Funny quotes.

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isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Wed Aug 04, 2021 4:53 am

PK going on in Andor, Mazik and I are on a coin/vial run and we take ways to seandar:


* HP:Battered MV:Fresh > te we got to leave here soon
[tell mazik]
You tell Mazik 'we got to leave here soon'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh > te ds will see our tracks waygate
sta
[tell mazik]
You tell Mazik 'ds will see our tracks waygate'

.......low from brigs

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Mazik says 'no isabel'

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
A bison barely tickles Mazik's body with his hit.
Mazik pierces a bison's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > fol self

A bison barely tickles Mazik's body with his hit.
Mazik pierces a bison's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
A bison is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear a bison's death cry.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > You stop following Mazik.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > beckon
vin
You beckon everyone to follow you.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > inv
You are carrying:
Nothing.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Mazik says 'I dont wanna die to machinshin'

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Mazik leans over and carves a large slab of meat from the corpse of a bison.
Mazik gets a large slab of meat from the corpse of a bison.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Mazik eats a large slab of meat.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Mazik stops riding a warhorse.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Mazik starts leading a warhorse.
A warhorse now follows Mazik.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Mazik starts following you.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > beckon
You beckon everyone to follow you.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > gr mazik
Mazik is now a member of your group.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > te better machin than fiddler
[tell mazik]
You tell Mazik 'better machin than fiddler'

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > dia mazik
Mazik looks pretty hurt.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > look
where
An Odd Tree
There is an odd tree here bearing a sort of fruit. The tree is extremely
tall, and looks like it would offer an excellent view of the surrounding
lands. There is a very thick forest to the north, while this flat tundra
stretches out of sight to the south, east and west. A blue and purple
mountain touches the sky on the distant southeastern horizon.
[ obvious exits: S W U ]
The corpse of a bison is lying here.
A faded tapestry of vines and leaves entwine around a slab of pale stone.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Mazik of Illian is standing here.
A young and strong buck is here, munching some grass.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Isabel - An Odd Tree
Mazik - An Odd Tree

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Mazik says 'idk'

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > te rest a couple
rest
[tell mazik]
You tell Mazik 'rest a couple'

draw dagger
* HP:Battered MV:Strong > You sit down and rest your tired bones.
You swing a curved clear dagger smoothly, Folding the Fan.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > notice
look
where
You try to quietly draw a curved clear dagger from a gator skin bracer.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > An Odd Tree
There is an odd tree here bearing a sort of fruit. The tree is extremely
tall, and looks like it would offer an excellent view of the surrounding
lands. There is a very thick forest to the north, while this flat tundra
stretches out of sight to the south, east and west. A blue and purple
mountain touches the sky on the distant southeastern horizon.
[ obvious exits: S W U ]
The corpse of a bison is lying here.
A faded tapestry of vines and leaves entwine around a slab of pale stone.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Mazik of Illian is standing here.
A young and strong buck is here, munching some grass.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Isabel - An Odd Tree
Mazik - An Odd Tree

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Mazik sits down and rests.
Mazik sheathes a blackened steel kris into a dark, hooded cloak.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Suddenly, a way down appears to open.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
A shadow stallion has arrived from below.
*Pyrda* has arrived from below.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Fiddler* slashes your body.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Fiddler: Wounded >
The winds scream reaching and tearing at his flesh as he escapes the Ways.
You try to pierce *Fiddler*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Fiddler: Wounded >
Mazik stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Fiddler: Wounded >
Mazik panics, and attempts to flee!
Mazik leaves west.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Fiddler: Wounded >
*Pyrda* scythes your body.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Fiddler: Wounded > cackle
f
You cackle gleefully.

(Note: We both got super crit but didn't die..I randi-fled and Mazik knowledgeably-fled into seandar and then damane etc chased Fiddler )

Harun
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Harun » Fri Aug 06, 2021 6:53 pm

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Harun - The Twist in the Dark Road
Castien - The Twist in the Dark Road
Oli - The Twist in the Dark Road
Rhys - The Twist in the Dark Road
Fermin - The Twist in the Dark Road
Rhys says 'to Cairhien?!'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Castien puts a cup of thready brown tea in a small purse.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Oli nods in agreement.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Ferminsabetch narrates 'fermin is a well-dressed person of quality and a stupid chortlesnorfling player. '
Fermin says 'lets finish cairhien then split?'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
nod rhys

Castien says 'i'm going to rent'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You nod at him.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Rhys found a two-handed binnol.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Fermin narrates 'lol'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
nar nice
You narrate 'nice'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Rhys says 'lol'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Rhys narrates 'haha'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Tolza narrates 'Woah'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Gohon narrates 'facts!'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Castien narrates 'haha'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
q
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Harun - The Twist in the Dark Road
Castien - The Twist in the Dark Road
Oli - The Twist in the Dark Road
Rhys - The Twist in the Dark Road
Fermin - The Twist in the Dark Road

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
who
Players
-------
Gohon the Recruit [Shienaran Lancer]
Ferminsabetch of Two Rivers
3 Ahri the Uiwa'damane [Damane to a Der'sul'dam]
Jurek of Altara
Kaizunshi Elamari the Morat'raken [Morat'raken Council]
Peggy {damane in training}
Tahara {Damane in Training}
Hajime of Illian
Zoya of Murandy
Reyne of Murandy
Fermin of Two Rivers
Ezuri ponders weather
Raenon of Two Rivers
Harun of Tel'aran'rhiod
Tolza Al'Tooz |Brown Ajah Apprentice| the Tower Accepted [White Tower]
Zirex of the Borderlands
Magius the Street Guard [Wall Guard]
Arston the Heron-Master.
3 Castien Shahar
Xaviar of Illian (Idle)

* Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *>
Oli the Sun Guard [Rising Sun]
Lord Rhys the Blood of Manetheren [Red Eagle Blademaster, Village Council]

22 players displayed.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Peggy narrates 'Not cool'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
nar how do we pin narrates to the mud?
You narrate 'how do we pin narrates to the mud?'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Ferminsabetch narrates 'firetruck you '

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Fermin narrates 'if you want an arguement you gotta try something else!'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Gohon narrates 'speaks like me but im not multiplaying and i like fermin '

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
nar lol
You narrate 'lol'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Castien narrates 'i was hoping for a hate castien player :('

isabel
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Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2016 5:19 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Sun Aug 15, 2021 1:30 pm

at south trees

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded >
*Codpiece* has arrived from the north.

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded > You try to blast *Codpiece*, but he parries
successfully.

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - Codpiece: Beaten > be <--- Been missing a ton of bashes and I need to land these!!
bash
[change mood berserk]
Mood changed to: Berserk

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - Codpiece: Beaten > *Codpiece* panics, and attempts to flee!

-
A black messenger pigeon flutters its wings.
A black messenger pigeon leaves north.

=+*
*Codpiece* barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The ancient tree tries to hit Codpiece, but he deflects the blow.
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
*Codpiece* leaves west.

*+=- -=
They're not here anymore!

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded > q <--- my bash name alias, might jsut miss and get stabbed but maybe it'll land and he will get low low TIME TO ROLL THE DICE AND SEE
-=+**+=- -=
Your bash at the ancient tree sends it sprawling! <--- Ah right, last time I played properly was xping Isabel :p

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Scratched >
*Codpiece* has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Scratched >
*Codpiece* pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Scratched > change mood wimpy

*Codpiece* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Scratched > f

You blast the ancient tree's roots into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree tries to hit Codpiece, but he dodges the attack.

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Hurt > You chose to go berserk, now
live or die with it!

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Hurt > Berserk! Death! Death! Fight
to the death!

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Hurt > snicker
You snicker softly.
*Codpiece* leaves west.

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Hurt >
You blast the ancient tree's crown into bloody fragments!
*Codpiece* has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Wounded >
*Codpiece* pierces your right leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Wounded >
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Wounded >
The ancient tree barely tickles your body with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Codpiece* barely pierces your left leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The ancient tree barely tickles your body with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You blast the ancient tree's roots into bloody fragments!
*Codpiece* pierces your left arm.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Wounded > bash dark
-=+*
The ancient tree barely tickles your body with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Codpiece* barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The ancient tree barely tickles your left leg with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


*+=- -=
Your bash at *Codpiece* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Wounded >
The ancient tree barely tickles your body with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The ancient tree barely tickles your left leg with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You blast the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Battered >
The ancient tree barely tickles your body with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The ancient tree tickles your right arm with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You blast the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Battered > bash dark
-
The ancient tree barely tickles your body with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Codpiece* pierces your left arm.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


=+**+=- -=
Your bash at *Codpiece* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Battered >
The ancient tree barely tickles your right leg with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The ancient tree tickles your right foot with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You blast the ancient tree's branch into bloody fragments!

* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - the ancient tree: Beaten >
Someone barely tickles your body with its hit.
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]

codpiece
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by codpiece » Sun Aug 15, 2021 1:42 pm

Yeah, was wondering. Seemed a bit daft. :P

Faendar
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Faendar » Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:18 pm

Isabel killed me after a fun fight which involved me getting away once with 3 hps - I ended up dying hagg and when I went to my corpse I found this:

Path to Tarwin's Gap
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Tarwin's Gap
A small thin vial has been left here.
The corpse of Faendar is lying here.

I laughed.

On an unrelated note, I'm pretty sure based on the number of times I hit her crit that Isabel has some kind of god-mode hacks. *nod self*

isabel
Posts: 1432
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Mon Aug 23, 2021 5:54 am

You were rented for 0.02 days.
You were charged 1 gold crown and 8 coppers per day over and above your last allowance of 15
gold crowns and 12 coppers per day.
Your total rent charges add up to 1 copper.
Your rent credit of 2042 gold crowns and 11 coppers covers it all.

SPECIAL FEATURE! Today's XP multiplier is 3. Enjoy!

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Castien narrates 'rip'


...

Welcome to the Wheel of Time! Type 'help' for information.
Don't forget to read the forums at http://forums.wotmud.info !


Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

SPECIAL FEATURE! Today's XP multiplier is 3. Enjoy!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Draz narrates 'spam'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Draz narrates 'spam'

....


Welcome to the Wheel of Time! Type 'help' for information.
Don't forget to read the forums at http://forums.wotmud.info !


Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

You were rented for 0.02 days. Since you went linkless and/or idled out, you are
charged double.
Your last allowance of per day covers all charges.

SPECIAL FEATURE! Today's XP multiplier is 3. Enjoy!

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Sarras narrates 'It involves handcuffs, though'

Zarth
Posts: 302
Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:04 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Zarth » Thu Sep 09, 2021 12:41 pm

Erulak narrates 'i'm going no chann you should be ok ram'

o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Erulak narrates 'they're not inside camp'

o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Ramavan arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.

erulak
Posts: 83
Joined: Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:11 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by erulak » Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:01 pm

Fermin with the comedic timing on stabs. :o

Trang
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Trang » Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:34 pm

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Carnage: Critical >
You strike *Carnage*'s right leg hard.
*Carnage* is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
A boarish trolloc tries to cleave you, but you parry successfully.
A boarish trolloc joins a boarish trolloc's fight!
A boarish trolloc joins a boarish trolloc's fight!
A wicked myrddraal joins a boarish trolloc's fight!
A wicked myrddraal joins a wicked myrddraal's fight!
You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Carnage: Critical >
You narrate 'rip'

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Carnage: Critical >


A wicked myrddraal barely slashes your body.
A wicked myrddraal slashes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You panic and attempt to flee!
A boarish trolloc tries to cleave you, but you parry successfully.
A boarish trolloc tries to cleave you, but you deflect the blow.
A boarish trolloc cleaves your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
Tic length updated to: 63.759 seconds.
A mirrored lantern has gone out! Starting tic timer.
*someone* lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
Your blood freezes as you hear *someone*'s death cry.

Lisennet
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Lisennet » Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:52 pm

Had just died to Dougan after chasing a crit *Carnage*

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Haggard >
e
e
g
get all corpse
n
Southern End of the Peak
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
Zone: Southern Black Hills
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Haggard >
Eastern Slope of the Mountains
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
Zone: Southern Black Hills
The corpse of Lisennet is lying here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
Penzei Perets, Tower Accepted, Yellow Ajah Apprentice is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Haggard >
You get a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a set of riveted chainmail leggings from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a belt with a buckle of cuendillar from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a dark blue tasseled spear from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a sungwood bracelet from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a sungwood bracelet from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a pair of riveted chainmail sleeves from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a backpack from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a dress with colored bands at the hem from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a tunic of finely-crafted chain from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a rimmed round helmet from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a gold ring delicately carved with ivy from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a great serpent ring from the corpse of Lisennet.
You get a lantern from the corpse of Lisennet.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Haggard > Eastern Slope of the Mountains
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Southern Black Hills
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A short, shifty-eyed man eyes you calmly.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Haggard >
wear all
w

Dougan Revarnan slashes your left leg extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You panic and attempt to flee!
Dougan Revarnan giggles slightly as his hands unleash flame.
Your screams die away as streaks of Fire from Dougan Revarnan devour your flesh.
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
Zone: Circles of Light/Darkness/Ravens
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
You don't seem to have anything wearable.

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