A barrel sits here, with armored legs sticking out from beneath it.
"Trade complete," a woman's voice echoes from within the barrel, "Light, it is bloody loud in here."
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- Mon Mar 14, 2022 1:18 am
- Forum: Bazaar
- Topic: "SHOCKLANCE!" a drunk woman screams
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2208
- Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:54 pm
- Forum: Bazaar
- Topic: "SHOCKLANCE!" a drunk woman screams
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2208
"SHOCKLANCE!" a drunk woman screams
A visibly drunk woman stands on a barrel of ale. She teeters precariously as she screams, "SHOCKLANCE! TRADING AN ITEM FROM THE AGE OF LEGENDS! LOOKING FOR ITEMS THAT CAN'T BE MADE, LIKE ORNATE SHIRTS OR HERON OR SOMETHING!"
- Fri Nov 12, 2021 12:23 am
- Forum: Player's Lounge
- Topic: Thanks for Mastering me
- Replies: 17
- Views: 10727
Re: Thanks for Mastering me
You mastered yourself, congrats!
- Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:02 pm
- Forum: Bazaar
- Topic: Trading Tokens
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1986
Trading Tokens
A woman stands here, visibly drunk.
"Trading tokens," she says, slurring her words. "Trading tokens for gold greaves and gold vambraces in quantity. Mail me offers!"
"Trading tokens," she says, slurring her words. "Trading tokens for gold greaves and gold vambraces in quantity. Mail me offers!"
- Tue Aug 31, 2021 4:35 pm
- Forum: Art of War
- Topic: My favorite spot to die.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1660
Re: My favorite spot to die.
Path Junction Two paths run into each other here. To the north, you can see little more than a dark hole under the trees, although you can tell that there is a path there. To the east and west, this path continues, and you can just barely see what seems to be a clearing to the east. [ obvious exits...
- Tue Aug 31, 2021 4:34 pm
- Forum: Art of War
- Topic: Erulak abandons trollocs.
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2182
Re: Erulak abandons trollocs.
I like logs.
- Wed Oct 14, 2020 2:09 pm
- Forum: Player's Lounge
- Topic: Feedback: Gem Crafting
- Replies: 44
- Views: 21589
- Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:23 pm
- Forum: Player's Lounge
- Topic: Feedback: Gem Crafting
- Replies: 44
- Views: 21589
Re: Feedback: Gem Crafting
I am pretty surprised by how little is being said here. I have never mined and I will probably never mine, it's not for me and that's ok. But I have asked about a dozen players about gem mining, mostly to find out who was doing it so I could buy gems from them, and received unanimous negative feedba...
- Sun Sep 20, 2020 9:17 pm
- Forum: Player's Lounge
- Topic: Reverend Dew and the 7/11 Hot Dog
- Replies: 21
- Views: 11933
Re: Reverend Dew and the 7/11 Hot Dog
Today's review is of Trader Joe's ghost pepper potato chips. I purchased these chips on the recommendation of a fellow hot chip fan, and they required a special visit to Trader Joe's. My expectations were pretty high. These chips are kettle cooked and lattice cut. The kettle cooking gives the chip a...
- Thu Sep 17, 2020 5:30 pm
- Forum: Player's Lounge
- Topic: Reverend Dew and the 7/11 Hot Dog
- Replies: 21
- Views: 11933
Re: Reverend Dew and the 7/11 Hot Dog
I would like to submit a review of the Kettle brand dill pickle potato chips. I recently purchased this particular chip during a visit to the grocery store out of a morbid curiosity. The chips themselves are crinkle-cut chips, often known by the Lays brand term "ruffles." These chips are "kettle coo...