Wheel of Time MUD

This was a well-earned win (he had already been rewarded, but I still wanted to give credit).

That was a really fun read! Good stuff!

A Defender of the Stone says 'Let's actually just kill him. Right now.'

Just wanted everyone to know that I've promoted this guard.

I'm late to this, but this is AMAZING.

LOTY

The typos made me Lol.

LOTY!

I can't wait for PART TWO.

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
A tiny lizard appears to grin as it blows scorching fire at Delion!
Flames roll across your body, burning you!
Ouch!
You are on fire.

* F HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > roll
You roll your eyes.
Ouch!

* F HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > florroll
Come again?
Ouch!

* F HP:Battered MV:Tiring > FLOORROLL
You frantically roll around on the floor extinguishing the flames.

LOTM!

Log of the month!

Had me cracking up with all the hidden jokes and puns. Literally laughed out loud. Reminds me of ricos old post.

this literally made me lol


* HP:Wounded MV:Full > say They damn well better not have...
You say 'Could be anyone's horse in that pot.'

* HP:Wounded MV:Full > ladle stew
You help yourself to a bowl of horse stew.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full > search corpse
-=+*

You uncover the recently butchered remains of a bloodstock stallion.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full > eat stew
You slurp up a bowl of horse stew.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >
You say 'Could be anyone's recently killed tairen bloodstock stallion.'

* HP:Wounded MV:Full > l corpse
It is the corpse of a bloodstock stallion.
A small name plate hangs from its neck.
It reads: "Delion's horse."

* HP:Wounded MV:Full > squint plate
You squint at it.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >
You say 'Wish I could read.'

My favourite was "manly scream".

This clearly needs to be a social.