Wheel of Time MUD

Weird! This is the Mobol that the vengeful widower in the south mini smob chain says

No clue if this is a bug or new coding or what. But it sure cracked me up.


o HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a Dhai'mon trolloc: Hurt - a deranged ogier: Hurt > b
You try to slash a deranged ogier, but it deflects the blow.
A deranged ogier hits a Dhai'mon trolloc's body.
A Dhai'mon trolloc tries to blast a deranged ogier, but it deflects the blow.
[bash ]

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A deranged ogier hits a Dhai'mon trolloc's right leg.
A Dhai'mon trolloc blasts a deranged ogier's body very hard.


As a deranged ogier avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

o HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > st

A deranged ogier gesticulates strangely.

o HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > k oig

A deranged ogier hits a Dhai'mon trolloc's right leg very hard.
A Dhai'mon trolloc tries to blast a deranged ogier, but it parries successfully.

o HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You stand up.

o HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > They aren't here.

o HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > erb
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A deranged ogier rumbles 'Amyrna, my love.'

o HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > k ogier
b
You slash a deranged ogier's body extremely hard.

You slash a deranged ogier's left leg very hard.t - a deranged ogier: Hurt >
A deranged ogier hits a Dhai'mon trolloc's body hard.
A Dhai'mon trolloc tries to blast a deranged ogier, but it parries successfully.
[bash ]

+
A deranged ogier rumbles 'And now they stole your belongings.'

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A deranged ogier hits a Dhai'mon trolloc's body.
A Dhai'mon trolloc blasts a deranged ogier's right arm very hard.

=
Your bash at a deranged ogier sends it sprawling!

o HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a Dhai'mon trolloc: Wounded - a deranged ogier: Wounded >
A deranged ogier rumbles 'Another thief! Come to take the rest east, did you?'

That was all he did.