Wheel of Time MUD

I am writing to inform you of the boots you left in Emond's Field at Mistress Daendera's home late last night. Well, I hope you had fun, because you're not getting them back. I've confiscated them for my personal collec... for tactical evaluation. The amount of fermentation inside these things could...

<worn about waist> a silk red thong
<worn on feet> a pair of leopard high heels