Funny quotes.

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Razhak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Razhak » Tue Jan 24, 2017 3:49 pm

Date: Sat Feb 28 15:14:34 2015
To: Argayle
From: Elijah

Hello Argyle,
Bring me the scalps of the Whitebridge Fade and the Lugard Fade, or mail me a log of you giving them to Macroth or the Wood Carving man, Beosyl.
Shouldn't be too difficult. And in the future be careful what mobs you stab when people are around...
*grins*

Elijah

Sigh...

I thought I had left this confusing of character names behind me in somewhere.... 2003... ish?

Mikhan
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Mikhan » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:03 pm

Tran bellows 'I want to respect you Mikhan, but when you pull cheap dung like hitting 1 LSer when he's already lossing against 2 DSers, that's cheap.'

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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Guest » Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:57 pm

Naberius narrates 'Argon was spotted Dark Forest. - RM'

Devourer narrates 'he will probably fall on his own axe'

Naberius narrates 'not seein ghim'

Devourer narrates 'we scalp him when we get back'

DeVourer
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DeVourer

Post by DeVourer » Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:59 pm

Strong

Naberius
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Naberius » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:23 pm

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'i didn't get one!
You say 'i didn't get one!'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > save
Saving Naberius.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A blacksmith locks down the merchandise in his shop and closes up.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Puny leaves south.

Decrepit gives you the severed head of Adael the Human slain in the Blasted Lands.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are thirsty.
Timer now at 83 secs.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > snicker
You snicker softly.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > give head Decrepit
You don't seem to have a head.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'i wasn't in it
l
You say 'i wasn't in it'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > i
The Blacksmith's Workshop
In the center of the room there is a large anvil which was obviously used
by the blacksmith who worked here to pound at iron and form various
types of iron works. In the northern wall lies the pit where the metal
was fired to get it white hot. Against the west wall there are the remnants
of a shelf that was once used to hold the blacksmiths various tools. In the
righthand corner of the roof there is a large hole that allows the sun to
shine in and light the entire place. An exit lies to the south which
goes back into the courtyard.
[ obvious exits: S U ]
Decrepit the Rabid Hunter is resting here mending a weapon.
Eviscerator the Myrddraal is standing here.
A fade emerges from the shadows as you pass by.
A fade emerges from the shadows as you pass by.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A tall barrel-chested blacksmith stands here staring absently into space.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You are carrying:
Nothing.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > examine pack
It is a backpack.
When you look inside, you see:
backpack (used) :
a skin of human flesh
an oilstone
[4] a brightly-colored sash
[7] a package of iron rations

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > save
Saving Naberius.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > steal head Decrepit
-=+**
Got it!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'but thanks
You say 'but thanks'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are thirsty.
Timer now at 83 secs.
Decrepit grins evilly.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Decrepit says 'hey!'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Decrepit throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A blacksmith hustles about the room, getting ready for new business.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Decrepit says 'hahahaha'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Decrepit says 'touche, sir'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'yeah
You say 'yeah'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'i thought so
You say 'i thought so'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > laugh
laugh
laugh
You fall down laughing.
Decrepit says 'gimme!'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You fall down laughing.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You fall down laughing.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > give head Decrepit
You give the severed head of Adael the Human slain in the Blasted Lands to Decrepit.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
The Blacksmith's Workshop
In the center of the room there is a large anvil which was obviously used
by the blacksmith who worked here to pound at iron and form various
types of iron works. In the northern wall lies the pit where the metal
was fired to get it white hot. Against the west wall there are the remnants
of a shelf that was once used to hold the blacksmiths various tools. In the
righthand corner of the roof there is a large hole that allows the sun to
shine in and light the entire place. An exit lies to the south which
goes back into the courtyard.
[ obvious exits: S U ]
Decrepit the Rabid Hunter is resting here mending a weapon.
Eviscerator the Myrddraal is standing here.
A fade emerges from the shadows as you pass by.
A fade emerges from the shadows as you pass by.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A tall barrel-chested blacksmith stands here staring absently into space.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > snicker
You snicker softly.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Decrepit throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'so funny :)
You say 'so funny :)'

Morris
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Morris » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:44 pm

[quote="Naberius"]* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'i didn't get one!
You say 'i didn't get one!'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > save
Saving Naberius.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A blacksmith locks down the merchandise in his shop and closes up.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Puny leaves south.

Decrepit gives you the severed head of Adael the Human slain in the Blasted Lands.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are thirsty.
Timer now at 83 secs.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > snicker
You snicker softly.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > give head Decrepit
You don't seem to have a head.

Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Rig » Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:55 am

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > You reply to Fiddler 'show me the great canadian dream'
Fiddler tells you 'We build igloos'
You reply to Fiddler 'lol igloos'
Fiddler tells you 'and ride armoured polar bears'

Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Rig » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:11 pm

Zangief narrates 'elokar wont pk vs poison i guess'


Anyone ever heard of a firetrucking cup of thick syrup???? If only there was some way to easily acquire a large quantity of them!

Elokar
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Elokar » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:30 pm

Lol. I yelled about instapoison while sitting commy with Bofin vs Zangief, Sazi, Merkin, Decrepit, Dimmu, and Naberius, who wouldn't hit us for 6-8 tics. I went in because you wouldn't hit us, not because Sazi used a gleamer.

Elokar
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Elokar » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:36 pm

You say 'well this is silly'
Bofin says 'ds got 7, ls had none. Ls got 7, ds had none. Ds got 7, ls has none!'
Bofin says 'best'
You bellow 'well, at least instapoison is gone.'
You bellow 'You guys going back to smobbing or something?'
Zangief bellows 'yeah about to'
You bellow 'So, no pk?'
Zangief bellows 'shrug heard there was 8 blight'
Zangief bellows 'im sure there isn tnow'
Zangief bellows 'but fd is like pandoras box'
Bofin says 'lol'
You bellow 'nope, half went afk'
You bellow 'and same thing happens blacksmith'
Bofin bellows 'lol'ed at pandoras box'
Zangief bellows 'yeah until they look in the window and find us dusty then come back from afk :P'
You bellow 'then you retreat and go to mobs.'
You bellow 'hooray pk!'
Zangief bellows 'just thankful theres pukes atm'
Zangief bellows 'been a dry spell since last night'

Then nothing happened, so we went in.

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