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How do bunnies fart? ---&RPaward

by Maddy » Tue Jun 25, 2024 7:48 pm

Ely edit 21 Jul 2-24:

1-8 qps, depending on length and quality.

Rplizer +1 qps : x
Extra meticulous edit +1 qps : o
Length bonus +1-2 qps : o
Part of a series +1 qps: o

Summary: +1 qps : o

Total: 2 qps, 2 for Dennel. The rest should've gotten rpkudos for their part.

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Perspective Maddy Mantear
Main participant Lord Dennel Du Lis
Main participant Vala Galanis
Participant Jetros
Participant Selena
Participant Lord Draz

Dennel smiles at Maddy.

Jetros inclines his head in greeting to Maddy.

Maddy says 'Hello Lord Dennel, Jetros'

Jetros says 'Helly Maddy, nice to meet you.'

Maddy says 'What's a Tulwar?'

Dennel says 'Hello Accepted Maddy, Maddy bo faddy, mi my mo faddy, Maddy....'

Maddy says 'Hahahaha.'

Dennel says 'I'm sure I got that wrong.'

Jetros says 'A fencing blade of sorts, I believe! I am not quite that adept at it.'

Jetros says 'But it has served me well thus far.'

Maddy grins at him.

Dennel looks at Maddy.

Dennel strokes his chin thoughtfully.

Dennel says 'Maddy.'

Maddy says 'Yes.'

Vala has arrived from the north.

Maddy greets her with a light kiss on her cheek.

Maddy says 'Hello Vala'

Vala greets Maddy with a light kiss on the cheek.

Dennel says 'I knew the tower was rich but Accepteds wearing jewels such as those is just rubbing it in the face of the little guy'

Jetros looks at Maddy.

Jetros looks at Vala.

Jetros smiles happily.

Jetros says 'Very pretty.'

Maddy says 'Oh, Lord Dennel, I had this before I came here.'

Vala looks at Jetros.

Vala gets a thin, black chain from an oilskin bag.
Vala gets a thin, black chain from an oilskin bag.

Vala gives a thin, black chain to Jetros.
Vala gives a thin, black chain to Jetros.

Dennel strokes his chin thoughtfully.

Maddy gets a brightly-colored sash from an embroidered, cotton shoulder bag.
Maddy gives a brightly-colored sash to Jetros.

Dennel says 'Oh I want Draz to enter this room soooo bad right now.'
Vala grins at Dennel.

Maddy says 'Where is he?'

Dennel shrugs helplessly.

Maddy says 'Warder stuff.'

Dennel says 'I don't know, what am I his wife?'

Maddy says’ Hahaha.’

Maddy says 'hmm'

Dennel says 'and before you answer.'

Vala says 'Stranger things have happened.'

Dennel says 'I'm pretty sure he would be the bottom.'

Maddy says 'Hahahaha.'

Maddy says 'I am not sure if his Sedai would like to hear that.'

Jetros shivers uncomfortably.

Jetros leaves west riding a Domani razor. <<
A chicken leaves west. <<

Dennel says 'Compose yourselves Accepted this is a Gaidin we're speaking of.'

Maddy says 'Hahaha, do you scare people out of Mayene too or just here?'

Dennel says 'Everywhere'

Maddy says 'Poor Jetros'

Dennel says 'Well'

Dennel says 'Does either of you have some sort of secret tower way of communicating with Alayla Sedai?'

Maddy says 'Perhaps.'

Maddy says 'What is your need?'

Dennel says 'Who is Lord Wanted's Sedai?'

Maddy says 'Asandra Sedai.'

Vala says 'Lord Wanted?'

Dennel nods in agreement.

Dennel says 'Lord Wanted.'

Vala strokes her chin thoughtfully.

Maddy says 'Yes Lord Draz is wanted in Mayene now I hear.'

Vala sighs loudly.

Vala says 'I'm afraid to ask. Light help us.'

Dennel says 'Oh, It's nothing that serious I can assure you Accepted Vala'

Maddy says 'I am sure it's being worked on by the Gray Ajah.'

Dennel says 'He only broke banishment in flagrant abuse of Tower edict, nothing much I assure you.'

Maddy says 'That does sound serious to me.'

Dennel says 'pish posh'

Maddy says 'How is Lady Berelain with this news?'

Dennel says 'Oh I'm sure I don't know. Bertain however, lets just say I'm here now'

Maddy nods in agreement.

Dennel says 'anyway'

Maddy says 'I am sure the pigeons are flying between Mayene and the Tower.'

Dennel says 'I'm certainly not here trying to create a ruckus with you Accepteds, no. Everything is sanguine'

Vala smirks.

Maddy smiles at him.

Maddy says 'Always a pleasure to see you, Lord Dennel. '

Dennel nods at Maddy.

Dennel says 'I am sure it is'

Maddy says 'I know you are a particular friend to Alayla Sedai.'

Dennel ruffles Maddy's hair playfully.

Vala says 'How was your journey here?'

Dennel says 'I walked, how do you think it was?'

Dennel says 'Actually'

Dennel says 'I found it quite soothing'

Dennel says 'Just one foot in front of another.'

Vala nods in agreement.

Maddy says 'I love my time on horses. but it would be nice to have a direct coach to your city.'

Dennel says 'Left right left right left right left right.....'

Vala says 'Best we can do is coach to/from Lugard, I think.'

Dennel falls into a light sleep.

Maddy nods in agreement.

Dennel snaps his fingers.

Vala says 'Can also port to Mayene in two jumps.'

Maddy says 'Make sure you dont port to Tear.'

Maddy grins at her.

Dennel says 'Oh no do not attempt that'

Maddy grins at him.

Vala says 'I port nearby Tear, not inside it.'

Dennel says 'if you port incorrectly you could drown in the swamp!'

Maddy says 'I once held a light ball in the city. It was horrible and scary.'

Dennel comforts Maddy.

Dennel says 'Never fear, I am Governor of Tear.'

Maddy says 'Vala has had to save me from stupid ports.'

Dennel nods to himself, he must need reassurance.

Maddy says 'Oh, that's nice to hear.'

Selena has arrived from the south.

Dennel says 'Yes I hold a very important position'

Vala looks at Selena.

Dennel says 'I often have to punish the People of Tear'

Vala smiles happily.

Selena gets a set of lace sleeves from a wooden barrel.

Dennel says 'and punish them I do'

Selena gets a set of lace sleeves from a wooden barrel.

Maddy nudges Vala and circles her finger in the air around her ear and nods in Dennels direction.

Vala snickers softly.

smile selena
Maddy smiles at her.

Selena smiles happily.

Selena is in excellent condition.
Selena is healthy.

Dennel says 'Hello Selena of Mayene, Rejoice that I am here'

Dennel ruffles Selena's hair playfully.

Selena frowns.

Dennel looks at Selena.

Selena gets a kite-shaped shield from a wooden barrel.

Selena gets a dull black shield from a wooden barrel.

Vala leaves south.

Selena puts a kite-shaped shield in a wooden barrel.

Dennel says 'What bothers you Selena?'

Selena smiles happily.

Vala has arrived from the south.

Vala gives a dented tankard to Dennel.

Maddy says 'What do you need Selena?'

Dennel says 'Ah Haaa, refreshment'

Selena says 'umm...'

Dennel drinks dark beer from a dented tankard.

Selena says 'I need a war horse.'

Vala gets a stable ticket from a backpack.

Maddy gets a white stable ticket from an embroidered, cotton shoulder bag.

Maddy gives a white stable ticket to Selena.

Maddy gets a white stable ticket from an embroidered, cotton shoulder bag.

Dennel says 'Riding with haste to Join the Winged Guard of Mayene?'

Maddy gives a white stable ticket to Dennel.

Selena says 'thank you'

Selena smiles happily.

Dennel quickly eats a white stable ticket.

Vala says 'Unless you eat it, those are good for a warhorse in any stable.'

Dennel picks a little bit of paper from between his teeth.

Selena says 'Finally, I have a shield'

Selena says '*Pretends to eat the ticket*'

Maddy smiles at him.

Selena leaves south. vv

Dennel peers at Selena, seemingly reading her soul.

Dennel says 'So what brings you so far from home Citizen?'

Dennel drinks dark beer from a dented tankard.

Dennel snaps his fingers.

Dennel says 'and like that she vanished.'

Maddy says 'She snuck out of here.'

Maddy nods in agreement.

Dennel says 'Maybe one of Lord Aldwyns spies.'

Dennel shivers uncomfortably.

Maddy says 'OH he has spies.'

Dennel says 'Shush'

Maddy says 'He is like our Blue Ajah.'

Dennel says 'Who told you that?'

Maddy grins at him.

Dennel waves it away.

Dennel says 'Never mind'

Vala says 'Who doesn't?'

Maddy says 'I heard it from a little bird.'

Dennel drinks dark beer from a dented tankard.

Dennel says 'Birds don't talk Maddy'

Maddy says 'Maybe not to you.'

Maddy grins at him.

Dennel shakes his head like Maddy is crazy.

Vala peers closely at Maddy; she should guard her secrets carefully…

Dennel screams loudly!

Dennel says 'Level 7 survival will not let me get drunk'

Maddy says 'Hahaha'

Maddy says 'Don't tell me you have never heard one of the Parrots from Mayene talk.'

Maddy says 'My grandmother had one that spoke.'


Dennel puts a dented tankard in a wooden barrel.

Vala comforts Dennel.

Dennel mutters to himself in complete disgust.

Maddy gets a large slab of meat from a wooden barrel.

Maddy eats the meat.

Maddy drinks the water.

Dennel says 'No, Maddy I have not heard little parrots talk. I'm not fond of birds'

Maddy drinks the water.
Maddy doesn't feel thirsty any more.

Dennel says 'Nor snakes actually.'

Dennel says 'I would not say I'm an animal person.'

Vala says 'All they do is drop half-eaten fruit and crap everywhere.'

Maddy says 'I am a bit scared of them too. My grandmother's bird would flutter near my head. Once it got stuck in my hair.'

Dennel says 'Did you slay the beast?'

Maddy says 'Oh no I was young and cried.'

Maddy says 'My brother got him untangled.'

Dennel says 'That was your first mistake.'

Selena has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.

Maddy says 'Why? I was 4 years old.'

Selena gets a plate of sausages and vegetables from a wooden barrel.

Dennel says 'Many a prolific killer started out as young.'

Maddy says 'I am no killer.'

Maddy says 'That's an area I need to develop further for sure.'

Dennel says 'Why I am sure Santino started biting rodents at two!'

Maddy says 'ewww'

Maddy says 'Vala are you afraid of birds?'

Vala says 'Not at all.'

Maddy says 'That is good. '

Maddy says 'I still work to overcome my fear.'

*Neshaminy* has arrived from the west.

*Neshaminy* farts loudly. How rude!

*Neshaminy* leaves east. >>

Dennel stares at the sky.

Vala says 'ffs'

Maddy says 'Hah!'

Maddy says 'Lets go Coulin.'

Vala has arrived from the south.

Maddy bellows 'Neshaminy or something is here Lord Draz'

Maddy senses Vala connecting to the True Source.

Maddy senses Vala is channeling saidar.

Vala fails to pull together whatever flows she was trying to weave.

Maddy senses Vala is channeling saidar.

Draz bellows 'Not zone, maybe library.'

Dennel has arrived from the south, riding a gray palfrey.

Vala looks at Dennel.

Dennel says 'and this is the level of security Tar Valon offers to visiting dignitaries?'

Dennel mutters to himself in complete disgust.

Maddy bellows 'He farted at us in the square'

Dennel leaves south riding a gray palfrey. vv

Maddy senses Vala is channeling saidar.
loo
Vala gestures briefly at Vala, who now appears more impressive somehow.

Maddy senses Vala is channeling saidar.

Draz bellows 'nods'

Maddy sits down and rests her tired bones.

Vala tastes a little bit of a package of dried rations.

Vala gently fills a water skin from a fountain.

Vala puts a package of dried rations in an oilskin bag.

Vala puts a water skin in an oilskin bag.

Vala holds a mirrored lantern above her head.

Vala puts a stable ticket in a backpack.

Maddy senses Vala connecting to the True Source.

Maddy senses Vala is channeling saidar.

Maddy stops resting, and stands up.

Maddy says 'Should be ok now'

Vala says 'That troll has a dagger of green jade fyi'
MOVE TO SQUARE.

Maddy smiles happily.

*Neshaminy* has arrived from the east.

*Neshaminy* leaves west. <<

Dennel bellows 'He fled out batt.'

Dennel has arrived from the east, riding a gray palfrey.

Dennel shrugs helplessly.

examine dennel
A beautiful man stands before you. Although almost feminine in appearance his masculinity is not in question.Long dusky blond hair shaved at the sides is platted down his back. His deep blue eyes appraise you knowingly.

Dennel has a few scratches.
Dennel is scratched.

Dennel says 'Bashed the crap out of him but not interested in fighting him'

Maddy says 'Ya '

Maddy says 'Lord Draz can if he wants, but doesn't seem concerned.'

*Neshaminy* has arrived from the west.

Maddy tries to strike *Neshaminy*, but he parries successfully.

Dennel tries to pound *Neshaminy*, but he deflects the blow.

*Neshaminy* panics, and attempts to flee!

Dennel pounds *Neshaminy*'s right arm into bloody fragments!

Maddy tries to strike *Neshaminy*, but he dodges the attack.

Dennel says 'This no hide?'

Vala has arrived from the north.

Maddy says 'Yes.'

Dennel nods in agreement.

Vala looks at Maddy.

Dennel leaves south riding a gray palfrey. vv

Dennel has arrived from the south, riding a gray palfrey.

Dennel leaves east riding a gray palfrey. >>

Dennel has arrived from the east, riding a gray palfrey.

Vala looks at Dennel.

Dennel nods to himself, he must need reassurance.

Vala thanks Dennel heartily.

Maddy says 'I think he will be back'

Dennel says 'He is still around, please be careful'

Vala nods in agreement.

*Neshaminy* has arrived from the east.

Dennel says 'Please locate and see if any others are nearby?'

*Neshaminy* leaves west. <<

Maddy sees the distant figure of someone leaping from the Alindaer gate.

Dennel has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.

Maddy says 'Lept'

Dennel nods in agreement.

Vala says 'West gate'

Dennel sighs loudly.

Dennel waves.

Dennel leaves west riding a gray palfrey. <<

Maddy says 'I wonder if he is going home or to fight'

Vala says 'don't know'

Dennel has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.

examine dennel
A beautiful man stands before you. Although almost feminine in appearance his masculinity is not in question. Long dusky blond hair shaved at the sides is platted down his back. His deep blue eyes appraise you knowingly.
Dennel is in excellent condition.
Dennel is healthy.

Dennel says 'It appears he has headed south looking for more convenient game'

Maddy says 'hmm'

Vala says 'idk stabbing us seems pretty convenient'

A gray palfrey swishes the flies off its back with its tail.

Dennel says ‘Then he will be sorely disappointed.'

Dennel says 'Oh well poor little trolloc'

Dennel says 'I see Lord Wanted is idling yet again'

Maddy says 'He came at Alayla Sedai and I after you left on your visit that time.'

Dennel says 'Really? Why was I not informed?'

Maddy says 'You had left for Mayene'

Maddy says 'Alayla Sedai had it well in hand'

Dennel smiles happily.

Dennel says 'I'm sure she did. Lady Alayla is very capable'

Vala says 'This same troll?'

Maddy nods in agreement.

Maddy says 'Yes Vala.'

Vala nods in agreement.

Maddy says 'He always farts too.'

Dennel says 'soo crass'

Maddy nods in agreement.

Maddy says 'What can we expect from a Troll.'

Dennel says 'At least Mayener humor is more highbrow.'

Dennel says 'We are all into dick and boob jokes.'

Maddy says 'I grew up with 3 brothers. I probably know them all. but of course I can't repeat them now.'

Maddy says 'Do you not fart in Mayene.'

Dennel nods to himself, he must need reassurance.

Maddy says 'Hahaha'

Vala chuckles politely.

Maddy says 'Although they liked farts too.'

Dennel nods in agreement.

Dennel says 'Sounds like brothers'

Dennel says 'In Fact'

Dennel says 'Santino's favorite joke when we were growing up.'

Dennel says 'Was to squeeze a rabbit until it farted, we'd laugh and laugh. Sometimes the rabbit didn't make it.'

Dennel spends a moment in silence for all the rabbits.

Maddy says 'Ohhh Hahaha.'

Dennel says 'Anyway'

Dennel strokes his chin thoughtfully.

Vala sniffs sadly.

Maddy says 'Their jokes were more verbal.'

Dennel says 'I must be about business.'

Maddy says 'Like… I didnt fart, I like you so much my butt blew a kiss.'

Dennel grins at Maddy.

Dennel stops riding a gray palfrey.

Dennel says 'Be well little Sisterlets'

Dennel waves.

Dennel leaves south. vv

Maddy nods in agreement.

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