Funny quotes.

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Jaye
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Jaye » Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:33 am

Before the Gate
You stand before the entrance to the city of Baerlon. Thick oak gates girdled
with broad, black iron straps firmly protect this city from the wild elements
of outside. Above you, a wooden Watchtower stands above the road, usually
manned by village militia, scrutinizing all those who enter the city.
[ obvious exits: E W ] [ W: gate ]
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
Annalyn Mantys, Senior Wisdom is standing here, riding |1| gray palfrey
Antoine the Cavalryman is standing here, riding |2| gray palfrey
Catisune Ebernos, Aes Sedai is standing here, riding |3| bloodstock stallion
|4| Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail, being ridden by you.
An elite Queen's Guard stands at his post.
An elite Queen's Guard stands at his post.
An elite Queen's Guard stands at his post.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Annalyn skillfully picks the lock of the citygate.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Annalyn opens the citygate.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > sa We're waiting for Valkner
You say 'We're waiting for Valkner'
Antoine giggles.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Deryl the Gatekeeper closes the citygate.
Deryl the Gatekeeper locks the citygate.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Annalyn says 'Deryl is very excitable.'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > sa As are you!
You say 'As are you!'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Valkner has arrived from the east, riding a wild stallion.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > sa Speak of the devil
You say 'Speak of the devil'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Valkner skillfully picks the lock of the citygate.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > bec
You beckon everyone to follow you.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Valkner opens the citygate.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Annalyn looks at Valkner and rolls her eyes.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Valkner starts following you.
Catisune claps delightedly.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Deryl the Gatekeeper closes the citygate.
Deryl the Gatekeeper locks the citygate.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > gr valkner
Valkner is now a member of your group.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Valkner shrugs helplessly.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Annalyn says 'Just like a man to show up and do what a woman had already done.'

Lisette
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Lisette » Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:17 pm

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring > Forested Borderlands
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
Zone: Northern Borderlands
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
emb
You feel the flows of saidar coursing through your body.

w
* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
Forested Borderlands
[ obvious exits: E S ]
Zone: Northern Borderlands
A remnant of the Age of Legends juts from the soil.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
*Porka* is resting here.
*Drybones* is standing here.
*Byrg* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
Warped, menacing trees shiver, boughs slowly enclosing around you.
Warped, menacing trees shiver, boughs slowly enclosing around you.

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
p
[channel 'hammer of air' porka]
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...


-=
*Byrg* tries to scythe you, but you parry successfully.

+
*
A shivering tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!

*+
=
Ok.
*Porka* panics, and attempts to flee!
You mold flows of Air into a massive blast that buffets *Porka*!

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Byrg: Hurt >
*Porka* sticks her tongue out. PHTHTHBTHBTBTBHH!

p
* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Byrg: Hurt >
[channel 'hammer of air' porka]
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...


*Porka* crushes your left arm very hard.
A shivering tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
A shivering tree tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
*Byrg* tries to scythe you, but you parry successfully.
Ouch! You couldn't maintain the flows.

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Byrg: Hurt >
p
[channel 'hammer of air' porka]
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...
*Drybones* tries to hack you, but you deflect the blow.
*Porka* panics, and attempts to flee!


-=
+*
*+
=
Ok.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Blood never gets boring, does it?
The air around *Porka* crushes the remaining life from her.
*Porka* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Porka*'s death cry.

isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:50 am

Haha why stand when you can ts!

is hoa really the new fs? :o

byrg
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by byrg » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:33 pm

A tailor bellows 'Darkfriend an elite Darkfriend is attacking me!! Guards!'

Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Rig » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:30 pm

Scrat — 07/03/2021
It's legit mindboggling to me that the DS group was more interested in clearing commy and Kajin for a few TPs than fighting in a way that remotely promoted PK to try to kill a kitted heron wielding human
It's not like I'm one to shy away from a fight if I have even part of a chance
Tinfoilhat — 07/03/2021
well to be fair yourel ike...impossible to kill
so why waste the time
Zarth — 07/03/2021
because if it's 6v1 without warrior mitigation they're sure as firetruck not hitting you at kajin
Zarth — 07/03/2021
because you're going to destroy them with 0 risk
Scrat — 07/03/2021
0 risk?
usa — 07/03/2021
Wow that’s crazy
Scrat — 07/03/2021
1v6?
are you chortlesnorfling insane?
Zarth — 07/03/2021
yeah
it's the same stuff dagre would do
it takes great gear and lots of skill
Tinfoilhat — 07/03/2021
just my opinion usa
Jaster — 07/03/2021
Ouch
Tinfoilhat — 07/03/2021
but im just a tin hat wearing cospiracy theorist
Zarth — 07/03/2021
but you're not really risking anything
usa — 07/03/2021
You can basically be all over them when they get split up by mobs and leave at the drop of a hat

Namor
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Namor » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:50 pm

Yonio drawls 'Ok Halvate is in stab spot I think :D'

group
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Your group consists of:
Namor (Head of group)
Yonio
Halvate
a trained corlm

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yonio tries to strike *someone*, but he deflects the blow.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > k dark
They aren't here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > notice

*someone* tries to pierce Yonio, but he parries successfully.
*Angkar* places a dagger of green jade in the back of Halvate, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
Halvate is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Halvate's death cry.

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