Wheel of Time MUD

The apprentice giggles.

The apprentice tries to stifle her laughter but can't help herself.

The apprentice says 'Oh bother.'

The apprentice says 'You won't believe what I've heard Mistress Liena.'

The apprentice reaches up and pinches her nose in an attempt to keep from laughing aloud.

You peer around into the shadows.

You say 'What have you heard, Neela?'

The apprentice comes a little closer.

The apprentice looks around subtly.

The apprentice whispers, 'She's been with a man and her flaps is close to fallin' off.'

The apprentice covers her mouth as she chokes back a laugh.

You say 'Who is 'she' in this situation?'

The apprentice says 'I heard it from another apprentice who was there and saw her talkin' straight to Felyrin beggin for help!'

The apprentice looks confused and says, 'Pansy! Felyrin's apprentice!'

The apprentice says 'She used to apprentice under Dory you know? And you know the stories about her!'

The apprentice sticks out her tongue and winks.

The apprentice says 'So Pansy has got the itch and is beggin Felyrin for help.'

The apprentice says 'Can you believe it?'

You say 'Oooohh that kind of falling off, I thought you meant from overuse and was going to congratulate her!'

The apprentice falls down laughing.

The apprentice puts her two hands together and holds them up.

You say 'That is an entirely different story though...'

The apprentice mouths, 'Off.'

The apprentice drops one hand away to her side.

The apprentice says 'I couldn't believe it when I heard!'

You say 'Do we know which man she was with? It is important to get to the source of the infection in these situations'

You say 'Was it a Red Eagle?'

The apprentice gives you a flat stare.

You emote: Liena mutters 'it is always the Red Eagles.'

The apprentice says 'Who knows with Pansy!'

The apprentice says 'Could have been anyone! My guess? A Queens Guard. Maybe Jafra?'

The apprentice gives you a knowing look.

The apprentice says 'You know what they say about him too...'

The apprentice lets the sentence finish and nods at you.

You say 'What do they say about him?'

You say 'I obviously don't have as much time to spend gossiping as some people!'

You peer closely at her, trying to figure her out.

The apprentice comes even closer.

The apprentice says 'Well..'

The apprentice leans towards you.

The apprentice says 'they say, he's got the smallest..'

The apprentice coughs, clearing her throat.

You say 'feet?'

The apprentice says 'Brain, of any man you ever saw. But he somehow gets around and has a way with the ladies.'

The apprentice scrunches up her nose and looks thoughtful.

The apprentice says 'I think it's because he's got a title.'

The apprentice says 'So if I had to guess? It's Jafra.'

You say 'I think titles do help. Just the other day I got proposed to by a Shienaran Lancer'

The apprentice gasps in astonishment.

The apprentice giggles.

The apprentice says 'Which one?!'

You say 'Lady Isabel'

You say 'I think I may have accidentally started a cult'

The apprentice gasps in astonishment.

You say 'Since she now seems to be a member of the Liena Nation'

The apprentice says 'She's been known to be a lady killer!'

The apprentice winks suggestively at you.

The apprentice looks dumbstruck.

The apprentice says 'Wha...What's the Liena Nation?'

You say 'I have no idea!'

The apprentice says 'Why wasn't I invited?'

The apprentice looks angry, her confusion lost.

The apprentice says 'I'm your apprentice!'

You say 'Which would make it very inappropriate for me to marry you so you can join my cult!'

The apprentice says 'ALL of them are marrying you?? How many is it?'

The apprentice looks suddenly stricken and falls silent.

You say 'One so far... So maybe marriage isn't actually a requirement'

The apprentice says 'There's so much I didn't know. I thought we were close. And yet you are betrothed to many people.'

You say 'I don't have a large sample size!'

The apprentice sighs loudly.

The apprentice says 'Now I am hurt. I think I'll just get back to work.'

The apprentice slinks away to return to her duties, but not before looking back at you one last time.

You say 'Go mix something up to fix Pansy's flaps'

You say 'keep yourself busy!'

The apprentice mutters to herself about flaps.

The apprentice looks uncomfortably at the ground.

The apprentice says 'Mistress?'

You say 'Hello!'

You arch an eyebrow.

The apprentice says 'Can I talk to you about something?'

The apprentice wrings her hands and keeps her eyes down.

The apprentice says 'I did a thing..'

At the Well
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Watch Hill
A large stone well is here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
The Watch Hill town crier stands here, spreading the news.
The apprentice has arrived from the south.

The apprentice says 'I laid with a man.'

The apprentice blushes.

You emote: Felyrin rolls her eyes.

You say 'AGAIN??'

The apprentice nods slowly, tears forming in her eyes.

The apprentice says 'And the thing is...'

The apprentice looks up at you.

The apprentice says 'Well...'

The apprentice looks back down.

The apprentice says 'I got an itch now..'

You say 'Don't tell me I'm going to have to get Liena after you with the special herbs again...'

You sigh.

The apprentice whispers, 'D..down there.'

The apprentice begins to sob softly.

You say 'You know what we told you about being careful?'

The apprentice says 'What do I do?'

You say 'After last time...'

The apprentice says 'I know, but I couldn't help myself. I apprenticed to Dory for a while.'

You say 'You'll need more than soap for that one.'

The apprentice says 'And she said to take what you want and he was gorgeous!'

The apprentice sobs quietly.

You scold the apprentice.

You say 'Those are the most dangerous ones!'

The apprentice says 'So what do I do? Will you help?'

You stroke your chin thoughtfully.

You say 'Before I agree.... you have made sure it wasn't poison ivy this time?'

You emote: Felyrin grins.

The apprentice pauses in wringing her hands to wipe at her eyes.

You say 'Gotta be careful which leaves you wipe with.'

The apprentice says 'I'm fairly certain, no raised lesions and its very.. Well it's in a very specific place.'

The apprentice looks around suddenly.

You arch an eyebrow.

The apprentice says 'Liena isn't here is she?!'

The apprentice says 'She's more man than woman!'

You chuckle politely.

The apprentice wrings her hands together and nearly spits.

The apprentice says 'I couldn't bear it!'

You say 'I have no idea where that woman's gotten herself off to. She tends to get around.'

The apprentice says 'She told me to put sausage casing on the mans...'

The apprentice looks up at you.

The apprentice says 'Well, never mind that.'

Draz narrates 'nods etting new horse'

The apprentice says 'She's insane, I think.'

You emote: Felyrin grins knowingly.

The apprentice reaches out and clutches at you.

The apprentice says 'What do I do Mistress??'

You say 'I'd be careful saying that within reach of her sword.'

You say 'For now, I wouldn't worry too much, it could just be an unfortunate rash.'

You say 'BUT!'

The apprentice nods along.

The apprentice says 'But?'

You say 'If it gets worse in a few days, let me know.'

The apprentice looks slightly relieved.

The apprentice says 'I will Mistress! I swear I will! Thank you!'

You say 'Make sure you scrub it gently with soap twice per day.'

The apprentice hugs you.

You say 'And keep those undergarments clean.'

The apprentice says 'Thank you so much!'

You chuckle politely.

The apprentice says 'I will!'

You wink suggestively at the apprentice.

The apprentice says 'I'll see to it at once!'

You say 'Be sure you do!'

The apprentice returns to her work.

You emote: Felyrin nods.