To my faithful (and not so faithful) subjects.
For may years now I have been a kind and gracious ruler allowing my subjects the autonomy to live their lives free and prosperous.
During this time I have noticed a decline in respect and gifts of booze which are mine by right of birth.
This will stand no longer. Henceforth anyone who does not complete any mission set by myself will be punished by death.
Fairly warned.
Your King,
Ernie, King of the drunks.