Funny quotes.

[aayan]

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Rolling Hills
Just a little ways from the road the hills start their endless roll to the
west and south. At the top of the hill one can see in the distance to the
south some thick tree lines and to the north the winding Far Madding Road.
The road is accessible to both the north and the east. To the south is a
small group of trees atop one of the hills.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
Zone: Glancor
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A brazen young hare thumps his powerful hind legs nearby.
A wild goose struts and flaps its wings, angrily honking at your intrusion.

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dh
[dia horse]
A gray palfrey is in excellent condition.
A gray palfrey is weary.

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is
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

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trop goose
** TROPHY **
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1, a wild goose

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A wild goose LEAVES north. ^^

[Roberto]

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Center of the Courtyard
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
North: A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
West: A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A gray haired weaponsmaster stands nearby.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.

You were rented for 0.28 days. Since you went linkless and/or idled out, you are charged double.
Your last allowance of per day covers all charges.
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eq
You are using:
Nothing.
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who
Players
There is(are): unknown player(s) on LS and unknown player(s) on DS as of 2026-01-12T01:29:01Z
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Roberto al"Farath of Malkier
Tazenia Nerenhald
Draimin Clai [Illian Companion] WANTED(1)
Aayan Soradrin, Slightly Above Average at Almost Everything [Kandori Merchants' Guild]

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change tital al'Farath of Malkier
Fields: autoscan, description, email, passphrase, posture, mood, spam, title, wimpy.
save
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Saving Roberto.
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Center of the Courtyard
Across the courtyard before you stands the true Keep of Fal Dara. This is the
residence of Lord Agelmar, whose family has ruled this city for generations.
The courtyard stretches off to the sides. The Keep's stables are off to the
west, and the guard barracks oversee the courtyard from the eastern end.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
North: A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A gray haired weaponsmaster stands nearby.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.
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A soldier says 'you're naked, m'lord'

say That I am. That I am.
.'
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A soldier says 'think of the kids, and t he women, they shouldn't be seein you like that'

say A blade pointed towards the dark one should always be respected no matter the size soldier.
You say 'A blade pointed towards the dark one should always be respected no matter the size soldier.

Aayan chats 'I smell something... off...'
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emote stretches in confidence even through the freezing cold and immense hangover.
You emote: Roberto stretches in confidence even through the freezing cold and immense hangover.

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A soldier leaves south. vv

[aayan]

Solid contribution!

The post.. not your.. dinkus that's flappin about.

[Nylen]

Did a TAR hit, got Mayene, and nobody had great search, except apparently me!

Thought this was funny:
Giuseppe says 'I was going to mke fun of the smobbing gleeman earlier'
Giuseppe says 'then hes the firetruck that saved the entire adventure'