TAR idiocy

[Shzrei]

Like seriously can there be some.. boundaries on how this triggers?
Hard enough motivating players and then they lose full kits in nonrecoverable ways
I get the booting mechanic - honestly, but booting 2-3 instantly..
For reference - even if it only booted 1 at that moment - the 2 remaining wouldn't have been enough to kill al akir


Mephistopheles gazes deeply at a Malkieri soldier...
The gaze of Mephistopheles fails to affect a Malkieri soldier.
Mephistopheles slashes a Malkieri soldier's body hard.
King al'Akir Mandragoran tickles your left leg with his crush.
A Malkieri soldier tries to slash Mephistopheles, but he deflects the blow.
Kalamr smites a Malkieri soldier's right arm very hard.
A Malkieri soldier tickles Kalamr's body with his slash.
You crush a Malkieri soldier's head hard.
You crush King al'Akir Mandragoran's left leg.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Scratched >

King al'Akir Mandragoran barely crushes your left leg.
Mephistopheles tries to slash a Malkieri soldier, but he parries successfully.
A Malkieri soldier tries to slash Mephistopheles, but he deflects the blow.
A Malkieri soldier barely slashes Kalamr's left leg.
You crush a Malkieri soldier's body hard.
You crush King al'Akir Mandragoran's body hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >

A Malkieri soldier avoids being bashed by Kalamr who loses his balance and falls!

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >

Mephistopheles assumes an offensive striking posture.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >
cc 20

King al'Akir Mandragoran crushes your body hard.
Mephistopheles tries to slash a Malkieri soldier, but he deflects the blow.
A Malkieri soldier tries to slash Mephistopheles, but he parries successfully.
A Malkieri soldier barely slashes Kalamr's body.
You crush a Malkieri soldier's left leg into bloody fragments!
You crush King al'Akir Mandragoran's left arm hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >
[change wimpy]
You will now flee if you go below 20 hit points.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >
l king
Stone faced and grim, he moves with a purpose as his armies hold back the
blight border. With his every breath he assesses even the smallest hint of
danger. This is not a man to be trifled with.

King al'Akir Mandragoran is in excellent condition.
King al'Akir Mandragoran is healthy.

King al'Akir Mandragoran is using:
<worn on head> a polished, slitted great helm
<worn on body> a thick, steel-plated breastplate
<worn on arms> a pair of steel-plated vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of steel-plated gauntlets
<wielded two-handed> a tainted war maul
<worn on legs> a pair of steel-plated greaves
<worn on feet> a dark pair of steel boots

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >

King al'Akir Mandragoran crushes your body.
Mephistopheles slashes a Malkieri soldier's body hard.
A Malkieri soldier slashes Mephistopheles's body.
A Malkieri soldier barely tickles Kalamr's left leg with his slash.
You crush a Malkieri soldier's body hard.
You crush King al'Akir Mandragoran's body very hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >
Mephistopheles hisses 'zerking'

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >

A Malkieri soldier avoids being bashed by Kalamr who loses his balance and falls!

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >

Mephistopheles assumes an offensive striking posture.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >
Mephistopheles slashes a Malkieri soldier's body hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >

King al'Akir Mandragoran crushes your body.
Mephistopheles tries to slash a Malkieri soldier, but he parries successfully.
A Malkieri soldier tries to slash Mephistopheles, but he parries successfully.
A Malkieri soldier barely tickles Kalamr's left foot with his slash.
You crush a Malkieri soldier's body very hard.
You crush King al'Akir Mandragoran's left hand hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Wounded >

King al'Akir Mandragoran crushes your left leg hard.
Mephistopheles slashes a Malkieri soldier's body hard.
A Malkieri soldier tickles Mephistopheles's body with his slash.
A Malkieri soldier barely slashes Kalamr's left arm.
You try to crush a Malkieri soldier, but he parries successfully.
You crush King al'Akir Mandragoran's left arm.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >

Kalamr sends a Malkieri soldier sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >

The keep walls shimmer and shift before normalizing.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Hurt >

King al'Akir Mandragoran tickles your body with his crush.
Mephistopheles tries to slash a Malkieri soldier, but he parries successfully.
A Malkieri soldier slashes Mephistopheles's right foot.
Kalamr smites a Malkieri soldier's body very hard.
You crush a Malkieri soldier's right foot into bloody fragments!
You crush King al'Akir Mandragoran's body.
Kalamr looks at King al'Akir Mandragoran.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Wounded >

Mephistopheles slashes a Malkieri soldier's body very hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Wounded >

King al'Akir Mandragoran barely tickles your body with his crush.
Mephistopheles slashes a Malkieri soldier's left leg very hard.
A Malkieri soldier tries to slash Mephistopheles, but he deflects the blow.
Kalamr smites a Malkieri soldier's left leg into bloody fragments!
You crush a Malkieri soldier's left arm into bloody fragments!
You barely crush King al'Akir Mandragoran's body.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Wounded >

Mephistopheles slashes a Malkieri soldier's body very hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Kalamr: Hurt - a Malkieri soldier: Wounded >

The sudden shifting of the dream startles you awake!

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

l
A Forested Path Through the Borderlands
This dirt path through the dense woodland takes a turn to the east as it winds
it way around a large tree that sits just off the path. Vines climb up the
trunk of the large tree, and a covering of moss clings to the sides of it.
Small flowers bloom just off the path, inbetween the bushes that grow in the
space not occupied by the large trees.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Zone: Northern Borderlands

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
t mephistopheles u can do it! gluck
You tell Mephistopheles 'u can do it! gluck'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

Mephistopheles tells you 'omg im gonna die zzerk'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

Kalamr narrates 'well sorry guys'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Mephistopheles tells you 'omg im gonna die zzerk'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
rep your not
You reply to Mephistopheles 'your not'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Kalamr - A Campfire in the Forest
Shzrei - A Forested Path Through the Borderlands

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
rep oh ffs
You reply to Mephistopheles 'oh ffs'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

Kalamr narrates 'i got thrown out'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
rep kill mob your on walk out
You reply to Mephistopheles 'kill mob your on walk out'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

Mephistopheles tells you 'wtf happened'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

rep it booted both of us apparently
You reply to Mephistopheles 'it booted both of us apparently'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
rep firetrucking redic
You reply to Mephistopheles 'firetrucking redic'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Shzrei - A Forested Path Through the Borderlands

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
whe

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Shzrei - A Forested Path Through the Borderlands

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

The night has begun.

o HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

You stop following Mephistopheles.

o HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Shzrei - A Forested Path Through the Borderlands

o HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

Mephistopheles tells you 'firetrucking hate this game so much'

[Shzrei]

Like - would it be doable to dump the bodies when TAR ends? if nothing else. XXX never woke up.

[Korsik]

% for kick updated in certain rooms.