An over zealous trash collector

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Stennor
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An over zealous trash collector

Post by Stennor » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:47 am

Clearly these guys don't get paid enough.
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* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > put blade handle
Ok.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You drop a smooth wooden pole.
You grab the handle and slide the blade onto it.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You hammer a wedge between the top end of the blade and the handle.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A dull hammering sound rings in the smithy.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You put the axe in the barrel to let the wedge drive the blade onto the handle.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You get an axe from a barrel and prop it up against the wall.
A strong smith says 'You can drop a letter of rights on that stool there, and I will give you the weapon.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > drop letter
You don't seem to have a letter.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > drop slim
You drop a slim roll of paper.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A strong smith says 'Excellent job, Stennor. Well done!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A strong smith points to the wall and says 'There it is.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A poor trash collector gets a blood-splattered double axe with a long black haft.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > g axe
You don't see an axe here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A poor trash collector wields a blood-splattered double axe with a long black haft in a two-handed grip.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l collector
Judging from the quality of his clothes, this man may have once been a
moderatly well off citizen, but has fallen upon hard times. Dust lightly
covers his clothes, and, eyes upon the ground, he wanders in search of lost
belongings.

A poor trash collector is in excellent condition.

a poor trash collector is using:
<wielded two-handed> a blood-splattered double axe with a long black haft

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say oh wth
You say 'oh wth'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A strong smith locks down the merchandise in his shop and closes up.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say give me the axe
You say 'give me the axe'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A gambler has arrived from the west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A poor trash collector leaves west.


And off he went! He could've at least given an excuse like "the streets around here are rough - I gotta protect myself." I would've let that slide.

Mhaliah
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Re: An over zealous trash collector

Post by Mhaliah » Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:10 am

Priceless!

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