Bryan's Funny Quotes Bryan Joined: Apr 05, 2000 Posted: 2002-11-11 23:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the request of Argent: Bryan's Book of Funny (and often disturbing) Quotes ------------- Gohon tells you 'figured. and you are not a murderer irl who kills people when t hey are sleeping or whatever right?' ------------- Jered says 'time to flee.' * R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > Jered leaves north, riding a gray palfrey. Jered the Recruit is a level 28 human Child of Light ranger. ------------- Judicare tells you 'you scare me whenever you're around my \"friend\".' ------------- Paikah tells you 'I don't know if this is good or bad for you, but you're the n ext Venic in my book.' ------------ The gleeman says 'You Bryan!!! You will die before your time!!' The gleeman panics and attempts to flee! ----------- Gohon tells you 'did i ever thank you for ripping conagher?' Conagher the Runner is a level 29 human Forrester ranger. Gohon the Green Knight is a level 40 human Forrester Master ranger. ----------- Judicare narrates 'anyone seen bryan lately...speaking of the devil' ----------- Sean narrates 'Bryan, you trying to be like Murdock or something? Sorry, you're just not cool enough.' ----------- Khadgar of Murandy is a human. You know what I see way to often? TYPE HELP FOR NEWBIES. You cannot leave the Circle of Light for 15 minutes because you were PK'd! Just you wait Bryan...32 lvls that is...then we'll see who's laughing! PK'd count 9 ----------- Garrison tells you 'i know youre an mc' Garrison tells you 'dont worry, i wont tell anyone' ----------- Alkazar tells you 'Why is Gohon not dead yet?' ----------- Someone narrates 'if we cant kill bryan lets find out his alts and kill all of the m!' ---------- Deedlit narrates 'Lol, you couldn't kill me if you wanted to Bryan.' 5, 5% #Deedlit ---------- Ketsang tells you 'you're my hero....i want my mc to be just like you ' Ketsang al'Kaden the Hundredman is a level 30 human Child of Light ranger. ---------- You tell Jamila 'Will you marry me?' Jamila tells you 'damnit, no, I'm betrothed to Kenny' ---------- Chuck tells you 'when you are tainted, does it make you nar funny things?' ---------- Lanna narrates 'I'm quitting because of Bryan' (then begins a 10+ min. tirade) Avia tells you 'Lanna just needs to put down the Jack Daniel's and type quit ' ---------- Tzyde narrates 'Bryan is the most evil guy around since Mogg' ---------- Talkor narrates 'what? so nobody likes bryan anymoer? ' ---------- *Smasher* hisses 'Why are you not a Darkfriend yet?' *Chaos* hisses 'Why are you not a DF yet?' *Noikor* hisses 'Fool, become a df already' ---------- Zor tells you 'i'll send you $$50 irl to kill ruckis' ---------- *a newbie trolloc* says 'ward my dagger?' ---------- Mysil looks at you. * R HP:Healthy SP:Fading MV:Strong - Mysil:Wounded > You swiftly dodge Mysil's attempt to scythe you. You slash Mysil's right arm very hard. * R HP:Healthy SP:Fading MV:Strong - Mysil:Wounded > Mysil stares at the sky. * R HP:Healthy SP:Fading MV:Strong - Mysil:Wounded > Mysil panics and attempts to flee! ---------- A myrddraal gesticulates strangely. * HP:Scratched SP:Trickling MV:Tiring > Oops. * HP:Scratched SP:Trickling MV:Tiring > You snicker softly. * HP:Scratched SP:Trickling MV:Tiring > A myrddraal hisses 'bah' ---------- You bellow 'GOD SAVE ME, KYN IS SINGING BRITTNEY SPEARS ON NARRATES!' Someone bellows '*comfort*' ---------- Anakha bellows 'I'm going to have to side with the Darkfriend on this one' Pelori bellows 'Bah, go away both of you. ' Anakha is Sei'taer Seventh, a seanchan. Pelori of the Borderlands is a human. ---------- Pelori bellows 'You must be really stupid to enter a stedding to chase me' (Few ticks later...) Pelori tells you 'Gah, didn't know you had a heron blade and could bash =(' ---------- The Dreadlord says 'He is being given the Gifts.' *Eleanor* says 'I'm glad someone is' *Eleanor* smirks. (Incidentally, I receieved no Dark Gift ) ---------- Vfan tells you 'I count 8 flamestrikes, thats impressive. No hard feelings that I didnt put up more of a fight I hope?' ---------- Manni narrates 'oh look bryan, manni the level 1 ranger is alone, better kill him ' Edei narrates 'level 1 edei is all alone too, oh no, bryan is out!' Manni the ranger of the Borderlands is a level 1 human ranger is a level 51 human Red Eagle ranger. Edei the ranger of the Borderlands is a level 1 human ranger is a human. ---------- Rain narrates 'I'm trapped in Roland, Yazir is around, someone come save me?' You narrate 'I'm OTW Rain!' Rain narrates 'That's what I was afraid of ' ---------- Gohon narrates 'Bryan Kenny, what boring names. Bob the Darkfriend must be next' ---------- You bellow 'Nobody likes you!' Yazir bellows 'Who? me?' You bellow 'Yes you. Everybody likes me and hates you.' Yazir bellows 'You wish.' ---------- *Murnych* says 'Bryan is a complete wimp, I could take him easy' You begin to weave the appropriate flows... -= You draw some energy from the stone in your hand. *Murnych* has been blinded! *Murnych* says 'I hate you! ' ---------- (How to confuse Trollocs with Important Darkfriend Secrets, lesson 1) *Eleanor* whispers to you 'blah blah blah' You whisper to *Eleanor* 'secret stuff' *Eleanor* whispers to you 'nod' ---------- (Stealing Kills) Smasher bellows 'he crit in wb, get him jaster' * R HP:Healthy SP:Trickling MV:Strong > Majin has arrived from the north. * R HP:Healthy SP:Trickling MV:Strong > [k majin] You slash Majin's head into bloody fragments! Majin is dead! R.I.P. You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you. You receive your share of experience... Your first time. Was it good for you too? Your blood freezes as you hear Majin's death cry. * R HP:Healthy SP:Trickling MV:Strong > *Smasher* hisses 'goddamnit bryan' ---------- Someone squeaks 'Decon, a *human*, Majin and more are at Circle of Light' ---------- (Bryan decides to get Gate at the global reset, and doesn't know how to use it yet) Eileen tells you 'I'm going to laugh when someone figures out that you can't port' You tell Eileen 'So what am I supposed to do then?' Eileen tells you 'Loom a lot, and hope they don't notice' ---------- Lorrane narrates 'hey Bryan! How many darkfriends does it take to light a torch?' * R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > You narrate 'One. I point, and your body bursts into flames, providing all the illumination I need.' * R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > cw [change mood wimpy] Mood changed to: Wimpy Wimpy reset to: 150 hit points. * R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > Kilmore narrates 'lol' Joinde narrates 'that was actually good' ---------- -Bryan -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Richter Joined: Apr 22, 2001 From: east bum firetruck Posted: 2002-11-11 23:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- roflmao i know you got more, come on man, dont leave me hanging [ This Mail was edited by: Richter on 2002-11-12 11:06 ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mesa Joined: Oct 02, 2001 Posted: 2002-11-12 00:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Show off! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raxtor Joined: Apr 08, 2001 Posted: 2002-11-12 00:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that was cool as ***** and ***** is cool let me tell you... RAXTOR!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Allora Joined: Jun 05, 2002 From: minnesota, usa Posted: 2002-11-12 00:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i would have thought those funny had i not experienced your wrath on more than one occasion (including the day you got me 3 times in a row *grrr*) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Akael Joined: Jul 31, 2001 From: An Igloo in Southern Canada Posted: 2002-11-12 03:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Khadgar of Murandy is a human. You know what I see way to often? TYPE HELP FOR NEWBIES. You cannot leave the Circle of Light for 15 minutes because you were PK'd! Just you wait Bryan...32 lvls that is...then we'll see who's laughing! PK'd count 9 ROFLMAO That was my first ever serious character I didn't actually think that you knew it was there Bryan lol. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sharan Joined: Apr 20, 2002 From: Rotterdam, the Netherlands Posted: 2002-11-12 10:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heheh... *poke Bryan* And there I was on my first day on the mud and I see Bryan riding a shadow stallion and I run around following asking how come he can ride one... the concept of Darkfriends was quite clear to me all of a sudden But you're a sweetie..you let the annoying newbie live -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hameron Joined: Jun 23, 2002 Posted: 2002-11-12 14:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- roflmao at these quotes Bryan