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a shirt of overlapping black scales from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a shimmering pendant of obsidian from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a shimmering pendant of obsidian from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a strange, insectoid helm from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a gold ring from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets a gold ring from the corpse of Equitant.
Rig gets an oilstone from the corpse of Equitant.

Melayna narrates 'lol'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - a rough-looking henchman: Hurt > A rough-looking henchman
gesticulates strangely.
Ouch!
Korvak gesticulates strangely.
Korvak gesticulates strangely.
A rough-looking henchman gesticulates strangely.

You narrate 'baaahahahaha'

[aish]

* HP:Battered SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.


New characters should LOOK NAMES, HELP RULES, LOOK NOTICE and LOOK INTRO.

To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.

[ obvious exits: N D ]
A wooden practice shield has been dropped here.
A simple staff, well made for combat, lies here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Alric the Overseer is standing here.
Lord Coraen the Gaidin Master is resting here.
Vaako Somnium {Apprentice to Shoin Gaidin} is sitting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Battered SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say is shoin training you well vaako?

Alric has left the game.

* HP:Battered SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You say 'is shoin training you well vaako?'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Coraen says 'they're just words to me'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say i hear he is a hard taskmaster
You say 'i hear he is a hard taskmaster'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say and also gay
You say 'and also gay'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > nudge vaako
You nudge him with your elbow.

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako says 'He's doing fine'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako says 'I didnt know he liked men :p'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say I think he does
You say 'I think he does'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say He doesn't respond to anything i say
You say 'He doesn't respond to anything i say'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say obviously he must be gay
You say 'obviously he must be gay'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > nod aish
You nod to yourself. Very reassuring.

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako says 'Aslong as he behaves when I'm around'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako grins evilly.

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say has he ever tried to suggest any 'special' training?
You say 'has he ever tried to suggest any 'special' training?'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako swallows.

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say i thought so
You say 'i thought so'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako says 'No? Not yet '

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako grins evilly.
Coraen stares at the sky.

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say Well i know he can be persuasive
You say 'Well i know he can be persuasive'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako says 'firetruck that came out so wrong'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say And he has a handsome face
You say 'And he has a handsome face'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako says 'wtf am I doign this dung so early'

cackle
* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You cackle gleefully.

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Coraen says 'I' laughing so hard'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say I just got that
You say 'I just got that'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say hahahhahaa
You say 'hahahhahaa'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say Iddn't get it
You say 'Iddn't get it'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say until you said
You say 'until you said'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say sorry vaako
You say 'sorry vaako'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako says 'Sheeesh '

say i have to post this
* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You say 'i have to post this'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > say it's too funny
You say 'it's too funny'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vaako says 'Knock yourself out :p'