Wheel of Time MUD

This is obviously an istant winner. I'll collect my reward of 99 shield parry now.

1-6 qps, depending on length and quality.

Potential +1 qp: if part of a series: o/x

Total: 1 qps

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This poem is dedicated to Tempest and Enok, whom love me like they love red-headed step children.

I'm terrible,
Pretty easy to see,

I'm incredibly hot as firetruck,
Even though I don't seem to have much luck,

Rig is the best,
Doesn't seem to want to stop and rest,

Always dying,
Always raging,

Tempest is gross,
Mantorok is obscene,

This makes no sense,
But I never did have much commonsense.

Poem #2: Worms

Worms,
I hate worms,

Worms are stronger than pukes,
They make me want to backstab myself,

I can't even blick them,
They make me angry,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you like worms,
I hate you.