Funny Quotes Mythras Joined: Apr 29, 2001 From: Austin, TX via NYC Posted: 2003-02-19 12:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doc told us to start one, here it is. Gotta wait for Nass, Quin, Bryan, and Sayuja to all add theirs, but I guess I can find one to start off with: Alexandra tells you 'Next time I tell you I'm going to a church function, remind me that I'd rather dip my n*ts in a vat of acid.' Not the best, but we needed something to get the ball rolling. Please only include things you've heard people say on the MUD. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doc Joined: Jan 28, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-19 13:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Great start Mythras. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janarc Joined: Feb 01, 2002 Posted: 2003-02-19 13:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pantero sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! You sigh loudly. You say "I should've gone east gate." Just thought that was kinda humourous - 3 wardens on me, and thats all I can think to say. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brine Joined: Jan 12, 2003 From: Hudson, NH aka Behind You Posted: 2003-02-19 14:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- four words: "fresh kenny wang winding" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dracmus Joined: Jun 19, 2000 Posted: 2003-02-19 16:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coeld narrates 'You came back from linkless rent retarded?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mythras Joined: Apr 29, 2001 From: Austin, TX via NYC Posted: 2003-02-19 16:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It went something like this...: Geisha narrates 'on torn wang' Avalon narrates 'Ouch! A torn wang!' Curtis narrates 'gah, gotta hurt.' Few mins later... Geisha narrates 'wang rip' Avalon narrates 'First it's torn, now you ripped it? Poor wang.' Curtis narrates 'ouch!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mythras Joined: Apr 29, 2001 From: Austin, TX via NYC Posted: 2003-02-19 16:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another of Alexandra's little hits: Alexandra says 'I'd rather have my balls inside a tank of lobsters than group with you, Rodin.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lunda Joined: Dec 05, 2000 From: Hammond, Louisiana Posted: 2003-02-20 00:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Excerpt from a post on Seanchan RP forum by Nuitari. Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hopefully my little sister will prove worthy where i failed. Now where did that dratted hoe go? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lunda Rhadamanthus -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pontara Joined: Jan 06, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-21 21:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this one's good.... Iliana was in ccs with a bunch of us... and she did this Iliana wields herron in a 2 handed grip. Iliana says: I've always wanted to do that. Herroh: WEEEE ME: AWWWWWW -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iliana Joined: Jan 19, 2002 From: New York City Posted: 2003-02-22 13:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You forget the part where half the mud ragged on me for being a sicko. Then the other half congratulated Herron for being wielded in a 2 handed instead of a one handed grip. Ili -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zork Joined: Feb 01, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-23 16:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You should see her when she's around me. It looks like the Hindi elephant god. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pontara Joined: Jan 06, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-23 19:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and there's zeduis's Whats this emotion called luv? It Confuses and infuriates me! [ This Mail was edited by: Pontara on 2003-02-25 22:17 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kragor Joined: May 25, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-24 09:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quirl narrates 'Pukeslayer tells you 'hey boy, lookin mighty foxy in those white panties' Pukeslayer tells you 'mistell :\' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jakalo Joined: Dec 05, 2002 Posted: 2003-02-24 09:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Niel narrates 'lint is a sheep wisperer' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Talimor Joined: Mar 16, 2002 From: Cali Posted: 2003-02-25 17:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can't remember who it was but: Someone narrates 'what is this banana you are speaking of?' Firin tells you 'thats great I HOPE YOU DIE' Firin tells you 'er mistell' General Karlin den Tolkran tells you 'report to my office immediately so' General Karlin den Tolkran tells you 'ldier' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Herron Joined: Mar 19, 2002 Posted: 2003-02-25 18:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah, I remember that one Ili -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maral Joined: Oct 18, 2000 Posted: 2003-02-25 21:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nhan_on_another_char narrates 'OMG' Nhan_on_another_char narrates 'OMG' Nhan_on_another_char narrates 'Arim - Bridge on the River Cary at Carysford' You say 'lol' Mazin tells you 'told you mart would freak ' You say 'you were right joel' Mazin says 'what i tell ya man' Mazin says 'mart did freak:P' Nhan_on_another_char tells you 'HE'S MY IDOL' Nhan_on_another_char tells you 'HE'S MY firetruckING IDOL OMG' Nhan_on_another_char narrates 'Omg, I feel like a 4 year old at Toys 'R Us.' t nhan Someone_I_was_playing commands 'shout I love Arim and want to have his love-child' You tell Nhan 'Someone_I_was_playing commands 'shout I love Arim and want to have his love-child'' Nhan shouts 'I love Arim and want to have his love-child'' * R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Curtis narrates 'ewww' * R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Nhan narrates 'That so wasn't me.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pilana Joined: Sep 24, 2002 Posted: 2003-02-26 03:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Was spammin' to fd with Wuken, was funny atm and of course he didn't say 'fluff': * R HP:Healthy MV:Winded > A wild stallion seems too exhausted to obey Wuken's commands. * R HP:Healthy MV:Winded > Wuken says 'thank you for flying with Wuken R us' * R HP:Healthy MV:Winded > Wuken says 'now get the fluff off' * R HP:Healthy MV:Winded > A wild stallion pricks its ears forward and looks alert. * R HP:Healthy MV:Winded > pout Ah, don't take it so hard. * R HP:Healthy MV:Winded > sniff You sniff sadly. *SNIFF* * R HP:Healthy MV:Winded > Wuken snickers softly. -------- & -------- Kith narrates 'holy bad flees batman' That one's just too cute. ^_^ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quark Joined: Aug 20, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-27 04:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was exp-ing this newbie on illian road as he suddenly started spamming me with tells, urging me to STOP! As I ask him what the fuss is all about he tells me that there is something really wrong. Go back like 8 rooms, he tells me, and I do so. Only to find a regular room with nothing special. Can't u see it? He asks me. Nope, I says. There something terribly wrong he tells me. Dying to know whar the heck is up, I command him to tell me what he sees. A strange disturbance in the pattern. It took him more than 30 mins to find out how the heck I knew he was a mc... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pontara Joined: Jan 06, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-27 15:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOL Ok, we've gota add these. Bash made of DOOM!!!! -stomp Are you my chickadee?? -mira I don't hear HEEDING!!! - Pontara (couldent leave me out ) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pantero Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-27 18:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of my personal favorites was when Ragnar had just gotten his title...I almost fell out of my chair laughing because there was hardly a pause between the question and the answer. Ragnar narrates '5 crowns to the person who comes up with a title that I actually use' Someone narrates 'C*m guzzler?' Pants [ This Mail was edited by: Pantero on 2003-02-27 18:55 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wuken Joined: Jun 30, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-28 01:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I dont know this cracked me up so bad though. Im chasing lexar all over and hes asking me to leave him alone *roll* hes a mc ffs. this is what he sends me after i kill him Lexar tells you 'your low down, you firetrucking ass hole.' Lexar tells you 'why in the firetruck are you god damn delvling me you piese of dung' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bryan Joined: Apr 05, 2000 Posted: 2003-02-28 01:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's starting to seem like I post this evil thing every 2 months or so... *peer* Anyway, since it was requested in the title, here you go: Bryan's Book of Funny (and often disturbing) Quotes ------------- Gohon tells you 'figured. and you are not a murderer irl who kills people when t hey are sleeping or whatever right?' ------------- Jered says 'time to flee.' * R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > Jered leaves north, riding a gray palfrey. Jered the Recruit is a level 28 human Child of Light ranger. ------------- Judicare tells you 'you scare me whenever you're around my "friend".' ------------- Paikah tells you 'I don't know if this is good or bad for you, but you're the n ext Venic in my book.' ------------ The gleeman says 'You Bryan!!! You will die before your time!!' The gleeman panics and attempts to flee! ----------- Gohon tells you 'did i ever thank you for ripping conagher?' Conagher the Runner is a level 29 human Forrester ranger. Gohon the Green Knight is a level 40 human Forrester Master ranger. ----------- Judicare narrates 'anyone seen bryan lately...speaking of the devil' ----------- Sean narrates 'Bryan, you trying to be like Murdock or something? Sorry, you're just not cool enough.' ----------- Khadgar of Murandy is a human. You know what I see way to often? TYPE HELP FOR NEWBIES. You cannot leave the Circle of Light for 15 minutes because you were PK'd! Just you wait Bryan...32 lvls that is...then we'll see who's laughing! PK'd count 9 ----------- Garrison tells you 'i know youre an mc' Garrison tells you 'dont worry, i wont tell anyone' ----------- Alkazar tells you 'Why is Gohon not dead yet?' ----------- Someone narrates 'if we cant kill bryan lets find out his alts and kill all of the m!' ---------- Deedlit narrates 'Lol, you couldn't kill me if you wanted to Bryan.' 5, 5% #Deedlit ---------- Ketsang tells you 'you're my hero....i want my mc to be just like you ' Ketsang al'Kaden the Hundredman is a level 30 human Child of Light ranger. ---------- You tell Jamila 'Will you marry me?' Jamila tells you 'damnit, no, I'm betrothed to Kenny' ---------- Chuck tells you 'when you are tainted, does it make you nar funny things?' ---------- Lanna narrates 'I'm quitting because of Bryan' (then begins a 10+ min. tirade) Avia tells you 'Lanna just needs to put down the Jack Daniel's and type quit ' ---------- Tzyde narrates 'Bryan is the most evil guy around since Mogg' ---------- Talkor narrates 'what? so nobody likes bryan anymoer? ' ---------- *Smasher* hisses 'Why are you not a Darkfriend yet?' *Chaos* hisses 'Why are you not a DF yet?' *Noikor* hisses 'Fool, become a df already' ---------- Zor tells you 'i'll send you $$50 irl to kill ruckis' ---------- *a newbie trolloc* says 'ward my dagger?' ---------- Mysil looks at you. * R HP:Healthy SP:Fading MV:Strong - Mysil:Wounded > You swiftly dodge Mysil's attempt to scythe you. You slash Mysil's right arm very hard. * R HP:Healthy SP:Fading MV:Strong - Mysil:Wounded > Mysil stares at the sky. * R HP:Healthy SP:Fading MV:Strong - Mysil:Wounded > Mysil panics and attempts to flee! ---------- A myrddraal gesticulates strangely. * HP:Scratched SP:Trickling MV:Tiring > Oops. * HP:Scratched SP:Trickling MV:Tiring > You snicker softly. * HP:Scratched SP:Trickling MV:Tiring > A myrddraal hisses 'bah' ---------- You bellow 'GOD SAVE ME, KYN IS SINGING BRITTNEY SPEARS ON NARRATES!' Someone bellows '*comfort*' ---------- Anakha bellows 'I'm going to have to side with the Darkfriend on this one' Pelori bellows 'Bah, go away both of you. ' Anakha is Sei'taer Seventh, a seanchan. Pelori of the Borderlands is a human. ---------- Pelori bellows 'You must be really stupid to enter a stedding to chase me' (Few ticks later...) Pelori tells you 'Gah, didn't know you had a heron blade and could bash =(' ---------- The Dreadlord says 'He is being given the Gifts.' *Eleanor* says 'I'm glad someone is' *Eleanor* smirks. (Incidentally, I receieved no Dark Gift ) ---------- Vfan tells you 'I count 8 flamestrikes, thats impressive. No hard feelings that I didnt put up more of a fight I hope?' ---------- Manni narrates 'oh look bryan, manni the level 1 ranger is alone, better kill him ' Edei narrates 'level 1 edei is all alone too, oh no, bryan is out!' Manni the ranger of the Borderlands is a level 1 human ranger is a level 51 human Red Eagle ranger. Edei the ranger of the Borderlands is a level 1 human ranger is a human. ---------- Rain narrates 'I'm trapped in Roland, Yazir is around, someone come save me?' You narrate 'I'm OTW Rain!' Rain narrates 'That's what I was afraid of ' ---------- Gohon narrates 'Bryan Kenny, what boring names. Bob the Darkfriend must be next' ---------- You bellow 'Nobody likes you!' Yazir bellows 'Who? me?' You bellow 'Yes you. Everybody likes me and hates you.' Yazir bellows 'You wish.' ---------- *Murnych* says 'Bryan is a complete wimp, I could take him easy' You begin to weave the appropriate flows... -= You draw some energy from the stone in your hand. *Murnych* has been blinded! *Murnych* says 'I hate you! ' ---------- (How to confuse Trollocs with Important Darkfriend Secrets, lesson 1) *Eleanor* whispers to you 'blah blah blah' You whisper to *Eleanor* 'secret stuff' *Eleanor* whispers to you 'nod' ---------- (Stealing Kills, Lesson 1.1) Smasher bellows 'he crit in wb, get him jaster' * R HP:Healthy SP:Trickling MV:Strong > Majin has arrived from the north. * R HP:Healthy SP:Trickling MV:Strong > [k majin] You slash Majin's head into bloody fragments! Majin is dead! R.I.P. You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you. You receive your share of experience... Your first time. Was it good for you too? Your blood freezes as you hear Majin's death cry. * R HP:Healthy SP:Trickling MV:Strong > *Smasher* hisses 'goddamnit bryan' ---------- Someone squeaks 'Decon, a *human*, Majin and more are at Circle of Light' ---------- (Bryan decides to get Gate at the global reset, and doesn't know how to use it yet) Eileen tells you 'I'm going to laugh when someone figures out that you can't port' You tell Eileen 'So what am I supposed to do then?' Eileen tells you 'Loom a lot, and hope they don't notice' ---------- Lorrane narrates 'hey Bryan! How many darkfriends does it take to light a torch?' * R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > You narrate 'One. I point, and your body bursts into flames, providing all the illumination I need.' * R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > cw [change mood wimpy] Mood changed to: Wimpy Wimpy reset to: XXX hit points. * R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > Kilmore narrates 'lol' Joinde narrates 'that was actually good' ---------- Elya the Lockshear Wretch is a trolloc. Bastard daughter of Bryan and Ilsae Their union was so tainted that she was born a trolloc Galnorn was watching the whole time She's as smart as her mommy and as evil as her daddy ---------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wander Joined: Apr 25, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-28 01:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He actually called someone a piece of dung??? Wow, thats profound -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rychek Joined: Apr 18, 2000 Posted: 2003-02-28 02:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- XXXX tells you, "help me kill rychek?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pilana Joined: Sep 24, 2002 Posted: 2003-02-28 15:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey um.. Belwas I think it was... What did you tell me that one day in EF? *ponder* I think it was something like... Belwas tells you 'pilanas beaten up in ef, can I get permission to attack her?' *shrug* It was funny at the time, thank the gods the RE in the area said no. ^_^ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maiel Joined: Oct 18, 2001 Posted: 2003-02-28 16:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think it goes somethin like this...was in someones description for a while. You tell Doc 'It's cold in here' Doc tells you 'Aren't you wearing any clothes?' XX (i cant remember who it was) tells you 'can you ward?' you reply to xx 'Of course not, I mud naked! Didn't you know?' <--was supposed to go to doc (never use Reply commnad when sending incriminating comments to people) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nuonn Joined: May 20, 2002 From: New Joisey Posted: 2003-02-28 21:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i think my new favorite is A massive, maniacal trolloc narrates 'I am the only Trolloc left in Caemlyn' then i think it was A massive, maniacal trolloc narrates 'I am a dieing breed' i lost the last part since i cant log -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Andrak Joined: Sep 07, 2002 Posted: 2003-03-01 08:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bored so here's one to throw to the dogs. * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > whois prai Prai the Trolloc is a trolloc. *Shei* arrives in a bright flash of light. You roll your eyes at *Shei* *Shei* says '@o/ eOSh * G cOWQh@/O GS GO*x aoUE@*' Translation How else am I supposed to make master.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pontara Joined: Jan 06, 2001 Posted: 2003-03-02 20:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- cackle, this one's pretty good. Natalie chats 'Anyone know how to get a grape juice stain off the wall?' she went on asking for a few minutes, then we heard... Natalie chats 'take care all, off to clean my wall' snicker Funny Quotes Eol Joined: May 31, 2000 From: Houston/College Station Posted: 2003-03-06 01:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elya the Lockshear Wretch is a trolloc. Bastard daughter of Bryan and Ilsae Their union was so tainted that she was born a trolloc Galnorn was watching the whole time She's as smart as her mommy and as evil as her daddy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I actually saw that the other day. Its great. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phreak Joined: Aug 05, 2000 Posted: 2003-03-06 12:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You narrate 'scouts pick up all sorts of weird dung' You narrate 'i heard fd scouts say 'Drakavreaputsa' once' Track narrates 'I heard ravens say Javinputsapenis... once..' -Phreak -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Driden Joined: Aug 17, 2001 Posted: 2003-03-07 19:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This was said after PK'ing around FD for awhile with Deedlit and some other tower folk... Pepin bellows 'Where there's a Green, there's a spamlooter!" Was classic -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wander Joined: Apr 25, 2001 Posted: 2003-03-09 19:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well this was from the name generator, but its kinda a quote and i thought it was histerical Bartdidher B*tchum God I laughed when I saw them, and sooo damn tempted to stat them [ This Mail was edited by: Wander on 2003-03-09 19:35 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Langolas Joined: Aug 05, 2001 Posted: 2003-03-11 19:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sinar tells you 'Okay when you sleeping I'm gonna have your babies.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hurricane Joined: May 15, 2002 Posted: 2003-03-11 19:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seen this in TV rent today An old hoe has been laid here.... Took me a second to re-read it properly as An old hoe with a worn handle has been laid here was funny as hell when I first saw it though -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mythras Joined: Apr 29, 2001 From: Austin, TX via NYC Posted: 2003-03-13 04:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Larsiny narrates 'what's best thign to do to someone to get them to stop snoring short of waking them up?' Beset narrates 'Well, the best thing to do would probably be.. taking em from the rear.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beset Joined: Dec 06, 2002 Posted: 2003-03-13 08:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lies! Thats taken completely out of context! (was atleast 3 other narrates before that one, even one by me!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eol Joined: May 31, 2000 From: Houston/College Station Posted: 2003-03-14 18:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Think this is Karind's log of newbies in the tower. Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *trolloc* closes the Door. <--- *blink* LIGHT FRIEND! + * * You strike A *trolloc*'s left leg hard. A *trolloc* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully. A *trolloc* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully. You lost control of Saidar! Tulsor chats 'me too!' * HP:Hurt SP:Good MV:Full - Ghool: Hurt > fs You try to strike A *trolloc*, but he parries successfully. A *trolloc* tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack. A *trolloc* tries to strike you, but you dodge the attack. * HP:Hurt SP:Good MV:Full - Ghool: Hurt > channel 'flame strike' You begin to weave the appropriate flows... - = + A *trolloc* peers closely at A *trolloc*, trying to figure him out. <--- my thought exactly. * A *trolloc* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully. A *trolloc* tries to strike you, but you deflect the blow. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mahri Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posted: 2003-03-14 23:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brine says "ah, she wuvs me.' Noel says "i doubt it" Mahri gets her revenge by piddling on Brines shoe. She grins evilly Brine says "a bit doggish, though" P.S. i don't like being flirted with. at all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quin Joined: Sep 24, 2000 Posted: 2003-03-15 19:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I guess I'll add my whole document of quotes, its getting outdated thou because I havent played in ages. alright here goes, I try to edit out the not so funny ones over time but sometimes a few slip by. Enjoy Sorry for taking up so much space... Vokon tells you 'I am betwixt mere confusion and utter iliteracy when I attempt to even comprehend using verbage of which I do not contain within my knowledge. ' You tell Vokon 'ow, you just hurt my brain' Mythras narrates 'You feel sober again. *cry*' Razzor narrates 'Razzor is drunk at the moment and will not respond to any allegations of slander, libel, contemptment of the Maredo Conference, public nudity, or doubleparking of horses on 1 way streets.' Razzor narrates 'Razzor is going to bed now, and open to any pressing matters of concern to be adressed before collapsing in a heap on the floor.' Roxy narrates 'I am not crazy. I am filled with lusty religious fervor.' Mikaela narrates 'before there was Mira, there was Mika. I'm allowed those pre-Accepted comments every now and again.' You narrate 'I had to break the five second silence somehow' Mikaela narrates 'isn't there a barmaid somewhere that can put that tongue to work?' Mikaela narrates 'now. Before I go back to this treaty I'm working on, does anyone have anything reasonable they need of me?' You narrate 'Can we tango in CCS mika?' Mikaela narrates 'Alan, you don't dance without stepping on toes.' Davor narrates 'Damnit, all we need is Quin on dusty to lag out all the trollocs, hes carrying on a conversation here in fal dara with narrates, yells, says, and tells' Rodin shouts 'shout The Light be thanked, Aleis has taken me back and we are engaged once again!!!!!' Pedron Niall, Lord Captain Commander narrates 'It is not too late yet to leave the witch and return to the Light, Rodin' Lelaine Akashi narrates 'Aleis al'Ospenya you are summoned before the Amyrlin Seat.' Robert Jordan enters from the west, haggard, sweating profusely. Robert Jordan says 'Man, stop running around. I never made Rand run this much.' Robert Jordan says 'Actually, I play this game. And Doyn will be included as a new character in the next book' Kaplen narrates 'Shit lawn...I will mow you down' Galen narrates 'ivy nekkie for trade' Cindy narrates 'one time, at band camp, i got nekkie in the ivy' Estrella narrates 'It's laggy and 360 degrees here in WoTmud ' You narrate 'zelda, wheres your slave link?' Zelda narrates 'chuckle, he's on a secret mission for me ' Euler narrates 'Ok, I need a really big sack, a catchpole and two Thorntons Double Choclate cakes ' You narrate 'Im in euler!' You narrate 'Nass I challenge you to a duel, winner gets double choclate cakes!' A bitter wind suddenly rises and drains every bit of heat from your body! Nass has frozen you! Nass speaks from the Light 'Lawn Lost' A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Nass steps in. A fireball suddenly explodes in front of you, melting the ice! Nass has thawed you. Nass sticks his tongue out at you. PHTHTHBTHBTBTBHH! Nass says 'lucky old you' Nass disappears in a puff of smoke. Sayuja speaks from the Light 'well, that was fun, Dobain's rash remarks and Nass's intolerance for such remarks has resulted in a bit of entertainment. Funny stuff..' Mangler shouts 'BLIND DAMNIT KENNY BLIND BLIND!' Stomp shouts 'channies made of lame STOMP MADE OF DOOM' You shout 'wee... I give him 7 points for trying' Someone shouts 'score Stomp 7 everyone else 0' Tolack shouts 'Dementor obviously was a failed creation there Stomp... a light touch to the back with a jeweled dagger and he collapsed! tsk tsk' Someone shouts 'I am the lawn MOWER die die die!' Someone shouts 'yawn sure sure sure dementor pffft who cares hes a worthless trolloc' Someone shouts 'STOMP MADE OF DOOM' You narrate 'wtf do you always fail to hit DEER!' You narrate 'damnit!' You narrate 'god mother!' Brocas narrates 'chill dude, just a deer' Hayato narrates 'a major case of stat rage...Not up therewith road rage but its dangerous..' Alundra narrates 'If you catch th' fireworker, I'll make you an honorary Lion Warden deputy.' Alundra narrates 'You get a nice plastic badge and everything.' Lorrane narrates 'I call him 'mine', and 'oh god, yes, don't stop'. Questions? No? didn't think so.' Nevyn bellows 'welcome to fal dara. To your left we have newbies...To your right we have bloodthirsty trollocs..lets mix them and see the outcome..' We're sorry all imms are down at this time. Please try your call again later. The Dark One shouts 'E^rT DvY bORfun^ YB bVby`mQuw Mjn GDkF [b[ aU mHe Dg_kK' Schala narrates 'I love Mesa unconditionally , I'll break his bad habits, do not despair ' Henkel narrates 'Yeah that's what my wife thought...I'm still mudding ' A banker narrates 'I donated all of Hellfire's money to charity for multiplaying.' Pallux narrates 'you are wanted by: Women' Vivienne speaks from the Light 'don't even start, Pallux. ' Mira narrates 'Snorakk is trying to push cat nip on the local wildlife and pretend its pot, Otzo is slouching against a tree with a cigarette in his mouth and talking about how much he hates his parents' Lorrane narrates 'don't forget their daddies went to prison and their dogs got ran over by pickup trucks while the rain poured down, Mira Sedai.' Scottie shouts 'any imms want to tell me how to delete a persons name' Someone speaks from the Light 'help delete' Someone speaks from the Light 'oh... and beam me up. ' Elora narrates 'whats a perm?' Marlis narrates 'It's when you dunk your head in a vat of chemicals, air dry it, then it explodes off the top of your head in a violent storm of frizzy hair.' Marlis narrates 'i've got firetrucktons of dodge. i'd like to get inside and split before we get hit with numbers.' You narrate 'fucktons must be alot' Someone speaks from the Light 'Was that necessary marlis?' Someone speaks from the Light 'And Quin... what a surprise?' You narrate 'my tennis coaches name is spangler' Spangler narrates 'just off to give some tennis lessons, man my students are dung ' Flarn narrates 'I keep feeling young with help of a spiffy plant from Shara....' Flarn narrates 'via'gra' Lorrane narrates 'Quin reminds me - there will be a "Lum Lum" song later this week. The chorus is giving me some trouble...' Mira narrates 'no Bryan I will not have your love child, I don't care what kind of channel 'supersize weiner' the Dark One gives his Chosen' Pedron Niall, Lord Captain Commander narrates 'They are sophists.' Pedron Niall, Lord Captain Commander narrates 'I don't take second place to a horse, Rodin.' Kiara narrates 'God horses suck ass' Zeduis narrates 'any time my horses tries that i slap it' Someone speaks from the Light 'madonna is dancing by herself in the silly names room.' Zadeem narrates 'dammit excaped crit only to rip to horny lizard' Florentine narrates 'why did that just sound really bad...ripping to horny lizards' Mira whispers to you, 'gherbals and mice and hampsters oh my!' Mikaela narrates 'oh no... Lumlum arrives from the east...' A parrot squawks 'lum lum' A parrot squawks 'bum hum ' A parrot squawks 'hum bum ' Lunda narrates 'Drak'll be dead soon, there's only a full AS/Warder pair, mobs, Belal, and all the rest of you there ' Blak narrates 'Woohaa. My parrot is finally level 51. Try and kill him now suckas. ' Dakan bellows 'dam you are all idiot' Setren bellows 'nah, just spammy and wierd' Setren bellows 'oh great, its the smob group of the mentally insane' Rodin shouts 'Imms, I wanna be a Novice!' Someone speaks from the Light 'Rodin noshouted by Zun' You narrate 'thank you' Deacon narrates 'woohoo' Zarden narrates 'YESS' Fabian narrates 'nice' Fender narrates 'WOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT' Dlanbe narrates 'YAY!!!' Istarr narrates ':)' Garnoc narrates 'great' Lunda narrates 'FINALLY.' Deedlit narrates 'sweet!' Razzor cackles insanely but makes not a sound. You say 'Hard to picture huh?' Razzor says 'i just picture a retarded guy in armor trying to bite the air.' Mazrim Taim arrives from a puff of smoke. Mazrim Taim kisses you. Mazrim Taim disappears in a mushroom cloud. Zun speaks from the Light 'I'm happy to announce the WoT is now the official mud of Microsoft's new XBox video game console' Zun speaks from the Light 'as part of the deal, Microsoft will now be acquiring the rights to WoT' Zun speaks from the Light 'starting next week, we will be making many code changes' Zun speaks from the Light 'for example, the mud will no longer crash' Zun speaks from the Light 'instead, you will get a blue screen...' Zun speaks from the Light 'also, you will not be allowed to play from any OS except Windows' Zun speaks from the Light 'the login will now require an account on MSN' Zun speaks from the Light 'I'm also happy to announce that every player will now have an assistant' Zun speaks from the Light 'who will help you locate smobs and eq' Zun speaks from the Light 'he will be called 'Clippy'' Zun speaks from the Light 'and follow you around everywhere, while tugging on its braid and making helpful comments' Zun speaks from the Light 'and say things like 'Light!' Lalita speaks from the Light '-blows zun massive kisses-we miss you, when you come around its like Jesus stopping in for tea ' Lalita speaks from the Light 'Lunda is all man, I spy on him in the form a squirrel while he showers' Someone speaks from the Light 'do 38 room desc in one day and you start do doubt your spelling abilities' Whitaker narrates 'start do doubt?' Someone speaks from the Light 'see' Wander narrates 'Backward the Tear' You narrate 'Shush you dirty pig' Wander narrates 'ooc and i really am a cop in real life....thats just amuses me' Someone narrates 'the idea of a cop who muds amuses me...next time I'll say "sorry, officer, I was spamming pretty fast and didn't see the sign..."' Doncarnage shouts 'my apologies for missing the most joyest of occasions of your...er...wait...no. the most joyous of occasions will be when i remove both of your heads. for now, enjoy your happiness...but look behind the candles..for the shadow is there...and it will consume you all!' Thunder speaks from the Light 'well.. I just lost a whole weeks worth of mail... ' You narrate 'did you really wanna read all that mail thunder?' Thunder speaks from the Light 'nah not really ' Someone narrates 'Godzilla seen Amongst the Rubble' You narrate 'Godzilla seen Amongst the Rubble, does that seem funny to anyone else?' You narrate 'All quiet on the north eastern front?' Flarn narrates '*snicker* javohl mein herr' You narrate 'Yeah, I agree,' You narrate 'um, if I knew what you said' Flarn narrates '*snicker*' You narrate 'aennor tried to beat me up once, the bum!' Someone speaks from the Light 'You owed me money' Someone narrates 'for the shaven goats of kandor?' You narrate 'nah' You narrate 'that sounds a little sick' Someone narrates 'lol' Someone narrates 'hmm, too red eagle really' Someone narrates 'sick but funny as hell' Blare narrates 'Offensive bonus: 114, Dodging bonus: 197, Parrying bonus: 174' Juzra narrates 'and then blare woke up' Someone speaks from the Light 'Paishain yells out, 'With all your talking down there you would think you were a bunch of girls waiting to meet Nsync.'' Groofin narrates 'INSYNC is HERE?' Someone speaks from the Light 'Mistress Paishain yells out, 'What is this RP? Nsync stands for Northern Studs You Never Cuddle, they are a gleeman troup for Saldaea.'' You narrate 'what the hell, I cannot store mail? suddenly I have mail?' Delenor tells you 'Oh, no! AOL is taking over the mud!' Nevelo tells you 'When asking for a head of a troll.. it is not polite to say, 'gimmie head'' Nevelo tells you 'How do warders get their qps?' Nevelo tells you '"give head hammar"' Daethor narrates 'anyone on know dirs to renegade aiel?' Ragen narrates 'east' Daethor narrates '*mutter*' Arthonok narrates 'lol ragen' Nevelo narrates 'Nah, it is more north east' Bryan chats 'laugh, Quin tells you 'you have got to be massivly tainted' Someone narrates 'Quin you should prac light ball' You narrate 'I need my clan imm to come back' Someone speaks from the Light 'I can just remove you from the clan Quin. That be easier? ' You narrate 'having - qps is always a bore' Someone speaks from the Light 'Okay, Quin is so ugly.......' Joxter narrates 'U G L Y' Lieper narrates 'he so ugly that when he comes into your room his name is pink (trolls are red)' Dalanar narrates 'Well, Aiel mighta taken our sword, but we drained their lake and drank all their water! Who's laughing now!' Dalanar narrates 'You think Aiel Clan Chiefs wander around singing "Summer of 69" after entering Rhuidean?' You whisper to Mazrim Taim 'you wanna give me that angreal?' Mazrim Taim says 'Arg Matey, tis mine!' Mazrim Taim says 'But I shall give ye something if ye like' You say 'hey wait a sec' You say 'I dont like your tone' Mazrim Taim says 'What ye talking aboot?' You say 'makes me nervous around some people' Mazrim Taim gives you a dirty rock. Mazrim Taim says 'There ye go, tis a magic rock!' Nimbus narrates 'who was saying someone was wierder than quin?' [em cackles insanely up towards the heavens!] Kandia bellows 'Stop Cackling!!!!' Kandia bellows 'Your creaping me out!!' You narrate 'Moraen secretly controlls us all!' Moraen tells you 'I do not ' A puppy barks 'SALAD!' You say 'That evil quinn chased me a way again!' You say 'spooky bastard' Nevelo tells you ':P' Elora narrates 'Forward the White Lion!' Elora narrates 'Shit wrong char' You narrate 'Whoa, I forgot where I was' Lalita speaks from the Light 'I told you to lay off the crack Quin...' You narrate 'shh lalita, nobody else knows about that' Turf tells you 'you gots crack?! can i have some?' Akaryu narrates 'hey don't blame quin that stuff's addictive ' Rodin narrates 'crack on wotmud... wow... the imms should clean this place up' Varchild narrates 'if robert jordan dies...im never going to be a complete man' Goobert narrates 'but how is robert jordan going to restore your testicle?' Naji narrates 'wow quin you really are a nutter.' You narrate 'Hey, I do what I can for qps' Twil narrates 'wtf you talkin about huma....ever since you mis-aimed that ice spike......Im sure youd pass for a woman now....' You gasp in amazement as you witness Deedlit Sedai consume 4 large pizza's. You hear a noise almost as quiet as a whisper and see Deedlit Sedai squirmishing. You tell Doinysius 'woo I outran 22 trollocs!' Dionysius tells you ' I saw it on narrates - nice going ' Someone narrates 'ok....quin get a light dude ur always in the dark:P' Razzor narrates 'i hate snow, i hate snow, i hate snow oh yes i do...' You narrate 'I hate snow, but then again, it covers up some ugly people' Gerik tells you ':P' Mazrim Taim narrates 'Come take it then little one. The Shadowspawn were eliminated.' Mazrim Taim narrates 'Your Tower doesn't especially amaze me. I doubt you could do the job.' Kalos narrates 'Ack. Now they are taking on each other's mannerisms' Kalos narrates 'This is getting positively nauseating.' (A Niuq/Quin moment) Kate narrates 'Quin if you comparing lil me with a big ugly hairy trolloc im gonna have to come kick yer ass ' Fleetrap narrates 'Last time I was on, got an icq from a troll...said "&*(*&$$ Fleetrap...stop scouting us!"...made my day ' Lalita speaks from the Light 'later all, getting nervous sent boyfriend to the grocery store, he has been gone for 2 hours shopping...I feel a 300$$ grocery bill coming....ahh the fun of living on the third floor and lugging groceries up three flights of stairs-wave-' You tell Lalita 'theres not to many legends of the light eh' Lalita tells you 'that list is older than white dog dung' Lalita speaks from the Light 'type who is genius' Someone speaks from the Light 'can I get a reimb lalita?' You tell Lalita 'Am I the master?' Lalita tells you 'the ass master' Someone speaks from the Light 'Cashel gets the prize for the most old posts on the RP board, someone clue that kid in on removing his old pearls of wisdom' Aethan narrates 'Trollocs! In Tear!' Dirge narrates 'thats called a "M.I.R.R.O.R"' Someone narrates 'hey gimli! what's this doing in acs? A White-Cloaks'-altar-to-the-Great-Lord is here.' You narrate 'jesus, why cant we regroup?' Someone speaks from the Light 'Jesus says 'I belong in church, shush'' Lalita speaks from the Light 'any questions? Fal person in Illian, if you want a romp with Glenin type offer(no prac resets name or move changes or eq reimbs, send tells)' Chaos yells 'Come on without, Come on within, You aint seen nothing like the mighty Quin!' Euler narrates 'Come on without! Come on within! You ain't seen nothing like the Mighty Quin!!!' Alexandra narrates 'comoooon without, comoooon within, you'll not see nothing like the mighty quin' Edwin narrates 'I remember when an imm controlled a scorpion once... Kicked the dung outta me, literally, it was kicking ' Milamber narrates 'hey nass, wanna trade characters? ' Nass speaks from the Light 'Milamber killed by the young buck at Under the Branches (#9203)' Salic narrates 'I wouldn't mind being the second warder for that pair ' Decon narrates 'great a mael lost in the woods *roll*' Someone speaks from the Light 'the False gopher Quin must put a cork in it' Mikaela narrates 'am I the only one waiting for the day when we hear 'Eleanor the sucker - now streaking in Baerlon' ? A tiny silver and pink butterfly flits overhead. A tiny butterfly weilds a pair of kitana's. A tiny butterfly exacts its vengance by giving Quin a very bad hair cut. Bits of Quin's hair float to the earth. A tiny butterfly flaps off on its shimmering wings. Mazrim Taim narrates 'Hm, that snivelling cur Nass just tried to give me a dirty rock Zerroth narrates 'i can prove i can channel' Covort narrates 'was fighting miguel once.. he was loosing, he fled, came back into room, saluted, tangoed, then fled again' You narrate 'Jesus! Almost ripped again' Euler narrates 'you know you'd think the son of god would be more careful:)' Gabino narrates 'It confuses the hell out of trollocs seeing turtle tracks on dusty' Suron shouts 'Nevelo.. you out trying to stop people clubbing baby ciels again?' Someone speaks from the Light 'you can make fun of Ceanae's mom, clothes, and horse...but best not rip on her pk skills, she gets a wee bit pissy' Sayuja speaks from the Light 'I se Zun's evil scheme to have you all noshouted didn't work.. you're all still talking ' You say 'roll, humans are dumd' *Chaos* hisses 'honor...' *Chaos* hisses 'ah i hate azeem' he White Lion guard bellows 'a mercenary is attacking the White Lion guard at Inside the Western Gate of Caemlyn.' Paxle bellows 'Gaurds! the Darkfriend a Weaponsmith Is attacking me!' Tarn narrates 'A Red Eagle sentry says 'Stop beeping me *****'' Nass says 'Oni tells you 'wanna group?'' Sayuja pats you on your head. Sayuja says 'ooh.. didnt get away... did ya?' You narrate 'lum lum' Moraen narrates 'hum lum' Nevelo narrates 'Bum bum' Someone narrates 'help im stuck in braem wood' You narrate 'And im coming to get you, Mwahahah!' Ererat narrates 'lol' Someone narrates 'no dung' Pedron Niall, Lord Captain Commander narrates 'that's a mixture of skunk and stinky, remind you of any females that you know Mikaela?' You say 'watchout, shes gonna pop!' Gavroche says 'wow' Ceridwen leans closer to Mortana, who now appears to be feeling better. Gavroche says 'she's finally lost it' Mortana's icy spikes shred Mortana, whose insides now flow freely to the ground. Alexandra says 'damn it!' Ronaldo says 'uh....' Gavroche says 'it's the too many warding-tells syndrome' Flik chats 'Just don't go around calling yourself the Dragon Reborn... they REALLY don't seem to l like that' You tell Paikah 'What you Say?' Paikah tells you 'All your base are belong to us!!!' You tell Paikah 'Ha! Ha! Ha!' Paikah tells you 'Someone set us up the bomb!' You tell Paikah 'We Get signal' Paikah tells you 'Good evening Gentlemen' You tell Paikah 'Its you' Paikah tells you 'hehe gotta rent, grin. Wave' [ This Mail was edited by: Quin on 2003-03-15 19:27 ] [ This Mail was edited by: Quin on 2003-03-15 19:35 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aryon Joined: Nov 21, 2002 Posted: 2003-03-15 20:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * R HP:Hurt MV:Haggard > eat queen You eat the mushroom. You chat 'hehe... eat queen: You eat the mushroom.' Kensho chats 'That is wrong on SO many levels Aryoon!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace Joined: Feb 26, 2003 Posted: 2003-03-16 12:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Keruk chats 'I had a dream of being noshouted forever. That sucked.' * R HP:Healthy MV:Weary > Firin chats 'no it didnt' * R HP:Healthy MV:Weary > Talimor chats 'no that would be a friggen blessing' * R HP:Healthy MV:Weary > chat heh keruk you almost there You chat 'heh keruk you almost there ' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Romaro Joined: Jan 23, 2003 Posted: 2003-03-17 07:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By request, below are some of the auctioneer's (Baledon) funny remarks during the recent Imm-sponsored auction: An auctioneer says 'Our next item is a silver etched shield. Don't look directly into it' An auctioneer says 'This is our next item, a general's sword. How ferocious you'll look with it!' An auctioneer says 'The very rare gold-plate breastplate. You'll be money in this' An auctioneer says 'And s'redit prod. Hopefully you never forget where you put it' An auctioneer says 'This is our next item, the light as air feather bladed staff' An auctioneer says 'A gold ring. Bling bling.' An auctioneer says 'A black tasseled spear. Pointy!' An auctioneer says 'This is our next item, a freshly made sungwood bracelet!' An auctioneer says 'A wicked knife bladed axe. Wicked, dude!' An auctioneer says 'Our next item is a tunic of finely crafted chain. Watch out for that wierd sunburn' An auctioneer says 'Our next item is a sharp red stone dagger, perfect Valentine gift for the angry girlfriend' An auctioneer says 'Our next item is a mahogany spear. Don't accidently sit on it' An auctioneer says 'A wickedly scythed longsword. Since I'm old, I'm going to go with the catchphrase Wicked, dude!' An auctioneer says 'A silver coil. It's use is a mystery, but it can be yours today!' An auctioneer says 'A gargantuan bastard sword. Whup ass in style.' An auctioneer says 'An ivy bracelet. The color of money, for not too much!' An auctioneer says 'A binnol! If you get tangled, we can't help you' An auctioneer says 'Our next item is a bronze headed war axe. Kickass, just watch the rust' An auctioneer says 'A cuendillar belt. Hard below the waist for optimum protection' An auctioneer says 'Our next item. Bone club. Walk like a caveman.' An auctioneer says 'Obsidian pendant. Prettier than everyone but myself.' An auctioneer says 'First item, yew staff. Sought after by tiny women everywhere!' Jul narrates 'he forgot joxter ' Trungle narrates 'Jox was a tiny woman wasn't he? ' Kirklen narrates 'joxter is the definition of tiny woman' Svalin chats 'Hey! I aint tiny! I reach all the way to Wilkerson's shoulder!' Llewlyn chats 'a yew for 260 gc' Kensho chats '260 gc Good Lawd! How about you give me a thick tree branch for $$5.95?' An auctioneer says 'Next item, sure to make everyone love me some more' An auctioneer says 'Another bronze war axe. Bids start at 400' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Razzor Joined: Sep 05, 2001 From: New Joisy, US Posted: 2003-03-17 17:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Edwin narrates 'iamo jarvon around also' * HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Razul chats 'LOL, in bars around where I live they have stopped selling French wine *shrug*' * HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Firin chats 'laugh' * HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Kenidd narrates 'I saw them 'open mouth kissing'.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Connaht Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posted: 2003-03-17 18:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I find funny the idea of Vaylor as a Bene Gesserit : Vaylor says 'I live to serve.' Vaylor smirks. Or, a short time after he killed my friend and ALMOST decided to kill me. Vaylor tells you 'You sent me a mail? *bounce*' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Karri Joined: Jul 08, 2000 Posted: 2003-03-17 19:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roscoe chats 'Aman Rodin.' Rodin chats 'Yes, I am a man' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mythras Joined: Apr 29, 2001 From: Austin, TX via NYC Posted: 2003-03-18 04:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bobo the no-shout-is-coming-if-you-don't-take-it-to-tells hippo narrates 'I'm about to open a can of whupass' BWAHAHAH -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Divina Joined: Jan 09, 2002 From: brisbane, OZ Posted: 2003-03-18 18:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On 2003-03-15 19:18, Quin wrote: You whisper to Mazrim Taim 'you wanna give me that angreal?' Mazrim Taim says 'Arg Matey, tis mine!' Mazrim Taim says 'But I shall give ye something if ye like' You say 'hey wait a sec' You say 'I dont like your tone' Mazrim Taim says 'What ye talking aboot?' You say 'makes me nervous around some people' Mazrim Taim gives you a dirty rock. Mazrim Taim says 'There ye go, tis a magic rock!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- man i laughed my Firetrucking arse off when i read this, i even started to cry cause i was laughing so dam hard. good work imms. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Garion Joined: Dec 04, 2001 Posted: 2003-03-19 03:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On 2003-03-15 19:18, Quin wrote: Razzor cackles insanely but makes not a sound. You say 'Hard to picture huh?' Razzor says 'i just picture a retarded guy in armor trying to bite the air.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That one was hilarious, especially if you try to picture that -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Malk Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Posted: 2003-03-19 10:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quin - I KNOW i've said some funny stuff to you? Or does it all fall under adult humor? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quin Joined: Sep 24, 2000 Posted: 2003-03-19 14:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you know, thats kinda funny, you really would think I would have a couple from you.... weird -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dalanar Joined: Jan 14, 2000 Posted: 2003-03-20 07:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Darg narrates 'dalanars pic is firetrucked' Darg narrates 'i love it' ***** Kutock narrates 'holy dung dals picture rules' ***** You have received a message! Oh dear... I liked last year's picture just a little bit better. It's hard to tell - are you the one vomiting in a projectile fashion, or are you one of the poor sods in the path of spewing vomit? ***** You tell Dracmus 'ahh, the horrors of Dalanar's picture ' Dracmus tells you 'better than last year's ' ***** Sayuja speaks from the Light 'Well, golly. I'm going to have to practice more effective public relations. The only pageant player that likes me is a projectile vomiter... woot!' ***** Giles narrates 'dalanar gets my vote, that takes some talent' ***** Vokon chats 'omg. Dalanar has alot of issues ' ***** You have received a message! omg man i had to run to the bathroom to stop from pissing myself when i saw your pageant entry! ***** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nuin Joined: Feb 26, 2002 Posted: 2003-03-20 16:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tolin chats 'I am called wicked when I take what I want. Shall I make a false apparition to whom I can 'take orders from,' giving me justification?' * R HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > Sidney chats 'yes' Ranson chats 'yea' * R HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > Slate chats 'yep' * R HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > Daraen chats 'nod' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Talimor Joined: Mar 16, 2002 From: Cali Posted: 2003-03-20 20:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kilju narrates 'Live life to its fullest by patroling the infamous Spine of the World. Observe the ways and wonderful traditions of the reclusive Aiel as you hunt them down. In the service of King Galldrian su Riatin Rie you can achive these wonderful moments, and he pays really well. The Rising Sun wants you, join today.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Connaht Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posted: 2003-03-20 21:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOL where can I see that Dalanar pic? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dalanar Joined: Jan 14, 2000 Posted: 2003-03-21 02:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.stormcity.com/doomsday/dalmanjua.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eol Joined: May 31, 2000 From: Houston/College Station Posted: 2003-03-22 13:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On 2003-03-18 21:36, Huma wrote: Don't have the ability to log with my client, but today I was tainting commands 10+ times in a row where before I might taint 1 out of ever 5 commands attempted... Considering I haven't been able to channel for over a year now, isn't this a little odd that everything is getting worse? -Huma -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I cut a little from it)Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On 2003-03-19 11:21, Detritus wrote: Doyn loves you Huma. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pedro Joined: Mar 16, 2003 Posted: 2003-03-22 15:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boh says 'ride warwhore doesn't work' Madic ponders life, the universe, and everything. Boh boggles at the thought. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Keruk Joined: Apr 29, 2002 Posted: 2003-03-22 19:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bryan Mordero is standing here, riding a cow. Funny Quotes Kaabrel Joined: Feb 24, 2003 From: Burnley,Lancashire,England Posted: 2003-03-23 08:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- bonking someone always cracks me up... cos in england it means... (use ur imagination) lol -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Huma Joined: Oct 24, 1999 Posted: 2003-03-24 00:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roscoe narrates 'Wynoa tells you 'If you were among the gaidin ranks...I might choose you to be my bookhold...uh...gaidin...'' Driden narrates 'too bad Boss Hog has him chasing those Duke boys, eh?' God I loved that show -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artuleth Joined: Jun 10, 2002 From: CCS Posted: 2003-03-24 15:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boston chats 'nope, i'm a Kerukfriend, yes, a Kerukfriend, worse than a Darkfriend' nuff said -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jashyn Joined: Mar 21, 2003 From: Burnley,Lancashire,England Posted: 2003-03-24 18:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Had a chuckly at Kaabrel the other day..cant log so remembering Kaabrel narrates "Jesus theres 67 slabs of meat in WB what the hell was butchered there" Kaabrel narrates "Ah i thought Vayus had died and someone butchered him then thought bloody hell he's lost weight then" Vaysus narrates "chuckle.. i dont die that often do i?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaabrel Joined: Feb 24, 2003 From: Burnley,Lancashire,England Posted: 2003-03-25 15:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- People talking about the new mc smob Azur narrates "What does weaken do to you?" Kaabrel narrates "I think it weakens you" Priceless -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mythras Joined: Apr 29, 2001 From: Austin, TX via NYC Posted: 2003-03-25 17:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Xarim narrates 'stupid SH*THEAD killed my horse' Meridoc narrates 'would suck to have a head of fecal matter' bwahahaa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Atvar Joined: May 26, 2001 From: New Zealand Posted: 2003-03-26 16:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (From memory.. might not be 100% correct) You say 'dagre' You say 'your my b*tch right?' Dagre hisses 'negative' You get a tinful of foul liquid from a backpack. You get a tinful of foul liquid from a backpack. You say 'your my b*tch right?' Dagre hisses 'uh-huh' Dagre blinks his eyes innocently. (What eyes?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Keruk Joined: Apr 29, 2002 Posted: 2003-03-26 22:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Haha that's great -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kismet Joined: Dec 22, 2002 Posted: 2003-03-27 22:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leading to... Grief narrates 'no' Grief narrates 'sleep' Amino narrates 'NO SLEEP TILL......' * HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Eodark narrates 'til!' * HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > na BROOKLYN! You narrate 'BROOKLYN!' Eodark narrates 'brooklyn!' Amino narrates 'BROOKLYN!' Grief narrates 'BROOKLYN!' Guess you had to be there. Trollocs sing the Beasties, Part I. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coeld Joined: Dec 27, 2000 Posted: 2003-03-28 15:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was researching my favorite subject, Darkside history and potential RP, and came across a quote that made me lol. Pam Korda, writing about the fact that Fades are genetic throwbacks to human stock, notes: "Of course, the diapers of baby Myrddraal don't wave in the wind. " The other quote came from Track, after he wished me happy Bday yesterday : Track tells you 'Track isn't just a normal fade. Track is a fade that cares.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sevan Joined: Oct 30, 2000 From: Dijabringabeeralong, Oz Posted: 2003-03-29 03:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Qytan says 'they getting you a horse' A cavalry officer bellows 'The criminal Muradin shall pay for his crimes!' Qytan says 'see ' ------X------ Muradin says 'he can lick my text based balls!' more to come once i finish editing the log from today's raid of illian -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lorraine Joined: Jul 23, 2001 From: Norway Posted: 2003-03-29 22:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cashel says 'As to the rest, in truth, fatigue weighs heavily on my shoulders this evening.' You say 'Yes, comes with raising.... 4 kids and age Cashel' You say 'I trust Taliarth as a sister' <-- that one should be funny to me and my friends I guess... Archon tells you 'heh, I woulda ran rolands if it was you solo in 4k' Archon tells you 'you scared me in lugard when I was stalking that novice' Bryan tells you 'You rock' Nevelo tells you 'Moo' Nevelo says 'Moo' Nevelo chats 'Moo' Nevelo narrates 'Moo' Nevelo shouts 'Moo' You tell Nexus 'And believe me, I am going to find out who you are ' Nexus tells you 'Great, I look forward to killing you back to level 5 when you do!' Wonder where this guy went.... You say 'Now I am rank 2, and sticking with tower' *old quote, char musta been like 20 years old...* *Dagre* hisses 'Unbelievable' Sorry if I sound selfcentered... I really am *blinks eyes innocently*, j/k [ This Mail was edited by: Lorraine on 2003-03-30 11:31 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iliana Joined: Jan 19, 2002 From: New York City Posted: 2003-03-29 23:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nova tells you 'another ooc do guys leave u alone cause all these guys hit on me and im a dude irl and it makes me feel well dirty' *cackle* Wait till Zeduis finds her! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mythras Joined: Apr 29, 2001 From: Austin, TX via NYC Posted: 2003-03-31 00:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You say 'I trust Taliarth as a sister' <-- that one should be funny to me and my friends I guess... BWAHAHAHAHAHHA. Pretty sure only certain people will know what you mean by that -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaabrel Joined: Feb 24, 2003 From: Burnley,Lancashire,England Posted: 2003-03-31 18:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pontara chats 'Maddoc is a foolio Watchers (Linkless)......... Its sad when Imms can't afford rent.....' Just made me chuckle at 1.15am -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rychek Joined: Apr 18, 2000 Posted: 2003-04-01 22:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wabbafet chats 'some one please bring me some food to the cairlain grass, i am hagg and hungry now and no survival practiced' Wabbafet chats 'please' Dozentrio chats 'where, wabbafet?' Wabbafet chats 'cairlain grasss' Wabbafet chats 'near wb' Told the wrong person -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaabrel Joined: Feb 24, 2003 From: Burnley,Lancashire,England Posted: 2003-04-02 14:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i love this one Mira narrates 'Novice Callemae come to the Yellow Ajah chambers at once, and bring a thin branch with you suitable for canning' You narrate 'Wahey can i watch?' Talimor narrates 'me too?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sylibus Joined: Oct 24, 2002 Posted: 2003-04-02 22:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taylor bellows 'What level do you have to be to bellow' Priceless. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tsutome Joined: Feb 06, 2003 Posted: 2003-04-05 14:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cert was PKing THR with a heron. Everyone on Seanchan side thought that was great and was talking about it on globals. Karif narrates: 'i'd still come solo pkilling with a heron' Karif narrates: 'i'd lose it faster than you could say Okil though. ' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nefar Joined: Feb 12, 2003 Posted: 2003-04-09 08:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dionysius speaks from the Light 'If anyone has any problems that require my attention, send a tell now.' You tell Dionysius 'Yes! I would like my intelligence score lowered a few notches, since i obviously dont have 12 int.' Dionysius tells you 'The bonus points are for your freaky piano playing abilities. Unfortunately, there are no pianos in WoTMUD.' You tell Dionysius 'Indeed, but the fact that i attempt stunts such as: paddling along, rolling around and stuffing my canoe in my pack while i know i cant swim... Should lead to me being in the: Retarted category..' Dionysius tells you '' You reply to Dionysius 'indeed.' You tell Dionysius 'therefore i submit a request, to respectfully lower my intelligence score so i will not be decieved again.' You reply to Dionysius 'if That is not possible, i fully and completely understand.. I think atleast..' Dionysius tells you 'Alas, no stat changes either higher or lower I'm afraid ' You reply to Dionysius 'meh.' You reply to Dionysius ';)' You reply to Dionysius 'Oh one more problem i need help with, could you possibly imp a piano.. Cause if im that good at playing the piano.. i need to show it off ' A little while goes by with no replies... Ibner narrates 'we could use some spikes' Divina narrates 'i could use a map ibner...' You chat 'I could use a piano.' Dionysius ruffles your hair playfully. My contribution to this thread. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cannibal Joined: Aug 31, 2001 Posted: 2003-04-10 16:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ill never forget this. didnt log so just gonna wing it Atvar narrates '5 pukes chasing me up winding' narrates 'are they trying to kill you?' Atvar narrates 'no.... they are just trying to give me christmas presents.' Was around christmas and the newb thougth he was serious. would have to be there maybe. I laughed my arse off at it though. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artuleth Joined: Jun 10, 2002 From: CCS Posted: 2003-04-11 14:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- after me and taesaens wedding we went to have a friendly drink... (there was much much more just posting the really best tho) Draman says 'Hmmmm, either I am not the best drinker or something, I take one drink and I am no longer thirsty.....Must have a small bladder or something You say 'You feel sober again NOOOOOOO You say 'real men drink WATER! Lucky throws back his head in laughter, falling back in his chair and hitting the floor. Draman says 'But you will never catch me, NO!, since I'm the muffin man!' Armmand says 'circle gets the square there, Teasaen....' Draman crushes a mug of ale against his head, what little was left of it begins to dribble down his neck. Armmand asks you 'wanna see what l showed my mug? *hic*' Armmand says 'my mug is mean to me.' [ This Mail was edited by: Artuleth on 2003-04-11 14:05 ] [ This Mail was edited by: Mira on 2003-04-13 10:56 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sylibus Joined: Oct 24, 2002 Posted: 2003-04-13 01:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason narrates 'I RIP OFF YOUR THINGY SYLIBUS>' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wabbafet Joined: Jan 05, 2003 From: A little town in the two rivers Posted: 2003-04-14 16:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On 2003-04-01 22:28, Rychek wrote: Wabbafet chats 'some one please bring me some food to the cairlain grass, i am hagg and hungry now and no survival practiced' Wabbafet chats 'please' Dozentrio chats 'where, wabbafet?' Wabbafet chats 'cairlain grasss' Wabbafet chats 'near wb' Told the wrong person -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was hopin he would come there so i could stab him and see if my stab could take him out.. Ya that's it actually i was sleepy.. WABBAFET!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shizumaru Joined: Apr 13, 2003 Posted: 2003-04-14 19:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vivienne speaks from the Light 'Okay, the rack/greaves guy doesn't get to give me any more pickup lines. ' ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mira Joined: Oct 13, 2000 From: Norfolk Virgina, USA Posted: 2003-04-14 20:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Mesa narrates 'let sh_t'<---slip o'tongue * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Badkrull narrates 'huh?' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Zeduis narrates 'sh_t ' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Zeduis has arrived from the west. * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Mesa narrates 'let dung' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Zeduis coughs and shivers. Zeduis starts riding a wild stallion. Mesa narrates 'lets HIT' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Zeduis narrates 'lol' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Bryen narrates 'lol' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Sidney narrates 'lol..' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Kyrn narrates 'lmao' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Toshio narrates 'lol ' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Badkrull narrates 'snicker' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Wabbafet narrates 'such language mesa *nod self*' * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Zeduis narrates 'whats on mesa's mind ' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dozentrio Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Posted: 2003-04-15 12:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hahahahahahaha, I think I saw that... it was right when Vivienne asked for pickup lines too (wasn't it?) so I was quite confused -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brine Joined: Jan 12, 2003 From: Hudson, NH aka Behind You Posted: 2003-04-16 11:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone (forget who) narrates 'Is that a sai in my back, or are you just happy to see me?' This was also from when Vivi was asking for pick up lines. You tell Vivienne 'I am who comes with dawn *blink*..' [ This Mail was edited by: Brine on 2003-04-16 11:45 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Absinthe Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posted: 2003-04-16 13:25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also when viv was asking for pickup lines: You tell Vivienne 'Are you into bondage? 'cause I need a Warder.' [ This Mail was edited by: Absinthe on 2003-04-16 13:42 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sylibus Joined: Oct 24, 2002 Posted: 2003-04-16 18:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fogel chats 'I've always been a lady' Funny Quotes Fogel Joined: Dec 29, 2001 From: NJ Posted: 2003-04-16 19:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *blink* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- River Joined: Dec 13, 2002 Posted: 2003-04-17 10:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Razzor chats' Leraes clumsily approaches you with cheap pick-up lines, but you fend of the attack' Still laughing my a** off. [ This Mail was edited by: River on 2003-04-17 10:45 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bamboo Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Posted: 2003-04-17 18:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bardek tells you 'wink no im not im a fuzzy trolloc' Bardek Silverthorn is a human. DARKFRIEND!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Madin Joined: Sep 19, 2001 Posted: 2003-04-20 01:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The corpse of Farkenmadin is lying here. =p -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ramos Joined: Mar 29, 2003 Posted: 2003-04-20 13:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brand shouts 'sylibus is the fo shizzle my nizzle bad ass mudda fudda' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stark Joined: Feb 28, 2002 From: Boston Posted: 2003-04-21 08:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vaylor narrates 'Are you allowd to kill Gaidin applicants as a Gaidin Stark?' You narrate 'i dunno about the ways of the children, but we don't kill our own applicants' You narrate 'sorry' Haia narrates 'um why would he kill his own applicants?' Vaylor narrates 'but Gaidin applicants are SO annoying!' You narrate 'and children are SO annoying!' You narrate '!' You narrate 'tell me you never want to kill Tuyn' Vaylor chats 'damn, shut down' Vaylor narrates 'Tuyns a special case' Anor narrates '"special"' You narrate 'uh-huh' Vaylor narrates 'appart from Anor hes the only Child ive ever held homicidal feelings about' Vaylor narrates 'and Diotest' Cardos narrates 'LOL ' Vaylor narrates 'and the' Vaylor narrates 'whois the' * HP:Beaten MV:Full > TICK IN 5 SECONDS. whois the the Lancer is a level 50 human Child of Light rogue. Anor narrates 'the is going down' [ This Mail was edited by: Stark on 2003-04-21 08:43 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baskas Joined: Dec 25, 2002 Posted: 2003-04-24 03:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I log on: Rychek narrates 'my anti-war protests in the blight were met with violence' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iliana Joined: Jan 19, 2002 From: New York City Posted: 2003-04-24 22:25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Upon asking Wuken on his take on country music: "im singing about my dog and losing my gf whose never coming back oh damn and here comes my pickup truck, ford country baby, let me slap on my cowboy hat and my testical pinching pants and get out of here yeehaaaa" hahaha -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kirafa Joined: Mar 04, 2002 Posted: 2003-04-28 09:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wuken narrates 'Die bucket' Wuken narrates 'bucket, im going to kill you one day' Wuken narrates 'i hate you bucket' Wuken narrates 'die bucket' Wuken narrates 'burn in hell bucket' Wuken narrates 'god i hate you bucket' Wuken narrates 'die bucket!!' Wuken narrates 'youre gonna die bucket' Wuken narrates 'bucket you are so dead' Geisha narrates 'Don't you wub me no more Pookie?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vaylor Joined: Jun 26, 2002 Posted: 2003-04-29 03:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pedron Nial, The Lord Captain Commander says 'Dont play stupid with me Child Vaylor, its unnapropriate for a Child of the Light. You say 'Ahhh, don’t you mean ‘inappropriate’ sir?' Pedron Nial, The Lord Captain Commander says ‘Yeah, that.’